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One of the fun parts of writing SMUTPUNK is the names. Check out the smutpunk wiki for some of the great names that have already come out over the years. You’ve met Princess Chuckhole, Bob Von Bulge, and the rulers of Alien Relish called SLUTS of the OBLONG table. Now any self-respecting fan of depraved protein painting will have dreamed of having such a moniker herself. Well, here at SMUTPUNK unincorporated, dreams do come true one aka at a time.
By the way, according to this, I’m Motley Van Verga. Verga means dick in Spanish. What’s yours? Please leave yours in the comments section. Enjoy!
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Vander bulge Cleavagelicker
Fishyfy Glittercheeks!
Why do I know you don’t mean the ones on my little face? 😀
Maybe you’re right. But what if you’re not?
Oh I’m right.
But what if you’re not? What if this is that black swan?
It isn’t.
What if it’s a glittery swan?
Glittercheeks is a nice name. Hey, Vanderbulge at least you’re not licking windows.
Lickanuts Picklestein
Lol, what do you go for first, the nuts or the pickle?
You best go for the pickle. Or the nuts.
Babyface bin Fuckenstein
Bella, that fits you perfectly, lol! Nice one.