Sex Tip: Pooning

What is pooning?

First you get your girl really fucking hot so that she gets wet and moist down there. She has to be so hot that she’s squirming in her panties and leaking all over her underwear. Once her knickers are nasty and juicy, take them off of her and blow dry them until the wetness forms little crystals. Scrape cunt pool crystals off the panties with a razor. Here you have a few choices. Scrape into bowl or rolling paper and smoke until the aphrodisiac high hits or, better yet, scrape the pussy pellets onto a reflective surface and snort those cunt crystals until you see Nirvana.

 

Pooning in Erotic Literature

Well, my bitch is a total nutbag whore as you know. She gets off on the oddest fucking things like being told that I want to fuck her best friend in the ass while she gets relegated to my ass to rim me. This pisses her off and brings the primal beast to life. Her nostrils flare and her pupils dilate. Her pores open. The little hairs on her neck stand up. That’s where I grab her, hard. Like I’m grabbing a pussy cat by the neck flesh to lift her up, I grab my angry pussy and shove her down on my hard cock. My bitch is the type of girl to get really hot at this point. I fuck her face hard for a while. “You’re friend, Christina, sucks so much better than this. She goes all the way to the root and then some. She gets me harder than this.” I see she’s hot, her nipples are rock hard in her tight little t-shirt.

I tell my bitch to strip. I take her panties and sure enough they are soaking fucking wet.

“You’re such a little whore, aren’t you? You just fucking love being manhandled. You will get that tongue so deep in my ass even while I’m pounding your bestie hard up her slutty ass. If you’re this wet now, how wet will you be when I make her scream with my big, hard Latino cock?” I wipe her panties right through her slit. She’s a puddle down there and all that glorious pussy juice, that mucous membrane masterpiece transfers onto her panties.

The blow-drier whirs as it dries up the cunt current. The cunt juice hardens into little crystals, into powder. I take a razor and scrape the charged discharge off onto a little cocaine mirror. Tonight, I’m not snorting cocaine. Oh no! Tonight is the nectar of the nookie!

I roll up a 1000 Korean Won note in honor of her heritage and have her bend over. I line up the nookie nuggets on her big, phat asscheeks and then dive in and snort a line of cunt crystal off her Korean keister.

The aphrodisiac, the cunt crack, kicks in in a moment. My cock is rock hard and I’m feeling invincible. While she’s bent over I point my cock and her dark brown bullseye and say, “Spread it like your bestie does!” in Korean. I rarely speak to my bitch in Korean but when I’m high anything goes. She reaches back obediently and spreads her phat Korean asscheeks wide open, tits shmushed into the carpet for balance. I crush her ass canal with cruel chunky cock until she’s screaming into the floor so loud the neighbors bang on the wall to tell us to shut the fuck up. I oblige after growling chillingly while cumming up her ass.

Her ass drips my cum out as I sit on the carpet with my hand on my head, coming down off that aphrodisiac high. A big globule of cum forms on her ass, then glides down her cunt lips. I have the dollar bill still rolled up in my hand, so I use it to move the cum into my palm. I smack her ass and she takes the signal to turn around. I give her the rolled up 1000 Won bill and my bitch obediently snorts the cum out of my hand and up her nose.

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