National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits
poem by Moctezuma Johnson
I pick her up from the bar
the bra comes off
she has empty
saggy pancake tits
i fry an egg on the stove
dump it onto her
saggy little tits
let the yoke run
down her cleavage
to her belly button
then i straddle her
dip my balls in her mouth
i turn 180 degrees
so my cock is between her saggy tits
she licks my asshole
i pick up the pancake mix titties
and rub them around my cock
getting messy with egg yoke
and jizz into the concoction
and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”