Moctezuma Johnson, aka King SMUTPUNK, aka MJ

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Well, I’m Moctezuma Johnson and I’m a writer of smutpunk. See for yourself!

I’m so glad that you’ve found my site. It features a lot of work for free (just surf around and see), and uncut work via subscription, and links to work for sale on Amazon and other retailers of fine books. One of the benefits of this smutpunk website is that you get a whole ecosystem of interrelated smutpunk. Smutpunk is an ever-growing yeast with characters making cameos in other author’s books (yep, I loan them out like my women), stories linked from one book to another, and asides, images, and rants that connect books together. By following me here you will get access to the whole thing. So sit back, get yourself something to drink and/or smoke, and let me take you by the hand.

Rimmies,

MJ

  • Two girls kiss after reading free smutpunk erotica science fiction book courtesy of the King of Smutpunk Moctezuma "MJ" Johnson

Books, Baby, Books!

(Or you can find my MJ’s smutpunk books on Amazon)

What is a Moctezuma Johnson?

Moctezuma's SMUTPUNK'd abs is a poet for hireIt’s Really Hard to Say!

If you want to get to know me more intimately, stay tuned. They say I once had sex with Margaret Atwood and Angelina Jolie at once, but I cannot confirm that. Nope. It’s more likely I would have bent over Lana Kane and played with her big guns.

What I am is a smutpunk dabbling in things psychedelic, slutty, sensual, and salacious. Putting my work into words is like looking at a bead of dripping sweat and trying to explain a hover craft’s engine. Give smutpunk a read to find out what it is. It mixes sci-fi, silver age comics, fantasy, cyberpunk, splatterpunk, magic realism, erotica, cthulhu, and more. There are plenty of books, so choose one that interests you. (See above for the lists here or on Amazon)

Remember, I hate guns, tend to run my mouth, and offend everyone. I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like it, talk to Lana or Emme about it. If you do like it, please let me know! I could use some praise either to my face or via review.

What to Find at MJ.com?

Lana is SO smutpunk

Lana is SO smutpunk

What to find at MJ.com?

Find free content, blog posts, photos, poems, how-to articles, and book reviews. Visit the Girls Carrying Books Book Shop to buy completely uncensored books directly from the smutpunk keepers SPANKable Productions, my little company. Keep in mind I don’t see your personal info. Your info goes through WooCommerce (Mijireh) to Paypal to ensure maximum security.

Also, if you want to fill it some Mickey Mouse address, that’s fine with me. Try the always popular 69 Deepthroat Lane, in Moctezuma Johnson, USA (I really don’t give a shit! You’re paying through Paypal anyway). The only thing you really need to fill in is your email address so my lackeys, bots, go-fers, and minions can send files to your email a millisecond after “purchase”, many are free. The real benefit here is that anything and everything you download here will be uncut, uncensored, and disgustingly uncompromised by the Pornapocalypse. So fucking get naked, touch yourself, download, touch yourself some more, and enjoy! Everybody’s doing it! and doing it! and doing it well!

Important Note: The Book Shop uses Paypal to handle your credit card for max security.

On each product page, there are also links to Amazon and other retailers. No matter where you buy, please pick up a book so I can eat and fuck and keep writing the cerebral smutpunk that makes petals open, anuses blush, and pee-holes explode.

What Should I Read?

But MJ, what should I read? Which filthy is filthiest?

DEFINITELY my SMUTPUNK Opus The Battle for Alien Relish. That’s my top recommendation. No, no, that’s my second choice. Start with Choose Your Own SEXcapades (or if you like non-fiction and want to be a sexual T-Rex go with The Sex Manual)

I also recommend The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends if you would like to read a book of naughty poems. Try the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired if you’d like a fucked up psycho-thriller with cum-crazed Asian sexpots, K-pop star lesbians, and star-crossed lovers trying to avoid sexual slavery. Chronicles is not for the faint of heart. If you want to read one penned by a woman with bigger balls than most guys, then give That Fucker a read. If Futa is your thing, well get Futadelic!

Another good start is with my Free Erotic Sci-Fi Novelette Triangulum Stain if you aren’t ready to open your fly, err wallet, just yet. This is my jacked up, cum-crazed, silicone-centric, version of Andromeda Stain. It’s a black comedy featuring an attack of sentient replicating dildos. Where else can you read an Attack of Replicating Dildos? (See How to Rappel Down a Giant Dildo for survival tips). Then you can continue to the Epic Battle for Alien Relish.

When it comes to getting my books, you can also just search “moctezuma johnson” on amazon.com (but I’d prefer you save money by shopping right here, of course! It’s better for both of us).

Thanks for visiting the home of SMUTPUNK up your ass. If you follow me on twitter and would like retweets please use hashtag #LPRTG or @MJKingOfErotica or #MoctezumaJohnson and we will get the twitterbots a-twittering and a-tweeting. Also let me know if you love something, have some ideas for me, hate something, or just want to chat.

Ok, true believers, pull the shades tight, get your favorite toys out, add some drippy smutpunk to your device, and enjoy!

Cheers!

Moctezuma Johnson

Self-inflicted King of Erotica (and SMUTPUNKist)
Co-founder of Girls Carrying Books

natch!