10Jan

Tromp Causing a Tweetstorm @calliepress #LPRTG | Breaking News

I got the BEST PARODY, believe me! And the Mexicans are gonna pay for it!
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Callie Press, the hot redhead with bush tuft matching Tromp’s

Hey, if you wanna hear about me stuff in’ this little redhead here, buy the book. It’s the best. BEST! Like all my books. ALL!
Book good. Buy good. Buy book. Good book. YUGE book. FANTASTIC book. AMAZING book. WONDERFUL book. Just WONDERFUL. Get it. Get. Buy. Buy.
You seriously gotta buy this book, you’re missing out if you don’t. It’s the BEST parody since Maude. That was a parody right? Just buy it.
You seriously gotta buy this book, you’re missing out if you don’t. It’s the BEST parody since Maude. That was a parody right? Just buy it.
Damn assistant broad. “Mister Tromp Mister Tromp please don’t tweet from the bathroom Mister Tromp.” WEAK!
They say I tweet too much? Wait til they try making me eat White House swill! I’ll be *sniff* in the john all night!
I’ll tell you: if these brown and yellow people don’t get it together, we’re gonna put guns in their assholes until they do! Not literally!
I don’t know what a *sniffff* tweetstorm even means, I mean, they say I do all these tweetstorms and I’m like I don’t *sniff* know what that
So when I say it’s gonna be YUGE,you can bet the farm on me being right! What’s three bucks? Are you poor or something? Buy the book, loser!
You don’t know parody. I’m from New York, I know parody! We have the best hugest most amazingly fantastic parody in all this wonderful earth
I’ll believe you if you believe me! How’s that sound for foreign policy? This is America, you fucks! We own it all! RILED! GRR!
This book is the next big thing. We are going to sell it in Europe, and South America, and in Gina. It’s gonna be yuge, you believe me.
Is it just me, or is Gineese sound like they’re saying ‘ching-chong! chinga-chong!’ I don’t think so…NOT NOW!
Me: PUT-IN there, PAL! Putin: Not funny. I don’t get some people! Great men think their own ways, I guess! I can’t figure that guy AT ALL!
I don’t understand how some of you broads think sometimes, you know? That’s all I’m sayin. Crazy bitches the bunch of you. JOKE!
Hey, get back here, you! You don’t want to be a fired loser, do you? Trust me, buy this book. If it’s not on your desk tomorrow, FIRED
Gilligan. What a hoot! The best loser of all! Just like this parody is the best of all! It’s gonna be absolutely YUGE
!I’ll tell you one thing. “Tweet” is a GREAT name for a thing where I put in your ear what I wanna flick out there. Tweet! Buy the damn book
And I’m just a humble business woman, I’m not some powerful bureaucrat now am I? Who ya gonna believe? Trust me, this is the best. Read it.
I mean am I alone here in seeing this? I should not be the one getting picked on! Someone else should be the one getting picked on! NOT ME!
I am bigly mad! Can’t do twitters in the middle of the night and expect me to just drop it! Buy this TERRIFIC book it’s wonderful!
What, you don’t believe me? You calling me a liar? You better read up on a little couple I know…TWO CORINTHIANS! amirite xtians
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Moctezuma Johnson’s Erotic Smutpunk, Sci-Fi, and other literary raunch.

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http://Geni.us/Trump  The Alt-right-click trashes Gay Mexican Alien who Dump calls yugely unimprtant (sic) loser #LPRTG #EARTG #SMUTPUNK

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Two wrongs don’t make a right but three do!

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Gina says “big sticks” await President-elect Dump. He says he prefers big Mexican dicks.

Moctezuma Johnson ‏@MJKingOfErotica
 The Alt-right-click is all a-flutter with Dump’s recent tweetstorm @calliepress #LPRTG #EARTG

Moctezuma Johnson ‏@MJKingOfErotica
Thinking about the chair in the whitehouse after President Dump gets sworn in and eats first meal from Mexican chef 

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Penis emerges as point man in Dump’s cabinet.

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4 comments on “Tromp Causing a Tweetstorm @calliepress #LPRTG | Breaking News”

  1. Shelby Kent-Stewart

    Callie Press and Moctezuma Johnson know the best words. I’m telling you, I know words and these two have the best words. YUGE words. Over-rated? Nah. Buy their books! And while you’re at it, buy a couple extra. I’m pretty sure we’re all ending up doing hard time at Gitmo.

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  2. Bella Shadows

    I’m slow, but you know? This insanity is only gonna get more insane, and these two wacko kiddos know just how to deal with it. SMUTPUNK the PUNK outta his orange ass! It’s true. He’s orange. The Orangarian race of beings came here from a solar system completely unlike our own. They require the blood of fresh immigrants to survive and they cannot think unless yelling and chaos is happening around them. Callie + MJ will no doubt continue to document this bizarre encounter, for it is a once in a lifetime chance! Orangarians are so rare that it might behoove humans to capture this one for scientific study!

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