I’m sure you’ve heard of MILKED BY THE YETI (MBTY) on (the companion site to #LPRTG and

MBTY has become a smutpunk’d pulp staple penned by Callie Press and Moctezuma Johnson. Yes, I’m MJ referring to myself awkwardly in third person. As for the MILKED series, I mean, how can a snowy story with an abominable snowman and a Russian Slut with big tits not be a grand winner? Right. What? What’s that? You say they are in Nevada on a donkey in BOOK FOUR. Impossible! Who would write that?

You can find below that I’ve organized all the episodes into neat little BOOKS and INSTALLMENTS. So have a click or two and enjoy getting MILKED BY THE YETI! (see what I did there? I’m very inclusive with milking love).

Since each part is free and you may love them so much you’d like to tip us, you can buy another book by each of us or give a Yeti Tip (pay using paypal on this site). Cheers!


INSTALLMENT ONE of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti ONE

INSTALLMENT TWO of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti TWO

INSTALLMENT THREE of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti THREE

INSTALLMENT FOUR of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti FOUR


INSTALLMENT ONE of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti ONE

INSTALLMENT TWO of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti TWO

INSTALLMENT THREE of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti THREE

INSTALLMENT FOUR of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti FOUR


Callie Press and Moctezuma Johnson each milked out a book of yeti

BOOK THREE by Moctezuma Johnson

Part One

Part Two

Part Three 

Part Four

And Finally, Book Four by Callie Press has begun!

Part One

(if any links are bad please let me know in the comments and try searching on, thanks^^)



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