There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut
Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.
How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut
This stuff works, guys. You can wipe your ass with Cosmo. The new world order has reduced men to whining little bitches. Yes, me too! I’m on a mission to reclaim my balls and stuff in the mouths of the masses. Come join me. Ladies welcome too!
It’s Titty Tuesday again.
Yeah, the days of typing in that hashtag and getting thousands of retweets are long gone, leaving nothing but nostalgia, but I’m still a fan of titties so let the games continue. This is not just a page of titties, it also has milkshakes.
Photo of Milkshake and tittie out, like what?
What’s sexier the chick, her tits, or the milkshake?
#TittyTuesday is for squeezing your big tits against your hatha yoga teacher during downward dog #yoga
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One of the stories in this short story collection about Asian wives looking for big white and black dick focuses on a young, trendy little Asian nymph who lets her yoga teacher become her guru in more than just downward dog. Did you know doggy-style was a yoga position? She didn’t.
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