Whose Ass is it Anyway
The Taste Test
So I’m in Diablo City
on a trike
getting dust in my face
smoking a red
So I’m in a bar
and there are girls laying
all over each other
licking tequila shots
off each other’s body
high on the smell
of my dough
and balls
So I’m in this motel
they call it a residence
but it’s a dive
and I have them each in pig masks
in a neat circle on the bed
all facing away
like piglets in a dirty pen
all their asses
pointing to the ass across the way
and I climb in the center
i’m the shepherd to these lost souls
i have a crozier
and i’m inserting the non-crooked end
into one girl’s hole at a time–
is it cunt or cornhole?—
after counting backwards from 3
When i reach 0 they yell out
“cunt!” or “cornhole”
and then the girl just staffed
says which hole I’d just stuffed
It’s lots of laughing
lots of stuffing
lot’s of wrong answers
lot’s of smacks on asses for wrong answers
So I’m in this bitch’s anal cavity
and she yells out “cunt!”
like only a really dumb bitch would
and we have a new game
guess whose ass you’re tasting
and she is the first contestant
and the first one to fail