Sex Tip #672: Embrace the Golden Blowjob, by Lady Ristretto

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Sex Tip #672:

“Need me to drown out the sour taste of my cum?”

We all know that there isn’t a universal standard taste of cum. A man’s diet has a huge impact. Some of it can be really fucking rancid and can cause an upset stomach. So here’s a revolutionary idea to aid in the digestion of cum or create a new way for a man to orgasm: urine.

Think of it as no different than when a woman cums so hard she gushes and sprays all over a man’s face. That is actually urine. Let men have the same experience.

Piss in a mouth instead of cumming and role play the experience, or do it immediately after cumming in order to drown the sour cum that the stomach is having trouble digesting.

I know, I know, but it’s piss and it stinks and it smells like a dirty alley where you get your asshole torn open by a huge red, enraged cock against a dumpster where a bum is sleeping and he wakes up to watch and moos like a cow as he jerks it and jams a discarded t-bone in his asshole.

Forget the smell for a moment. It’s the taste that matters: warm, soothing salt water that cleanses the palette and kills bacteria that causes a sore throat and gingivitis.

Let men piss in your mouth instead of or in addition to cumming for the very simple reason that it tastes better than cum.

You’re welcome.

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