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Choose your Own Kink SEXcapade
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No matter what you chose, you end up with the same conclusion. Life is hard and relationships never really work out. The only sensible thing to do is to buy a house in a mountain and not interact with another soul until you wither away and die and get eaten by your cats. But inevitably we try to get along with others, perhaps a husband or a wife or a family member and we end up fighting and not possessing the courage to really make any of this shit work. These are the breaks. So we SMUTPUNK. Cause united we stand, and unSMUTPUNK’d we fall.
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11 reviews for Choose your Own Kink SEXcapade
G. Greene – :
It’s Just The Smutpunkiest!
Format: Kindle Edition
Let me just say, MJ, Mo Joe, Moctezuma, Sarchasmo or whatever name he chooses to address himself as on any given day, does not fail to deliver. As the possessor of the pornographic pen he creates the smutpunkiest reading that you could even dream of. The Choose Your Own Kink – Sexcapade does not fail to deliver both hilarity and super charged sexiness. You want to satisfy your hedonistic tendencies, this is your book. I’ve been through it twice and still I have more choices to make to reach the penultimate conclusion. Don’t be fooled though, the mind behind the deviant literature is brilliant and complex. I’m off to discover my next book. Love the book MJ! <3
Jill Bean (verified owner) – :
Fun read!
By JillBean on June 23, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
I absolutely loved it! Love the way you can pick what happens next!! Great imagination! Love his writing style!
Ashley Shades – :
Fun Adventures Lie Ahead!
By A. Shades on June 23, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
Ah, another MJ penned masterpiece.
Normally, you read a story the author has penned and love it. The author did a wonderful job telling or describing the story, and you are left either completely satisfied, or still scratching your head as to what in the world happened.
Then, there’s an MJ story. You don’t just read a story by Moctezuma Johnson. Oh no. You experience the story. He writes in such a way that you are pulled into the tale. Yes, you may be left wondering what you just read, but that is the intriguing part of an MJ story. He leaves you questioning things and his tales stay on your mind for quite some time after you are finished reading them for the first, second…fifth time.
With this story, or stories, he gives you an adventure unlike any other. Or should I say we weave our way through our adventure? We, as the reader, get to be in charge of the story. And after a few times reading it I still haven’t gone on every journey available to me.
This was brilliant, MJ. You need to write a lot more like this too. You’ve had me as a fan since the first book I read, and you never disappoint!
I definitely recommend this story to any erotica lover…especially anyone who likes to be in charge.
Callie Press (verified owner) – :
Every day you don’t buy this is a day you’re doing without added greatness in your life.
August 8, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase
MJ’s genius knows no limits. This is just further proof, since every time he releases something, he tops himself. And including 2CK is just the frozen yogurt on the cake 🙂
J.L. McFadden (verified owner) – :
Moctezuma has a brilliant way of writing
By J.L McFadden
August 16, 2016 | Format: Kindle Edition
Normally, I don’t read this sort of book, but a friend of mine would not shut up about it, so I picked up a copy.
Moctezuma has a brilliant way of writing. This book is not just sexually charged, but packed with brilliant humor. His writing style pulls you into the book and won’t let you put it down until the final page.
Shelby Kent-Stewarton – :
Smutpunk Tour de Force!
By August 16, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition (Verified Purchase)
Half the fun of reading MJ is stopping halfway down the page, blinking and thinking ‘he did not go there’. It’s when you continue reading that you realize he not only went there, he pitched a tent and built a fire.
There are very few authors who can make me gasp, squeal and laugh out loud all within the same paragraph but Moctezuma Johnson delivers every single time. This book was no exception. Now my only problem is how I’ll ever be able to look at frozen yogurt the same…or Nutella…or coconut.
As an aside, does anyone know if the pen name Candy Cane Kegel is currently in use? If not, I have dibs!
Romaine Heart (verified owner) – :
Hot!!!
By Romaine Heart on May 15, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
I really enjoyed this book. Multiple choices and explanations!! Frozen yogurt. Humorous at times. Go there? Heck yeah!! Loved it!!!
Shelro40 (verified owner) – :
Smutpunk fun!
ByShelRo40 on September 30, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
Love this smutty short story, fun fun! Really enjoyed the choices of this “choose your own kink” erotica! Look forward to reading more from this ‘nasty’ author!
Chris N. (verified owner) – :
As if my mind wasn’t already confused
October 2, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase
This is the third book I have read of Moctezuma Johnson’s. I don’t know why I think I will ever leave his books with all my senses intact. MJ is my fixation. I need his next book like I need air. Choose your own lets you make the decision on what is going to happen. With MJ, that can be a good thing, or bad thing. I tried going back and reading different versions, I know I didn’t do all of them. My mind was so gone, I doubt I have all my senses now. Yet again, I was feeling like what the world did I just read. However, with MJ, it will leave your baby making canal ready. MJ is crude. He’s vulgar. He’s absolutely amazing. Next book bought and ready to read.
Sayre Ambrosio – :
This is the first book of MJ’s that I have …
By Sayre Ambrosio on January 14, 2018
Format: Kindle Edition
This is the first book of MJ’s that I have read and I will definitely be reading more. As a fellow author, I can be critical of even erotic works. MJ took me on a ride that I didn’t want to get off, although that’s exactly what I did. Can’t wait to read more. I will definitely be going back and re-reading the different choices over and over.
Dr. Smutpunk – :
All reviewers, All stars, All formats imported from Amazon
5.0 out of 5 stars
As if my mind wasn’t already confused
By Chris N.
on October 2, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase
This is the third book I have read of Moctezuma Johnson’s. I don’t know why I think I will ever leave his books with all my senses intact. MJ is my fixation. I need his next book like I need air. Choose your own lets you make the decision on what is going to happen. With MJ, that can be a good thing, or bad thing. I tried going back and reading different versions, I know I didn’t do all of them. My mind was so gone, I doubt I have all my senses now. Yet again, I was feeling like what the world did I just read. However, with MJ, it will leave your baby making canal ready. MJ is crude. He’s vulgar. He’s absolutely amazing. Next book bought and ready to read.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Every day you don’t buy this is a day you’re doing without added greatness in your life.
By Callie Presson August 8, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase
MJ’s genius knows no limits. This is just further proof, since every time he releases something, he tops himself. And including 2CK is just the frozen yogurt on the cake 🙂
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5.0 out of 5 starsIt’s Just The Smutpunkiest!
ByG. Greeneon June 20, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
Let me just say, MJ, Mo Joe, Moctezuma, Sarchasmo or whatever name he chooses to address himself as on any given day, does not fail to deliver. As the possessor of the pornographic pen he creates the smutpunkiest reading that you could even dream of. The Choose Your Own Kink – Sexcapade does not fail to deliver both hilarity and super charged sexiness. You want to satisfy your hedonistic tendencies, this is your book. I’ve been through it twice and still I have more choices to make to reach the penultimate conclusion. Don’t be fooled though, the mind behind the deviant literature is brilliant and complex. I’m off to discover my next book. Love the book MJ! <3
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5.0 out of 5 starsThis is the first book of MJ's that I have ...
BySayre Ambrosioon January 14, 2018
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This is the first book of MJ's that I have read and I will definitely be reading more. As a fellow author, I can be critical of even erotic works. MJ took me on a ride that I didn't want to get off, although that's exactly what I did. Can't wait to read more. I will definitely be going back and re-reading the different choices over and over.
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5.0 out of 5 starsMoctezuma has a brilliant way of writing
ByJ.L McFaddenon August 16, 2016
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Normally, I don't read this sort of book, but a friend of mine would not shut up about it, so I picked up a copy.
Moctezuma has a brilliant way of writing. This book is not just sexually charged, but packed with brilliant humor. His writing style pulls you into the book and won't let you put it down until the final page.
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5.0 out of 5 starsHot!!!
ByRomaine Hearton May 15, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
I really enjoyed this book. Multiple choices and explanations!! Frozen yogurt. Humorous at times. Go there? Heck yeah!! Loved it!!!
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5.0 out of 5 starsFun read!
ByJillBeanon June 23, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition
I absolutely loved it! Love the way you can pick what happens next!! Great imagination! Love his writing style!
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4.0 out of 5 starsSmutpunk fun!
ByShelRo40on September 30, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
Love this smutty short story, fun fun! Really enjoyed the choices of this "choose your own kink" erotica! Look forward to reading more from this 'nasty' author!