Ava From the Five Hive
The Five Hive is made up of Five Specially Trained Women in Black (WiB) agents meant to protect Earth by any means necessary—no matter how dirty, nasty, or naughty—from extraterrestrial threats.
Ava is the BBW. Her specialty is straddling. She wears latex chaps and latex panties that come up almost to her breasts, which are naked at all times. She has no nipples. She has a tattoo of the number 3 on her right breast. Her black hair is a thick mane. Her perfect skin is as smooth as milk.
Ava has been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish). She was part of the infamous orgy that restored the funk to the universe. Learn more about her by learning about Dean Diddlewitz or any of the other members of the super secret WiB task force. Shhhhhh. This is classified. Top Secret. Need to Know Only.
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…
Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:
Triangulum Stain features an invasion of Earth by Sentient Alien Dildos
The US Government has contingency plans for this kind of emergency: Fuck Force Five (pictured above).
Read the Manual of How to Rappel Down a Giant Dildo (should the emergency arise)