Street Team – The Get S.Punk Crew (aka the SMUTPUNK Media Whores)
Help me and the S. Punk Crew get it on by sharing some promos. Join the SMUTPUNK4LYF Street Team! You will be emailed a secret password that will unlock the incredible riches of smutpunk. Just leave a comment that you want to join the street team and I’ll be in touch (if you’re worthy).
Below you can find links, URLs, and images to share on Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, and the lot. Thank you in advance for making the S. Punk come to a depraved degenerate near you.
Instructions on How this Page Works: You will find all the tools you need to share a few books and an event: links, blurbs, images, image urls. I few posts even have automatic twitter links that all you need to do is press (they are pre-written with hashtags for your convenience). If you have any questions, please email me or comment below. I’m open to any suggestions, too. I’ll be honest, I have little idea how to run a street team or what a street team even does, so teach me or, if you also don’t know, let’s figure it out together. I’m about to drop a few new projects, so stay tuned. You’ll be the first to get them as I’m looking for a few blurbs and reviews from you.
Things to Promote:
- Choose Your Own Kink
- Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
- Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
- The Sex Manual
- The SMUTPUNK Giveaway
BOOK: Choose Your Own SEXcapade by Moctezuma Johnson (aka King SMUTPUNK)
BLURB: It’s so wrong it’s right. See what the full power of erotica can be in this Choose Your Own Kink Smutpunk. You will feel so alive that you’ll nearly die!
IMAGE URL: http://i0.wp.com/www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ChooseYourOwnSEXcapadeWhichPussyWTF2.jpg
Where do we begin?
Have your fans start with the forbidden Bukkake Erotica of episode one.
Blurb: In typical Moctezuma style this is the male hotel party gangbang fantasy gone mad as Moctezuma butts heads with Jynx. That’s right, Moctezuma’s cock ends up banging into Jynx and Jynx starts exacting her revenge as soon as Moctezuma starts to bang another super-sexy Korean sexpot. This one, Jenny, has long legs that walk catwalks and get cat-calls. Jynx, a juicy ass sashaying cumslut, can’t stand her man inside another slut. She will get him to be hers and will stop at nothing. She plans a filthy humiliation for this supermodel slut rival but things never go as planned. Instead there are all kinds of turns and twists and spurts of cock on face and tits and bush and asshole. In this intense, sexy, depraved hotel party, dicks go in so many holes that even nostrils don’t feel safe. The truth is nothing is safe because someone has a cum-craving psycho-obsessive girlfriend. This wreaks havoc all over. It starts with this episode and keeps going deeper and deeper.
Or have them dive into the whole Season One to enjoy the full ride!
Blurb: This is probably one of the best smutpunk books written. It features some bat-shit crazy characters doing stuff that will knock your panties off. I suggest you pour yourself a glass of something strong, close the blinds, bring your toys, and read this book in the dark. Don’t forget to bring tissues! And it’s not a tear-jerker.
Book: The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
Blurb: They say it’s “Bukowski on Steroids.” They say it’s “Kerouac with Lube.” They say it’s “Dali in the Bang Bus.” They say a lot of things but few of them are true. However, poet Misti Rainwater-Lites called it “Sex on a Stick” and that can’t be bad for any little book of poems to get her truth-spewing stain of approval, definitely not for this little smutpunk verse featuring deep, emotional longing.
Image URL: http://www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/The-Book-of-Real-Imaginary-Girlfriends.jpg
Book: The Sex Manual: How to Play with his Joystick and Press her Buttons
Blurb: If you’re a sex god/goddess, pat yourself on the back and read this to confirm all the ways you rock. In fact, if you’re that good you can maybe even look down your nose at the pages a bit. However, if you’re not quite a god/goddess, pick up these lighthearted pages and learn a thing or two about pleasing any man, woman, or transgender. Become the life of the (bedroom) party with this handy little manual.
“We learned how to wear our hair in pigtails so you guys can (****-****) better!”
–The Rinyalyn Twins
Image URL: http://www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/SexManualAdvert3-FB-CLEAN.jpg
Of course I appreciate the help sharing these individual posts. Thank you. However, the real thing is to be part of the crew. In a way to say thanks, I will offer you freebies and other exclusive smutpunk. Use the form below to join.
These two chicks—is one Callie Press?—bend over and remove their panties (remember, smutpunkists, Moctezuma Johnson = remove your panties) to stare at Moctezuma lasciviously. Yep. We been doing a lot of talk about brand imaging and I clearly have no idea what the fuck any of it means. Some people say I’m bad for their brand image. I say it’s a matter or perception. You be the judge. Me? I’m going to keep doing my thing. If you dig it, let me know, please, because I mostly get to hear from the haters. Thanks, twitter!
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
You can now mix, merge, and mash the twitter hashtags #EARTG and #LPRTG as much as you wish. My feeling is use #EARTG for romance and softcore erotica. Use #LPRTG for hardcore cerebral smut. When in doubt, mix.
Erotica writers! Hi, if you want your tweets shared and spread through the twitterverse, please add #LPRTG or @LiteraryPornRTG to get more followers and engagement. It’s really that simple. You retweet a bunch of erotica authors because you want them to retweet you. The more writers help each other, the more everyone succeeds. The Literary Porn ReTweet group (LPRTG) is certainly one of the best twitter hashtags out there for writers, bloggers, artists, cover designers, and comics.
Please Share this Tweet on Twitter!
It’s been a long while since I’ve written a novelette. It’s been all day job, posting short poems and such, and now finally a book.
Check out Futadelic now. It’s the new futanari literary porn erotica from Moctezuma Johnson. Read a free futa excerpt here.
“Dr. Engles has cracked the cock code and will now sell it to the highest bidder.”
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What’s in a Twitter Hashtag? Which one is the best?
Phuket — 2014 I was originally blown away by the smarts of Tony Queef and his Erotic Hashtag until I realized he was a hashtag nazi and didn’t want your tag mixing with his tag. He couldn’t stand mine and yours tagging together or else his panties would get stained with too much hot sticky hash-(tag) and then you know what? He’d be impregnated. And that he just couldn’t have, which I respect.
His idea is good, even great, but he’s not a visionary. He’s more of a hater, an egomaniac, and a credit-, attention-, and genre-whore. All those things are good in their place, but when I am trying to sell erotica I’d prefer to do so without the nazi DM-YELLING, in a high-pitched 144 character frenzy, to take down artwork of spread ass or posts about psychedelic mind control allusions before he…whatever, dude. He made me nervous with his rants so I long ago tuned him out. I recently found I’d been booted from his blog, blocked from his hashtag, but I didn’t really give a fuck because I had better plans already anyway.
I had replaced the “other” hashtag with ours: #LPRTG. Using a tag for all erotica work (whether tame or brashly uncensored, whether fine art, literature, or pulp fiction) is a solid idea because it makes google and amazon and the other creators of bots and algorithms aware of our hard work as independent erotic writers and artists, and it helps us form a web of interrelation. This helps us get noticed in various mediums. Nothing wrong with being noticed when you’re trying to get readers.
In my opinion, nothing replaces the success of simply sitting down to write but some retweeting, sharing on FB, and the employment of bots like crowdfire and roundteam, can help us all reach more potential readers and easily spread the word about each other and ourselves. So please use a few characters of your 144 character to add #LPRTG (or @LiteraryPornRTG) and let us (and our followers — which will be growing) share for you. It has already gotten some traction and this is just the beginning. We would like to get 5 times larger to really help out. That starts with people adding the #LPRTG tag to their erotica books, their dirty poems, their sexual artwork, and more.
Also, feel free to combine the hashtag with any other hashtags you so desire. I couldn’t care less how you choose to use it and will support your posts unconditionally. I’ll suggest combinations that seem to do the best periodically.