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1. Book Review: Futanari Moans

   MJ reviews the fun new book by Sally Bend: Futanari Moans and the Mummy's Hand (Job)

2. Book Review: A Thing of Beauty by Bianca M. Schwarz

   Moctezuma reviews 'A Thing of Beauty' by Bianca M. Schwarz

3. Book Review of FB Slutcake – FutaBerry Slutcake by Bryce Calderwood

   After a strange magical accident, Dillon Masters goes from drawing futa comics to living in them... as a futanari

4. Book Review: R.B. O’Brien’s “Thorne: Rose’s Dark Contract” #NRRTG #LPRTG

   Ride the Emo-Roller-Coaster Constructed by R.B. O'Brien. It's 1.5 DUs.

5. Book Review: Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt

   I absolutely loved this book when I first read it but never reviewed it on Goodreads although you can find my original review on the Zon.

6. Book Review: Erotic Pulp 2 by Callie Press

   This edition of Erotic Pulp has all the pulpy trimmings of smutpunk: BrendaLee Elkins, Fit Man and Burpee Girl face off against the horrible Teen Abstiwench, and batter-dipped Asian Lechon.

7. Book Reviews: Four of them because like orgasms they should be multiple

   All four books are really good, so I put them together so fans of one author will learn about another author and vice versa in a cool web of inter-promotion

8. The Enigmatic Billionaire Werewolf by Charity Bishop | Book Review

   4.5 out of 5 Stars If you're looking for a paranormal romance with a steady and interesting plot, then you will love this book.

9. Book Review of The Wizard’s Daughters by Michael Dalton

   I'm lucky because I read a lot of great writers, but The Wizard's Daughters by Michael Dalton isn't your usual erotica novelette that gives a back-story, a good bang or two, and then leaves you hanging from a cliff waiting for the next installmentTheWizardsDaughtersMichaelDalton-TwinMagic. This is a book: full and juicy.

10. Rape Fantasy & Incest, Tristan’s Secret Life is Pretty Fucking Hot! | Book Review | This definitely gets two dicks up!

    First off, a disclaimer I’m incredibly attracted to Connie’s brain. I would put my penis into her axon, lube it up with serotonin if I could. I would pump her neurons and splooge norepinephrine. So prepare for me to gush about this book, especially since I was rock hard while reading it and kept that hard […]

11. Abusive Sex Book Review | Bait | by Kat Crimson | Reviewed by Moctezuma Johnson

    Bait by Kat Crimson (click the title to download the Free PDF)  There’s something really sexy about sex that has taboo elements and apparently Amazon finds this book so taboo that they’ve slapped an Error 404 code on it. Kat Crimson has taken matters into her own hands by just giving it away. I got one […]

12. Book Reviews: Want a blurb?

    I'm available to give book reviews and, of course, love receiving them as well.

13. Free Preview of the Book of Pigs

    Enjoy a few pages of the Book of Pigs to try and explain why this has become a cult classic among those who like counterculture stuff. Subscribe and get access to this and all the other smutpunk works immediately. What are you waiting for? Free Preview

14. MJ Reviews “The Chamber-Pot Prince” by Callie Press | #BookReview #LPRTG #Erotica

    Callie says, "The main character's basically me, but tall and blonde. I'm short and a redhead." Yes everywhere, perverts. I had to ask too. Everywhere. I won't provide any plot-spoilers but I will tease you with this: the more she tries to suck the Prince out of the Chamber Pot the more she finds an ever-growing, meaty member. Also she finds away to unveil her firm yet huge maidenly tits.

15. MJ now reviewing on Naughty Book Snitch

    Red Sky at Morning, by Made in DNA, is an incredible story set in Post-Nuclear Meltdown Japan—what a lovely place!—that features a cyborg detective taking on a demon child killer. Come on, admit that's fucking awesome! At 28-pages it's an absolute must-read.

16. Fuck me! I haven’t reviewed a Connie Cliff book in a few weeks. Weird. Until Amy’s Orders

    Would I expect anything less than spice as hot as a habanero chili?    Let the illustrious Connie Cliff drive your deep into the world of BDSM with Amy’s Orders (Doctor’s Fetish Toy, Book 2). And I mean deep — deep in down her throat, cunt, and ass and deep in the recently unleashed whore mind […]

17. Two Proems by Emme Hor | Preview | Extract | Excerpt

    "Spit on it," MJ said. So I spit on it and indeed his huge cock went bigger and deeper down my throat. It was amazing. I never thought I could get so deep on it, but here I was sucking his big, brown cock. "The windows are open so all the neighbors can see what a whore you are." It was true. I was his Asian whore. A submissive...READ MORE

18. Preview – Peel Another Banana, America — #Excerpt #Preview #AmWriting

    You love Aztec bitches in their feathered headress tattoed Teotitlan titties hairless heiroglypic cunts Today Tijuana has– Meshica cunt shtuffed full of obsidian cock– Dress her up like an Aztec in jaguar skin to sacrifice at the altar of thick Moctezuma cock lay her on the...

19. Emme Hor needs reviews on “I Am Not a Whore, Am I?” part 1 of the Confessions of a Whore Series

    Emme is looking for reviews. She has 17 reviews on the prequel where the story starts. Can she get more on Part 1?

20. Great Reviews in for Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade | #LPRTG #EARTG

    The greatest readers in the world have been reviewing my books. Aren't I lucky? Come have a look at what they have said.

21. Free Bestselling Fiction: 1948 – Futa Boxing Gym 2 | #LPRTG #BookBoost #Freebie

    1948 is now live on Amazon and Free today and tomorrow. Get your free copy!

22. Looking For Reviewers! #LPRTG #SMUTPUNK4LYF #NRRTG

    If you've got the time to read a short 40 page novelette, please sign up to be a reviewer. Thank you!

23. 4-star review of Futadelic by Jordan Jones

    Read a wonderful review by Jordan Jones. Thanks, Jordan!

24. New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf

    Get all the smutpunk you can stomach!

25. Line from The Book Of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

    Line from The Book Of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends: I love that...

26. Sex Tip No. 13 – How to Score an Awesome Book Boyfriend in Real Life

    Three Tips to Get the Man of Your Dreams to Appear in front of your Eyes

27. Review of Red Sky at Morning by Made in DNA on goodreads

    See this Japanese smutpunk written by Made in DNA

28. Amazon Amazon.com – Putting your eBook into the Correct Categories

    How to get your book put into the correct categories.

29. Appendix from MJ’s new book: The Sex Manual #SexManual #LPRTG #HowTo

    See Moctezuma's and Emme's Shopping List

30. Review (aka Blurb) of Blessing by Shelby-Kent Stewart | #SmutpunkEloquence

    Praise for Shelby Kent-Stewart's Blessing, an incredible BDSM light novel written in multiple perspectives.

31. Review Request | #LPRTG #EARTG #MrBrtg

    Please help me and other authors out by leaving reviews

32. Bullshit Bulletin #7 @MJKingOfErotica #LPRTG #EARTG @horbooks

    Do you hear that? Right in the peripheral of your brain. Yes that. Like audio ghosts. What the...? What is that? Is that what I think it is, baby? Callie? Emme? Genevieve? Mama? Is that the funk? The Flashlight? the Mothership? How's your Funk? la da da di da da da da da da da. Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!

33. Preview a Sample of SMUTPUNK on SKATES

    Read a little Sample of Emme's latest

34. Review of Erotic Pulp #1 Sci-Fi Mystery SMUTPUNK, baby! #EARTG #LPRTG

    From word choice to sentence structure to characterization to dialogue to plot arc you are wrapped in the soft velvet of Callie's genius.

35. Review of Callie Press – How to Give Good Head & Butterface | She’s so nice I reviewed her twice @CalliePress #LPRTG

    Two reviews free from the shackles of censorship and the Godly Prude Army

36. Is this “Cuntface” from Moctezuma Johnson’s new book of poems? | #EARTG #LPRTG #POEMS

    She is too blonde to be cuntface, isn't she?

37. Bestselling Author in Love Poems sets out to Release a New Book of Poems

    Those of you who know me and my writing know that this was the original book of poems (See link below). I'm editing a new book of poems. The funny thing is that over the yeSex Behind Shutter (1)ars, this book sold pretty well and got to the Top 100 Bestsellers List for "Love Poems" which is a funny, dubious distinction if you know my writing. I most certainly did not set out to write love poems. This book is a private eye into unspeakable sex addicts. What holds it together well is the palpable longing for sex and love (thus the gif on the right!).

38. Visit Naughty Book Snitch to see awesome GIFs that sum up Mindy’s emotional reaction to Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

    Visit Naughty Book Snitch to see awesome GIFs

39. Free Advanced Review Copy of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Bundle

    This will only be free until 30 January 2015 If you would like to read one of my new books free:   This is a chance for a FREE Advanced Review Copy | #EARTG | http://t.co/s00svOmtVt – Come #IARTG | #BYNR | #ASMSG #free #thriller #Giveaway — Moctezuma Johnson (@MJKingOfErotica) January 18, 2015

40. Love Erotica? Then like the “I Love Literary Porn” Facebook Page and join the community

    Love Erotica? Then like this page. Like I Love Literary Porn on Facebook to become part of a community that will bring erotica writers together for News, Reviews, Advice, and more.  

41. Sexy Wife with Strap-on Literary Porn from Erika Foxx reviewed by Moctezuma Johnson

    Two Dicks Up! First off, I love that this story has a married couple getting down and dirty with each other. There should be a sub-genre called married people erotica. I’m only half-kidding. The other thing that immediately gripped me is the title. I mean, a pegging story called Behind Him All The Way. Genius. […]

42. Two Dicks Up for Tristan’s Secret Life | Moctezuma Johnson reviews Connie Cliff

    Tristan's Secret Life (Billionaire Taboo Erotica) by Connie Cliff is a very well ttristans-secret-life-review-by-moctezuma-johnsonhought out plot that links Tristan's home life through a delicious crush on his step-sister that leads him into the world of attack fantasy.

43. Triangulum Stain Reviewed by Christina Harding

    Porno Literary Sci-Fi/Erotica by MJ Don’t look now, but Christina Harding reviewed a second Moctezuma Johnson book. How awesome is that? Ok, look now at this literary porn hardcore erotica book reviewed by one of the web’s leading reviewers. Triangulm Stain (available at Amazon) was released recently and has gotten great reviews so far and […]

44. The Asian Chick Strikes Back | #AsianErotica #Futa #smutpunk4lyf

    Asian Woman White Male Erotica featuring the best Chinese Ass ever and the return of the Hot Asian Chick

45. Asian Sexy – Erotica Images Featuring Smutpunk Women from the Far East

    Have you had your fill of Asian Sexy today?

46. Guest Post: Kat Crimson | Plug for JizzieBelle

    My debut erotic novel, Jizziebelle: The Belle of the Burlesque (Book 1 of the, brand new, Hardwood’s Harlots Series), just hit Amazon on May 8th, and will soon be available in print, as well. Originally written as a short story, for an erotic contest, Jizziebelle was later expanded to full length, after I won the contest and signed on with Black Widow Publications. Let me tell you what Jizzie’s all about!

47. Moctezuma’s Patent Pending Erotica Rating System

    What's two dicks down and what's two dicks up? And whose dicks are they?

48. Crawling the Cobwebs with Christina Harding | Rating: Two Dicks Up

    If you like Catholic School Girls getting stuffed with big hard marble and want to know how to make a gargoyle purr then you need to read this exquisitely naughty and creative novelette. There is a bit of masturbation, some vanilla boyfriend/girlfriend sex, some young girl/older man sex, and then the fantastic supernatural creature sex. If you like any of these themes, then you're in for a treat. Christina writes each scene well and the short novel builds toward its grand climax. Without ruining the ending for you, it seems that to make a gargoyle purr like a little kitty you need to lick balls, stretch around its marble cock, and take its cum-hosing.

49. Hotel Party: With Jynx around even nostrils don’t feel safe!

    It is the Revenge of Jynx. It is the dancing dick of Moctezuma Johnson. It is the supermodel Jenny.

50. Old Home Page Changed 2020

51. You Had No Willpower |#asianass #willpower #moctezumajohnson

    Read a freebie from Moctezuma Johnson

52. Smutpunk Trade Paperback: 1948 – The Futa Boxing Gym (Part 2)

    Praise by erotica reader Renata Gill

53. Shrinkage – A Tale of the Attack of Big Bimbo Tits & an Ex-Wife’s Revenge

    Read the entire Series of Shrinkage -- Attack of the Big Bimbo Tits. It's the only novelette where you'll see nipple and areola turn into a Ninja Star!

54. Notable Smutpunk Things | Recovered from the Smutpunk Wiki

    I don't even know where to begin writing an excerpt of this. Just click it.

55. Interview with Michael Martine (aka Bryce Calderwood)

    Just a couple of authors having a chat. Topics may or may not include soap girls and dinosaurs.

56. Sitting on the Great Leader’s Face | Excerpt/Promo of Attack of the North Korean Giantesses

    They've long said that nobody in the world is better at cunnilingus than a North Korean man. The saying goes, "South Korean woman with a North Korean man" for whatever that's worth. Here's the real scoop on what's going on on that crazy peninsula.

57. Don’t look now but they’re dropping off like flies. Could you be next? | #LPRTG

    Some of my favorite writers have called it quits all of a sudden. Here are some thoughts on why and how you can avoid being next.

58. New Releases – 2017 – Smutpunk by Moctezuma Johnson & Emme Hor #SmutStreet

    Want a quick review of what the fuck smutpunk shot in 2017? Click away, luvie luvies!

59. Bullshit Bullpen No. 12 – Big Heavy Balls Ready to Drop Bombs #LPRTG #SMUTPUNK

    Find out what's new in the world of Smutpunk Erotica

60. Butterface | the character #LPRTG #smutpunk @CalliePress @smutpunk_author

    Learn where Butterface has appeared

61. The Missive in History and Historical Fiction by Bianca M. Schwarz | Guest Post

    The Role of Missives in History and Historical Literature by Bianca M. Schwarz.

62. Smutpunk on Skates Cover Reveal and Pre-Order – Now It’s Live

    What's that sound? Is that the sound of pink glittery wheels rolling into town?

63. Street Team – The Get S.Punk Crew

    Help me and the S. Punk Crew get it on by sharing some promos.

64. Mailing List: Subscribe to Moctezuma Johnson’s SMUTPUNK Site by Email

    Mailing List Sign-Ups: Never miss a post again!

65. Bullpen Bulletin #9: Smutpunk Raining Down On Us

    I won't get into the hypocrisy of social media in depth, but basic point is it sucks the dicks of anyone famous and shits in the eyes of regular people. Yet, we window lickers keep using wiping the shit away and post one more time cause this time it will be different. It won't. It will always suck. I digress.

66. The Kama Sutra and Moctezuma Johnson

    The Sex Manual is an updated Kama Sutra that is lewd, crude, and rude.

67. Free Download: The Sex Manual by Moctezuma Johnson

    Free Download: Claim it Right Now on Amazon

68. BB-8: Erotic Smutpunk Bulletin

    All you need to know about Erotic SMUTPUNK featuring Emme Hor, Shelby Kent-Stewart, Mystk Knight, Ashlee Shades with Sex Tips and Choose Your Own Kink

69. Note from MJ about Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

    Fiction that is mostly memoir

70. Author Interview: Moctezuma Johnson does Shelby Kent-Stewart #LPRTG

    MJ: Little Jay Scott of Carson City wants to know, do you really write in lingerie on a chair with dildo strapped to it, or is that make believe invented by the Republicans? Shelby: Well, Little Jay, I hate to disappoint you but I tried the dildo thing and it interferes with my tutu. While we're at it, let's give Republicans their due. Conservative Evangelicals purchase more porn and erotica than any other group. Bless their hearts.

71. Choose your own SEXcapade Mash Up Piece: G-strung | Choose your own kink | #LPRTG

    CHOOSE YOUR OWN KINK: Pulpy Erotic SMUTPUNK tailored by you

72. MILKED BY THE YETI

    All the installments of MILKED BY THE YETI that are fit to print (even the unfit ones)

73. Bullsh*t Bulletin #6

    Has anyone noticed that there's some pretty bad etiquette among Zon reviewers?

74. Bullshit Bulletin #5 – Censorship licks erotica’s hairy pie-hole

    Oh, I'm sorry, Miss. Did you slip on my cumshot? I never intended to frighten you.

75. Two Poems for Sherri (aka the Ardent Rose)

    the yellow gas mask girl yellowly slides on

76. #LPRTG #EARTG #ANAL | @JulyCumming | Excerpt from Bending Over For Jeff (Disciplined and Humiliated, A Backdoor Punishment Story) by July Cumming

    Excerpt from Bending Over For Jeff by July Cumming

77. Bulletin #3 – EXCITING and COLLIDING Week in SMUTPUNK CAMP | #EARTG #LPRTG #SSRTG #MrBrtg Any more hashtags?

    Smutpunk Camp is underway. It's not too late to enroll!

78. Hell Hath No Fury like a Cum-Crazed Woman Scorned | #LPRTG #Erotica | Excerpt

    Jynx has been mistreated for a long time. See her revenge!

79. Some Writing Advice about Staying On Point

    It can be really tough to stay on point as a writer. There are so many distractions. Here are a couple of tips to help.

80. A through Z as long as you avoid E (and A$$)

    If you are not sure if your books have adult bans on them visit Sales Rank Express and type in the author's name and see all their books. You will see a red, ADULT, label if a book has been flagged (see image to the right). Other writers have told me that you can remove "bad" words in the product description, remove any "fleshy bits" on your covers, and then email Amazon and ask them to review your updated book and consider removing the adult ban. While that works for some people, I wouldn't keep your fingers crossed for too long. I've had no luck with that system. I've also had no luck with the perma-free pricing either (but that's another story for another day, too).

81. Connie Cliff’s New Website

    Connie Cliff has a site up: Help your husband get head Just kidding about the title of Connie’s website, but it’s a great name. Feel free to steal, eroticists! Now, to the illustrious Connie Cliff. My readers know I have a major brain hard-on for this wonderful writer. She was kind enough to write her […]

82. Attack of the Twitter Bots | I think they’re multiplying — beware!

    Don’t buy followers I couldn’t take the bombardment and had to write a short rant   What’s with all these bots following me on twitter. I mean, I do NOT want to buy followers. Please don’t DM me or follow me to lure me into it because I’m just not interested. I’ve been building my […]

83. This was some super hot and sweaty anal sex that turned into MMF

    Connie’s got the knack. I thought I’d have a quick read before a nap but instead this book got me all riled up. Instead of a nap, I had to get up and lube up the keyboard to find some anal porn and rub one out. Sorry, I just have to mention my dick every 15 seconds […]

84. How-to Write Erotica – The Light, a key element | Writing Tip |

    Some tips on how to write erotica