Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?
It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains (see technical specifications below). This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel (see “In Flight Entertainment” by Leticia). From the outside, the spaceship looks a lot like a woman on her back with her legs spread (crude smutpunk rendition coming soon, I swear). The boosters come out of her toes, which curl when warp speed is engaged. Each big tit of this buxom intergalactic spaceship is part of twin bridges. The midriff is living quarters for the crew. The pussy and ass is a docking bay. The head is the front of the ship, which holds most of the weaponry. In the latest episode from the Triangulum Stain Universe, Attack of the North Korea Giantesses, there’s a weightlessness sex scene that takes place in one of the recreational areas aboard the USS Enterthighs (read sample).
What is the Triangulum Stain Universe?
This universe features five latex clad super-hot WiB superheroes chasing down alien wrongdoing and restoring peace to Earth. There are two novellas, Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos and Battle for Alien Relish, and I’m in the middle of a series of short episodes. The first one was Pop & Lollie. The second installment will be coming out soon. If you don’t want to miss it, join my mailing list.
USS Enterthighs Technical Specs
Operator: The Five Hive of WiB
Type: Medium-range explorer, Disseminate Class
Propulsion System: Warp Core – Class 69 (Cyclic Input Manifold)
Length: 669 meters
Mass: 899,000 metric tons
Crew complement: 169
Speed: Warp 9.975 (max. sustainable cruise velocity)
Armament: Vibrating Phaser arrays, phaser banks, spatial charges and torpedo tubes compatible with photon torpedoes, quantum torpedoes, and tricobalt devices
Defenses: Deflector shields