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National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits

poem by Moctezuma Johnson

I pick her up from the bar

the bra comes off

she has empty

saggy pancake tits

i fry an egg on the stove

dump it onto her

saggy little tits

let the yoke run

down her cleavage

to her belly button

then i straddle her

dip my balls in her mouth

i turn 180 degrees

so my cock is between her saggy tits

she licks my asshole

i pick up the pancake mix titties

and rub them around my cock

getting messy with egg yoke

and jizz into the concoction

and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”