Poem: Rip Her Uterus Out by Moctezuma Johnson
for Renata
my wife is being a real cunt
yelling every day
“it’s called periods,” Renata says
so when i fucked her this morning
i grabbed hold of her uterus
to rip the fucker out
but it was a slippery fuck
and my wife said, “get the fuck off me
what’s wrong with you?”
and kicked me off the bed.
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Damn, I’m glad I’m past all of that. If course, there are brand new problems. A woman’s curse. We just make sure you share it.
Well, you know what they say: Sharing is Caring.
Glad it only lasts about 25% of the time!