There are Christmas Deals and then there are XXXmASS deals!
This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!
Now’s the Time to Get this Incredible Flash Sale.
So tune in this Friday from 12-2 pm and get 35% off everything!
**Sorry, batteries not included.
***Hot Asian chick sold separately
Two new exciting things are going on this month:
one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription
get involved for only 69¢!
two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way
Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?
It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).
More Christmas Specials – Use ‘Jynx50’ for 50% off Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired