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How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Humiliate her in Public

An ongoing study into the psycho psychology of my own girlfriend

 

Humiliating your girlfriend takes a certain knack and skill because it is no small feat. You have to warm her up to the idea of it. One of the best and most certain ways is to have a massive fight with her in public where she behaves like an absolute bitch. If she embarrasses you or herself enough, going way over the line of normalcy, you’re in business for her humiliation later. The more she yells and screams at you, the more her eyes go narrow and her brow furrows, the more she smacks and slaps you, the more her cheeks go red and her hands tremble, then the more you can destroy her with cock in a moment — just be patient, her tirade will eventually end. You should already feel excited knowing she will be balls deep on you soon. I mean, after an argument, what’s the best thing? Certainly the make-up sex. She will want t o make sure she hasn’t lost you after treating you like shit in public and she will feel like she deserves to be punished. All you now have to do is step up to the dish and do it.

Women are whores

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So the argument was over. She had just yelled at me on the street in Seoul. People are always staring at me but this made it worse. I walk to a bench and smoke a cigarette. There is an arcade below with a pool hall and a hallway of glass leading to some other stores. It’s the weekend and the offices are close but the stores are open. She comes over and says, “let’s go.”
I see my opportunity, “together?”
She nods and takes my hand. I say, “give me a blowjob first.” She looks at me, seeing how much she needs to do to make up for what she has just done. I lead her by the hand, which I feel trembling, down the stairs so we are in the arcade. We are behind the stairs but from certain angles we are easy to see from the hallway which flanks out. She kneels down and I whip out my hard cock. I grab her with two hands and immediately go balls deep. “Suck, pig! Use that mouth for something other than yelling at me.” I think her throat is open from all the screaming, it lets me stretch her out straight away. She gags less than usual on my cock. People walk by in the hallways. Some see and pretend not to. “They see you, whore! Now suck it deeper. Show them what a good slave you are.” She makes a lot of noise. There’s a short bit of humming, then there’s this gagging sound, followed by a wet sloshing and slurping sound. When I hear her sloshing around and frothing at the mouth I realize that her throat is really lubed up and she’s able to take the head, the shaft, the root, and even the balls into her mouth. She is sucking deep, letting me fuck her face as I please. I look down at her. I despise her for abusing me. I see her heavily made up face, all that thick mascara, and I want to destroy her. She sees the way I look at her and I see the fear in her eyes, then I see it fade into acceptance. She has given herself to me and know what to do.
With my cock dangling in front of her face, spit dripping onto her clothes around her bust, I say, “Turn around and pull up that skirt.” The dumb cunt does as told and her ass is beautiful. It’s juicy and looks like the perfect landing pad for a big dick. The thing about her ass is contour. It’s not the muscular ass of a swimmer. It’s the round butt of a squatter. The one that you want to plop on your face while you lick the anus.
I need  to put that beckoning ass to good use. “Pull your panties down to your knees.” Her panties stretch as she wiggles them down to her knees.

I push my cock into her , skipping her slutty cunt, and going straight into her ass and pushing through her resistance. She screams out in pain — no lube, just saliva on cock. I get about half in standing behind her and whispering into her ear, “That’s enough, whore. Get back over here and taste your own ass.”

“No. What do I look like a porn star?” I eye her naked ass out in public.

“You’re right, I’m going back up to the street.”

“No. Stay,” she says as she goes down to her knees in front of me again. “I’m sorry,” she says then opens wide and swallows the taste of her own ass. I see something catch her eye. I turn and someone is watching her. After I turn he looks down and walks away.

She gets a certain look when she has dick in her mouth. It’s like a confused look crosses her brow. It’s a look of struggle. Her brow creases. Watching her eat her own ass is enough for me to shoot a load big enough to paint this building cream. I pull out of her mouth and aim my big gun straight at her nose.
“Not on my face,” she says.
“Why? I’m pretty and have make up on.”
“Your ugly without jizz on you, pig. “I jerk as she looks at me with daggers. I can see the hurt in her eyes. The jizz rockets into her face, blowing her hair back. I milk it all onto her nose, thick and globule.
“Now you look pretty.” I walk away into the building. She quickly pulls her skirt down and follows me. I find a sign for the bathroom. There’s a thick batch of cum dripping from her cheek.
“I have to piss,” I say. And grab her by the neck and bring her with me into the shitty bathroom with stench and reek. “Kneel down.” She crumples into position on her submissive knees and takes my piss right off of her face, leaning forward to keep her clothes and the rest of her clean. I clean the cum off her face with my piss. After I’ve shaken my cock out I let her go to the sink and rinse off. “You’re such a dumb fucking whore,” I say.

You can get your girl to do this too. After a fight she will feel quite insecure and be up for just about everything. After the sex you are calm and reunited. It’s glue and you can use it to your advantage. It can repair bad relationships, solve disagreements, and put everyone back in their place. It’s make up sex and its most intense and there is no shame in being the sub nor the master. Push the envelop and have some fun!

Things you can get her to do to apologize:

 

  • Strip in public
  • Anal sex in public
  • BJ in public
  • Ass to Mouth
  • Human Toilet
  • Face in the Toilet
  • Eat her best friend’s ass while you watch
  • and anything else you can dream up
The only thing you probably can never get is in apology, but this is just as good, if not, better. Yes, definitely better.
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…a bootybuilding gym rat who can’t take the stares of the only foreigner in this Korean gym and lays herself down on a bench to pleasure herself, until she’s outed.

…a story of an Eastern European babe married to an Asian dude who is so bored that she lets two very sketchy dudes, one white and one black, take her into an abandoned alley. What unfolds you could never predict. Never.

…and a tale entitled Mad for Jizz about a date gone awry in front of some voyeuristic tourists.

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“He went from assy to classy. I like that.” –Christopher Wallace, hip-hop artist

I'm not sure where the line between classy and nasty is all the time.

I’m not sure where we put the line between classy and nasty.

A note on aesthetics

I see sites going for a classy look, but as I scan their items I usually find a few jump out at me as not matching. If it were an IQ test the pattern is often broken. It’s no nudity but then there are tits in my face. It’s tits but not pussy, but then there’s a little bit of the top part of a trimmed bush. Where is the line? It seems arbitrary to me. Who says tits are less innocuous than anus? I realize that this is quite an unimportant topic and you should be saying to yourself, MJ, who gives a shit? but the issue at large is censorship. I’m one of the many censored authors out there. As I write this my most conclusive piece of writing, Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired, languishes behind bars in the Amazonia Adult Dungeon. Chills go up my spine just typing this! Hug me. Help me. Hold me.

The issue in my little opinion is that it’s some of the erotica writers who are the most prudish. It’s like they are pushing their puritan envelopes and their line is as far as they will go. Where’s the fun in that? Where’s the tolerance? I grew up in a Latino family. Nudity, nakedness, bodies, sexual lines, limits, jokes are quite different than an Anglo-Saxon family. Some people will look down their noses and say I was raised by wolves. But my wolves were vibrant, alive and in touch with their own sexuality and bodies. I’m happy with that. I don’t see how being a gun-crazed, right-wing freak really helps matter. I was born in the US but I can’t grasp where the country is headed: military imperialism, breached security in the streets, gun toting shoppers. I love the safety of Asia. I may get my ass kicked, but I won’t get shot in the head. Nice. Now I’m not saying that “erotica makes the world go ’round”, am I Bella? But I do notice that countries with more lax sex, pornography, and censorship rules have less rape and less violent crime. Literary Porn is paving the way for a better future!

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Book Reviews: Four of them because like orgasms they should be multiple

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Book Reviews: Four Reviews of Four Awesome Contemporary Romance and Erotica Writers

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First I had this obsession with the writing of Connie Cliff. If you check my archives you will see that I reviewed many of her books. Then it was the Wizards Daughters that Michael Dalton penned. Now it’s Callie Press. She burst on my erotica radar this year as subtle as a Stealth Bomber over Syria (thoughts to all my French brothers and sisters) with The Chamber Pot Prince and Donna the Office Slutbag and other awesome titles, but nothing was written this year with as much skill, subtlety, humor, sense, sensitivity, and just plain fun as Callie’s Halloween Tale Butterface. In my opinion, this was the Erotica Book of the Year. No disrespect to anybody else’s books (including my own) but nothing stacks up against this masturba-piece. Nothing. Butterface has elements of Lovecraft, of Watson & Crick, of Stephen King, of me (yeah, I said it – Callie’s my girl, and this is my blog, so I can say anything I want), of Shakespeare (yes, her ear for dialogue is that good), and other shit that just isn’t coming to mind cause I’m a dunce and haven’t had coffee yet. Now, as awesome as Butterface is, some other books have also been absolutely fucking awesome. I cannot list them all but here are a few that I have just recently read, from authors who truly know how to turn a phrase.

Ashlee Shades (aka Ashlee S. Hades, the devilish one) [amazon text=Blind Sensations&asin=B014I57BUY]

This was a great book.

This is the second book of Ashlee Shades that I have read and I quite enjoyed the focus on the senses. There are a few bits of tense trouble but otherwise the prose is polished and the story is captivating. Samantha endures horrible blind dates and then starts on her blindfolded-with-a-total-stranger journey that is very hot and quite interesting. The character goes on a strange date that leads her to drive to his mansion (err, castle) to be led into an empty room by a butler and willingly put on a blindfold before she meets her “date.” I would have liked Samantha, the main character, to have asked the mystery man more questions. clare-bachelor-juan-pablo-blindfold-dateEven if they were just in her head I think that could have added to the strangeness and anxiety of wearing a blindfold for the first time, but maybe that’s just me. I’m weird. I’m sick. I’m wonderful. The way Ashlee wrote it, I enjoyed the sensory deprivation a lot, and thought this was the strongest part of the book. The sex (or sense) scenes were captivating. Ashlee really wrote some awesome sexy bits.

The ending was telegraphed early on in the book, but I still found reading to its conclusion to be a ton of hot, steamy fun. Shades has a way with words. By limiting the character’s sight she really enhanced the writing, the atmosphere, and the senses. The plot took a back seat to the fun.

The book left me quite satisfied. I highly recommend it. Surely there will be a part 2 soon and I’m looking forward to it. As I edit this post to publish it I realize that part 2 is already out. I’m too slow to keep up!

 

July Cumming [amazon text=Wet and Naughty First Times Bundle&asin=B015LYXVOG]

This book starts with a couple stories that are hot first timers. Please don’t take my speed of covering the first two stories to be a sign that they are weak, they most certainly are not, it’s just that story 3 in this collection may be the best short story written in 2015.

Let’s back up to story one for a moment. There’s a sexy little vixen in the first one that sent me right over the edge. I mean, it has all the taboos of underage and overstimulated. Without getting us on an FBI’s most wanted list lets just say there may be a bit of subtle coercion in this one.

I read the second one in the haze of a post-self-coital romp (thanks, July!). The title suits this book perfectly, there are different naughty first times but the last story really ramps the theme up into a frenzy that could be titled “So Very, Nearly Illegally, Past the Point of Naughty First Times.” The first two stories are quality: hot and naughty and quite satisfying reads. They show that Ms. Cumming has earned her name. Then there story 3: fucking genius! It  is a tale about a certain boss [I like to think of the name as a group of tall, smart, brave women (Hint: also a river and rainforest)] who manipulates an erotica writer into coming into his posh office. This short story will blow the buttons off your blouse. Holy shizzayt what a story! It’s funny and hot and insane and nasty and barely legal and brilliantly features a layered, larger than life robe-wearing CEO we all know too well and love to hate and hate to love. The play on our personal relationships with this diva CEO makes it all the more real, fun, and goddamn spectacular. This story is Stephen King meets Jade Marcela. It’s Steve Jobs dominates the world of Hip Hop Cinematography with all off Snoop Dogg’s hookers and hos. Explaining the power of this plot is like taking a drop of water and explaining hydroelectric power. Sorry, I would love to play spoilers but, oops, the drink in my hand just squirted all over me. Guess I was too excited so you’re just going to have to read this erotica tour-de-force for yourself. If you like hardcore smut you’re going to find nirvana. I did.

Excuse me while I clean up.

 

Linzi Basset [amazon text=His Cherished Sub&asin=B015VE6J5E]

Many of you may be familiar with Linzi’s world of BDSM clubs and a syndicate. I was not. I started with [amazon text=His FBI Sub&asin=B00S38JEXK] and then started on His Cherished Sub. My first impression is that Linzi knows two things really well. She knows how to write and how to get readers excited. Her writing ability is top-notch and the editing of the book is superb.

Linzi's Zander is as handsome as Zander, but not a cartoon.

Linzi’s Zander is as handsome as Xander, but not a cartoon.

It doesn’t read like most of the erotica out there. The prose is very polished which makes the sex scenes all the more powerful. Also, Linzi understands really sexy characters. If her main female Kendra were in my office, legs spread on my desk, while I typed this I’d definitely be knee-deep in her buttery pussy. She was irresistible. The men are pretty hot as well. For a male reader they are the kind of guys I’d like to have a few shots with and high five during a gangbang. Linzi writes men quite well. Very sexy. Very cool.

The plot is that Kendra doesn’t really want to be involved in this club but thanks to being cash-strapped finds herself as an assistant and a pole-dancer (hot, right?). From here she immediately falls for and catches the attention of Z, one of the studs of the club. Z, short for Zander (yes, I’m thinking Xander Crews, too! Where’s Killface?) can’t believe he’s falling for any piece of ass and makes it his first mission to break this jaded little hot bitch. The thing is the more he tortures her, and he does torture her (orgasm deprivation, bondage, obedience, ball gags, etc), the more he finds himself falling for her.

I don’t want to spoil the twists and turns any more than I already have. The plot is pretty intricate with characters having more than a Club Alpha Cove Persona. They have dynamic lives, backgrounds, and jobs. This is all a testament to the fact that Linzi can really write. She has a her ear to the pavement for realistic dialogue, and an amazing sense of character. As I read before cracking open the first book, her command of the English language is not what we’ve come to expect from the average erotica writer. Linzi could be writing in any genre, including fine literature.

Read Linzi for yourself. You will be blown away.

 

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Mad for Jizz

Get a free copy of my book of short stories. Each story features a hot Asian wife.

Stories include…

…a wife who finds nirvana in her Yoga Guru.

…a married BBW who feels appreciated for the first time when a sexy African dude dances close to her in a club. Her husband sees how things unfold and instead of leading to divorce, it invigorates their relationship, but not without a price.

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…a bootybuilding gym rat who can’t take the stares of the only foreigner in this Korean gym and lays herself down on a bench to pleasure herself, until she’s outed.

…a story of an Eastern European babe married to an Asian dude who is so bored that she lets two very sketchy dudes, one white and one black, take her into an abandoned alley. What unfolds you could never predict. Never.

…and a tale entitled Mad for Jizz about a date gone awry in front of some voyeuristic tourists.

There are 69, err six to nine tales. One tale of mile high nirvana features three quasi-related stories. This one is an autobiography dressed in the sweet candy-flipped-wrapper of fiction. Want to understand more about me? Punch your ticket and download this book for free. Quick, it’s only free until 12/2!

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Teacher-Student Erotica at the University | #EARTG #LPRTG

Jess was his student. He watched her and marveled at her. He was the teacher, the professor, and he was respected. Unfortunately, it wasn’t so much acedemic admiration for his big brain as physical admiration for his big bulge, his big muscles, and his big smile. These girls were little giggling hyenas. Yes, they were university students, but here in the Far East that often meant that their bodies were more mature than their minds. Jess was one of these girls. She had a pretty face and was dressed like a sailor. She gave him a key-chain for Ppeppero day, the chocolate covered sticks day, that said I love you. He motioned for her to lean back on the desk. She was dubious, but she consented. Asian culture had taught her to respect authority and look up to teachers. Butterflies flapped in her gut, sweat formed on her palms, a faucet leaked into her panties, and she smiled uncontrollably as he taped a piece of paper over the tiny window on the classroom door. She was a virgin and had that nervous energy that virgins in the Far East have. Some people hated it, but he was into it and asked her to lift up her shirt and lean back.

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Her breasts were irresistible. I was helpless.

He thought he knew what pink was, but he was wrong. Her breasts hung out. They were made of the softest white porcelain skin that he had ever seen. He had dreamed of Princess Chuckhole and these breasts must have been molded out of the same stardust as the princess’s tits. Dead center of each incredible mountain of flesh, for gravity had not played its cruel tricks on this young virgin’s tits just yet, was a perfect bulls-eye made out of a color he’d never seen before. It was the color of unfettered freedom. It was the color of the triumph of good over evil. It was the color of post-coital sleep. It was pink, and beige, and black, and white all rolled into pink. Not glitzy, glittery pink that girls paint on their sparkly lips. Real pink. The color of pussy. The color of love. The color of the inside of your esophagus and the inner workings of cosmic gears.

When his tongue accepted one of her pink little buttons, like candy off wax paper, sparks flew. They both could hear the sizzle of their attraction. He cupped the outsides of her breasts and squeezed them together and admired them. “They are amazing.”

She looked at the floor. “Do you like them?” Her cheeks were rosy.

“I adore them, Jess,” he pushed her onto her back on the desk. Her saddle shoes clipped the whiteboard shelf and knocked a few markers and erasers to the ground. His cock slid right in between her beautiful mounds. It was hot on her skin.

The penis wasn’t cold and snakelike how she had imagined. “I had no idea they were this hot.” She covered her mouth and giggled at what she had said.

He removed her hand. “Don’t cover your mouth. Your mouth is beautiful.” Her big eyes looked up at him and blinked. He stared at her kindly. Then he squeezed both of her breasts around his cock and glided in and out. She watched his face. His eyes rolled, the corners of his eyes wrinkled. If her perfect pink nipples were eyes then he made great eye-contact because his pupils locked on her tits.

She wasn’t sure what he was doing, where his cock would go next. Between her legs a wet fire was brewing. Everything was a new feeling and it was all so exciting. She was so happy to be on her back for her professor.

A new hot sensation hit under her chin. She craned down and saw white, thick cream spewing out of his cock and between her tit-flesh. “it feels so good. Hot. Does it feel good fpr you?”

“Mmmmnm, yes,” he said as he used her mountains of flesh to milk the last drops out of his hot viscous liquid onto her. She enjoyed getting him on her. She could smell it. It was a clean smell. Like life itself. Before she could ruminate on the smell of his cum, she reacted to its taste. He had scooped the cum off of her tots and onto his hand and was now feeding it to her. It was briny and clean. Like drinking sea-water.

After she had cleaned up every drop of him, she pulled to her feet and pulled her bra back on, her blouse back down, and said, “Now what?”

He looked at her and smiled, clearly indicating that was it for today. “Perfect. Next class I can teach you something new if you’d like.”

“I would like that, teacher,” she said. She giggled and started to cover her mouth. Then she made eye-contact with him and stopped her hand in mid-air. This made her giggle more. She shifted her weight from foot to foot then bit her lip. He reached out and patted her head like she was his pet. “See you tomorrow, Jess,” he said.

She walked out the door.

He removed the paper from the over the window on the classroom door. He watched her skirt ruffle as she walked. He plopped in his comfy leather chair and placed both hands behind his head. He put his feet up on his desk and thought, it wasn’t a bad life when you could titty-fuck your student’s perfect rack right after class.

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She was tired of hubby's rice dick. She was ready for something big and full.

She was tired of hubby’s rice dick. She was ready for something big and full that would finally pleasure her deeply.

 

Review of Callie Press – How to Give Good Head & Butterface | She’s so nice I reviewed her twice @CalliePress #LPRTG

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I am reviewing two Callie Press books in one post. Why? Cuz I wanna. It’s my blog site and I’ll do what I want. I’ve been messing around on Goodreads like a teenager feeling up his first set of tits while hiding in the back of the bus from the Godly Army. It’s awkward and weird and there’s sticky stuff all over the back of the seat, so I’d prefer to put my words down here free from the shackles of censorship and the Godly Prude Army. 

 

How to Give Great Head

I have always been a huge fan of Callie Press. Ever since I read The Chamber Pot Prince by Callie I’ve been her secret admirer. Well, I’ve told her so there’s nothing secret about my ogling, I’m just an admirer, but secret sounds so much more tawdry, like I’m a creeper breaking into her house, stealing her underwear, and sewing them into my new shower curtain.
This Give Great Head book was easy to like. I have stats about women giving head. They aren’t good. Most womeDeepThroatAngeln who get high scores are self-rate. Men score these same women significantly lower. Who will you trust, the one with the equipment being used or the one borrowing cock and balls every once in a while and mostly playing while drunk. We have a problem, and here cums (yes, i’m chuckling) Callie with her advice. It’s great. The book mostly explores the attitude needed to really suck a dick. Attitude is everything. Women are improving their cocksucking skills already. The numbers are going up whether self-rated or scored by a think tank (yes, my name for a blow bang). So what’s not to like about this book. Also it contains an awesome foreword by another titan of literary porn erotica: me. Keep in mind, ladies, I give 1-on-1 lessons called “Teaching Girls to Face Fuck.” Inquire within. In the meantime, read [amazon text=How to Give Great Head.&asin=B014RKVPO8]
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Butterface

This just may be the Erotica Book of the Year. Okay, okay, you know I’m a bit prejudiced when it comes to Callie. I mean, she’s a big-titted sexpot with red hair so how could I possible retits, err, resist? Really, to be honest, I can’t. I have no willpower. Tits turn me into putty. However, my lack of willpower doesn’t take away from the absolute masterpiece she’s written here. It’s a halloween tale, but it’s so much more than that.

Butterface is gonna git ya

The plot is basically this, boys that haven’t gotten their peckers wet yet are going to die. In fact, they are going to get fucked to death. There’s this boogiewoman, this succubus, that wants their teen jizz. She will fuck their brains out, literally, leaving drooling, non-coherent fucknuckles in their used up, once virile bodies. One weird, very deliberate choice by Callie to add to the inbred feel of the book is to give just about all the characters virtually the same name, like Jimmy Bob and Billy Jimmy and Billy Bob.  The names plus this homoerotic fishing hole with jizz floating in the water leads you into the tale told mostly from the heresy of Old Pap. Without jizz, the primordial protein, we wouldn’t be alive and this is the theme that makes Butterface so much more than a Halloween tale. It’s a history of the universe, it’s a creation story, it’s a Cthulhu myth, and it’s a hot, nasty panty-wetting, titty-rubbing, cock-hardening literary porn erotica opus.

No more plot spoiling, that’s close enough to the verge for me to elicit a little gooey pre-cum but not one glistening drip more.

The thing that’s remarkable in this book is the voice. The narrator’s voice is as polished as a million-dollar pearl while the characters sound like something out of a Faulkner masterpiece. In the first few pages you’ll hear that Callie has an incredible ear for dialogue, particularly the speech of these inbred country folk. It’s so intense I couldn’t help think, even though I know she’s a genius, that she couldn’t keep it up (yes, I’m giggling) for the whole book. But, holy hard-on, she keeps it up and rock hard the whole fucking book. It’s unlikely. It’s improbable. And she does it. Along the way, she tells quite a tale of star-crossed lovers sacrificing for each other, a horny old man making a deal with a she-devil, and a bunch of dumb innocent virgins making horrible decisions thanks to inbreeding, religion, and too much mercury in the water.

Don’t listen to a word I have put down here, everything I’m trying to say is too lubed up and skewed by my ejaculate and the sublimity in Callie’s erotic work of art. Just read it, get it straight from the source.

Quick before butterface come an’ git ya.

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