Monthly Archives: January 2015

First off, a disclaimer

I’m incredibly attracted to Connie’s brain. I would put my penis into her axon, lube it up with serotonin if I could. I would pump her neurons and splooge norepinephrine. So prepare for me to gush about this book, especially since I was rock hard while reading it and kept that hard on all day long (for over 10 hours). Somebody should bottle up the hormones her books send out and put them in a capsule to destroy cialis and viagra. Anyways, I digress.

Tristan’s Secret Life – Book Two: Natalie has a different start than Connie’s other books. This one is like a CSI episode in the beginning, just as densely layered and well-told, and then falls off the (Connie) Cliff into the raging river of rape fantasy and fucking your sibling. That’s why I read Connie, cause she has the knack to keep dicks hard and pussies wet the entire time I’m reading while never making my brain work too hard. Her writing is lightning-fast and effortless. Her books are a pleasure to read. This one is like a crime novel, but with incest and a slew of women dying to me raped, gangbanged, and otherwise manhandled. There is a scene where one of the chicks want to be fucked up the ass by a group of strangers and goes to a strip club to make her fantasy a reality.

Rape Fantasy and Incest
How can you go wrong?

I liked how the main character, Tristan, nearly gets killed and then finds the secret, and very taboo, love of his life roaming around under the hospital sheets so she jerk him off from back to consciousness. I like these Oprah-style triumphs over adversity. On the verge of death, then on the verge of shooting a load into your step-sister’s panting mouth. Before I got to enjoy the full power of Tristan and his step-sister Posey fucking each others’ taboos out, I realized that Tristan (the billionaire main character) had nasty plans for lesbian-whore-love. He appears to be in a grudge-holding, love-hate obsession with Posey. Yum. What he will do to punish the bitch appears to be coming in the next episode. Boo.

The key point I’d like to express is that these characters are majorly damaged. In other words, these characters keep my dick awake at night!

Some links to read more:

Tristan’s Secret Life – Book Two: Natalie (Amazon)

Connie Cliff (Twitter)