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Whose Ass is it Anyway

The Taste Test

 

So I’m in Diablo City

on a trike

getting dust in my face

smoking a red

 

So I’m in a bar

and there are girls laying

all over each other

licking tequila shots

 

off each other’s body

high on the smell

of my dough

and balls

 

So I’m in this motel

they call it a residence

but it’s a dive

and I have them each in pig masks

 

in a neat circle on the bed

all facing away

like piglets in a dirty pen

all their asses

 

pointing to the ass across the way

and I climb in the center

i’m the shepherd to these lost souls

i have a crozier

 

and i’m inserting the non-crooked end

into one girl’s hole at a time–

is it cunt or cornhole?—

after counting backwards from 3

 

When i reach 0 they yell out

“cunt!” or “cornhole”

and then the girl just staffed

says which hole I’d just stuffed

 

It’s lots of laughing

lots of stuffing

lot’s of wrong answers

lot’s of smacks on asses for wrong answers

 

So I’m in this bitch’s anal cavity

and she yells out “cunt!”

like only a really dumb bitch would

and we have a new game

 

guess whose ass you’re tasting

and she is the first contestant

and the first one to fail