Is this Civil War 2?
The protests are crazy. They look so surgical. When I was in Mexico when I was younger there used to be these paramilitary strikes and then the resistance and military would fight. It was all instigated to bring the two sides to violence. This to me looks like that. I think these instigators are professionals. The police have to identify them and weed them out by arresting them. Otherwise we are going to have the US Gov send the military into cities and start a Civil War.
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Tumblr and Cum Dripping Assholes
Tumblr:
“This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be adult content.”
I mean, no shit! Scroll yourself, tumblr. Are you fucking kidding me? Was it the multiple assholes leaking cum that gave it away.
Any tumblrs are welcome to post here. Email me and I’ll set you up with a password. All Tumblr Refugees Welcome!
Love,
MJ
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