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1. Three Poems for Lady | Free Poems by Moctezuma Johnson | #LPRTG #DirtyPoems

   FREE POEMS: Three erotic poems for Lady. These poems were requested using the poem request service

2. Yoga Pants Poem: ‘with her ass cheeks spread open’ #YogaPants #EroticPoems #DirtyPoems

   Asian chicks are very flexible and spread their ass cheeks well. All chicks do but some are more 'bendy' than other.

3. Poems for MJ by Genevieve Greene

   she felt the cool air on her ass the anticipation was building

4. Two Poems for Sherri (aka the Ardent Rose)

   the yellow gas mask girl yellowly slides on

5. Poem with Strong Verb || #poems #psychedlicporn #smutpunk @MJKingOfErotica

   A lust poem featuring female orgasm

6. Two Poems by Emme Hor | #EARTG #MrBrtg #LPRTG |

   Describing these poems in this excerpt would be like explaining Anal Sex Lube by giving you a picture of an olive

7. Is this “Cuntface” from Moctezuma Johnson’s new book of poems? | #EARTG #LPRTG #POEMS

   She is too blonde to be cuntface, isn't she?

8. Erotic Poems: A Cycle of Pleasure | #BDSM #Facefucking #Submission

   she obediently kneeled this was her apology

9. Bestselling Author in Love Poems sets out to Release a New Book of Poems

   Those of you who know me and my writing know that this was the original book of poems (See link below). I'm editing a new book of poems. The funny thing is that over the yeSex Behind Shutter (1)ars, this book sold pretty well and got to the Top 100 Bestsellers List for "Love Poems" which is a funny, dubious distinction if you know my writing. I most certainly did not set out to write love poems. This book is a private eye into unspeakable sex addicts. What holds it together well is the palpable longing for sex and love (thus the gif on the right!).

10. Brick Pig Poem is she a pig? is the pig real? is the pig real on the brick wall? is the brick wall where pigs go to oink? is there even a head in that bitch? I can’t believe I got a cappucino out of her she let me cum all over her face yesterday […]

11. Smutpunk Tweets

    Smutpunk Tweets - Somebody has to archive some of the best ones

12. Home page changed 6/24/18 (Old Home Page)

    This is one of the old home pages from early 2018

13. New Poem: Ode to the Curve of Breast || #LPRTG #EARTG #SmutStreet

    Get your subscription and get access to an exclusive new poem (and all the uncut archives of poems, fiction, books, photos, video, etc)

14. How to Seduce your Asian Lover | #SexTips #Seduction #LPRTG

    Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don't try to break the poor chick in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is. Get her to feel amazed she took your big cock in her tight little lotus flower.

15. Shall I compare thee to a shot of cum? || #POEM #LPRTG #EARTG Women and cum

    A little variation on one of Shakespeare's most well-known sonnets

16. Smutpunk Landing Page

    Navigate the SMUTPUNK clearly on this page. Great for mobile devices.

17. There’s nothing sexier than smutpunk

    There's nothing sexier than smutpunk, is there?

18. Facefucking Jenny

    Facefucking Jenny is quite a unique experience...

19. Week 8 – Snap, Crackle, Strip! | This week we look at Comic Strips in art and poetry | #NRRTG #LPRTG #PopArt

    I always admired Roy Lichtenstein while I was growing up, but as I get older I wonder about the artist's legitimacy. Anyway, I digress. The art kicks ass and check out these comic strip poems that were inspired by Lichtenstein (except when they weren't).

20. The Smutpunk Raffle Winners

    Are you one of the winners of The Smutpunk Raffle 2017?

21. A couple of notes about writing poetry

    Some rambling rant about writing poems

22. Heather’s Reverse Blowjob

    Two poems about two different smutpunks in action

23. Book Review: R.B. O’Brien’s “Thorne: Rose’s Dark Contract” #NRRTG #LPRTG

    Ride the Emo-Roller-Coaster Constructed by R.B. O'Brien. It's 1.5 DUs.

24. New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf

    Get all the smutpunk you can stomach!

25. Big Asian Tits in Submissive Asian Smutpunk Erotica

    They make great sponges to clean my own body when lusciously sudsed up. And, in a pinch, tits can be very useful to sate my nagging hunger or quench my ravenous thirst.

26. Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop Part 1 – Candy Cunt Saga

    An exclusive, password-protected story by Moctezuma Johnson.

27. Psychedelic Porn Pictures and SMUTPUNK Erotica

    I can offer you some mind-boggling erotica that you may really enjoy. Try The Battle for Alien Relish to quell the psychedelic xxx photo craving.

28. Line from The Book Of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

    Line from The Book Of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends: I love that...

29. Books by Moctezuma Johnson | #LPRTG #Erotic #Smutpunk

    Smutpunk Books by Moctezuma Johnson as listed on Amazon

30. Street Team – The Get S.Punk Crew

    Help me and the S. Punk Crew get it on by sharing some promos.

31. Crazy Bitch — How to fuck a Crazy Bitch

    No idea. None.

32. Can’t friends sometimes give friends blowjobs? #MoctezumaMonday #DirtyPoem #Blowjob #LPRTG

    Can't friends sometimes give friends blowjobs?

33. POEM: If you do it in front of me it’s not cheating

    “Will facefucking that skinny girl in the white dress break your heart?"

34. Bullshit Bulletin for SMUTPUNKs #10 – Return of the Callie

    The SMUTPUNK round-up! All the news that's SMUT to PUNK. Enjoy!

35. Poem: Rip Her Uterus Out

    PMS can be pretty unbearable. Here's a solution: rip the uterus out.

36. Sex Tips – Essential advice for the bedroom!

    The Sex Manual - Read this brand new book by Moctezuma Johnson for sex tips that will give you a virtual flamethrower in the bedroom

37. The Sex Manual – Read these sex tips for a flamethrower in the bedroom

    Ever wished your partner came with a small pamphlet on how to operate correctly? Well, now you have it.

38. Appendix from MJ’s new book: The Sex Manual #SexManual #LPRTG #HowTo

    See Moctezuma's and Emme's Shopping List

39. BB-8: Erotic Smutpunk Bulletin

    All you need to know about Erotic SMUTPUNK featuring Emme Hor, Shelby Kent-Stewart, Mystk Knight, Ashlee Shades with Sex Tips and Choose Your Own Kink

40. SMUTPUNK 4LYF blowjob

    she's kneeling

41. Books by Moctezuma Johnson – Get your freshly brewed smutpunk

    Complete List of Works by Moctezuma Johnson

42. Erotic Poem: “Bent Over” #LPRTG #EARTG #Anal

    prepare that ass for attack from moctezuma

43. Bullshit Bulletin #7 @MJKingOfErotica #LPRTG #EARTG @horbooks

    Do you hear that? Right in the peripheral of your brain. Yes that. Like audio ghosts. What the...? What is that? Is that what I think it is, baby? Callie? Emme? Genevieve? Mama? Is that the funk? The Flashlight? the Mothership? How's your Funk? la da da di da da da da da da da. Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!

44. Poem: Did her in the Parking Lot

    that delicious slut her ass alone hanging out the window it was surreal to see ass hanging out the window of my car supple porcelain ass i photographed it hanging out the window

45. Total Hottie

    She's the best thing in the world and you're probably even in love with her until you nut inside of her

46. Bullshit Bulletin #5 – Censorship licks erotica’s hairy pie-hole

    Oh, I'm sorry, Miss. Did you slip on my cumshot? I never intended to frighten you.

47. The Bullshit Bulletin #4 – #LPRTG #SSRTG #NSFW

    What's going on in the world of Erotica, Smutpunk, and Poetry according to the King of Erotica Moctezuma Johnson

48. Books Read by Brittany During the Flight from the USA to Thailand | #MrBrtg

    Great erotica books, plug from inside a book by Emme Hor

49. Another Reason it’s Advantageous to Have a Slave

    the blacklight etchings light up the nasty glowing markings on your skin cumwhore, jizz-pig, white man's slave the words glow in the mirror the whore sees herself suck and suck

50. jenny the crazy bitch | a poem | #LPRTG #Erotic #Poetry

    who is the crazy bitch?

51. Sweet-looking Whore | #DirtyPoem #LPRTG

    once you're in, you're in

52. Futadelic is now out!

    Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired was my most retweeted tweet to date.

53. poem: Wanton Welfare Whore (Remix of an untitled poem from johnshon.blogspot.com)

    with her cumwhore ass cheeks spread open head buried in the sheets asshole stretched out and open like a train tunnel to a foreign land back arched lips parted thighs thick and smooth panties damp at ankles she seems about right.

54. Learn How to Fuck Asian Girls up the Ass

    It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think

55. Twitter Hashtag: About the #LPRTG @LiteraryPornRTG

    In my opinion, nothing replaces the success of simply sitting down to write but some retweeting, sharing on FB, and the employment of bots like crowdfire and roundteam, can help us all reach more potential readers and easily spread the word about each other and ourselves. So please use a few characters of your 144 character to add #LPRTG (or @LiteraryPornRTG) and let us (and our followers -- which will be growing) share for you. It has already gotten some traction and this is just the beginning.

56. A through Z as long as you avoid E (and A$$)

    If you are not sure if your books have adult bans on them visit Sales Rank Express and type in the author's name and see all their books. You will see a red, ADULT, label if a book has been flagged (see image to the right). Other writers have told me that you can remove "bad" words in the product description, remove any "fleshy bits" on your covers, and then email Amazon and ask them to review your updated book and consider removing the adult ban. While that works for some people, I wouldn't keep your fingers crossed for too long. I've had no luck with that system. I've also had no luck with the perma-free pricing either (but that's another story for another day, too).

57. psychedelic porn | manufactured for Moctezuma Johnson

    Moctezuma Johnson is the King of Psychedelic Literary Porn Poems

58. The two most popular Moctezuma Johnson posts ever (courtesy of my old blog)

    Your first is always special You remember the way she felt in your hands. You remember worrying what others thought of you spending so much time with her. She was both unknown and inexperienced and there was a big learning curve about how to handle her. You also were embarrassed that you knew so little […]

59. Hotel Party: With Jynx around even nostrils don’t feel safe!

    It is the Revenge of Jynx. It is the dancing dick of Moctezuma Johnson. It is the supermodel Jenny.

60. The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

    Check out these Naughty Erotic Poems featuring Hot Asian Chicks

61. I Am Not a Whore (Cover Reveal)

    Cover Reveal to the Bright Red Cover

62. You’ve arrived at my secret page! Now, get your free episode of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

    Special page for subscribers to my mailing list!