Slut gets SMUTPUNK’d good

Slut Gets SMUTPUNK'd good

Slut Gets SMUTPUNK’d good

Saint to Slut – Is your girl a slut? | Tricks to ascertain her status

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There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut

Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.

How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut

A lot of women are sluts, so chances are you’re in the capable, good hands of one. Most women, and all great women, possess and inner slut who is dying to bust out of that conservative facade, grab you by the balls, and cream all over your dick. But before your ram it up her poop-chute, you may want to test the saint to slut waters first. I find this little trick quite helpful. Set a time limit the first time you talk to a girl. Ask her what her name is in the first twenty-five seconds and ask for a kiss twenty seconds later. If she kisses you then, you’ve likely got yourself a winner. I’m not saying that within a minute she will be in the bathroom kneeling and holding cock in her hand, but at this point it’s pretty safe to say she is leaning more towards whore than prude. If she is a whore, you’re ready to thrive in all aspects of my how-to series. The key thing to remember is that the transformation from saint to slut will not only make you happy, but it will fulfill a burning desire deep inside her too. And she will thank you for revealing her inner whore.

The How To Series – Useful Relationship Advice

This stuff works, guys. You can wipe your ass with Cosmo. The new world order has reduced men to whining little bitches. Yes, me too! I’m on a mission to reclaim my balls and stuff in the mouths of the masses. Come join me. Ladies welcome too!

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Women with big tits tend to be sluttier. Thank you, slutty women. Thank you. We love when you go Saint to Slut. We are grateful.

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Bimbo Honor | a poem of respect for women of all kinds, from prudes to sluts

FF tits

her tits are torpedoes and ETFs:
double F tits
she never pays for a thing,
a triple A credit rating
from Davao to Madagascar
even on the island of Java
they kneel to this Queen bitch
carve statues in her esteemed
breasty bimbo honor

yet the puritan-looking office girl
riding the train with blouse buttoned to neck
she’s the one that will take a bukkake
and kneel for every whim of her boss
while double F girl
hasn’t had cock
since 2009
and is happier that way
 POEM by MOE JOE JOHN$ON
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my slut’s a filthy cum bucket pig | a poem | #LPRTG #blowjob #model

Cum Bucket

Cum Bucket Poem

by Moctezuma Johnson

 

this is my slut
she’s a filthy cum bucket pig
with a big fat ass
who takes my big cock
relishes the girthcumpig-whore
gags and chokes.
the slut fucks for boots,
blouses, and credit card help
the slut’s fat thighs jiggle
when you slap them
the slut’s eyes go wide
when cock chokes her
the slut purrs when she gets passed around

 

Please share if you enjoyed this dirty poem by the King of Smutpunk. Thanks^^
 

poem: Wanton Welfare Whore (Remix of an untitled poem from johnshon.blogspot.com)

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for Kristin Hoard

with her cumwhore
ass cheeks spread open
head buried in the sheets
asshole stretched out and open
like a train tunnel to a foreign land
back arched
lips parted
thighs thick and smooth
panties damp at ankles
she seems about right.

She wags her tongue
like a wanton welfare whore
I wage war and
power my locomotive to China
drilling across the universe
from her asshole
to the first speck of interstellar dust
where she was first made
with divine metamorphosis
with totem pole Nazca intention
to be my slut
here
today
on my dirty bed sheets
stained with cum, blood, tears, and pussy juice

she moans and clenches
and pulls on the the dirty sheets
as her asshole gets bludgeoned
oh so fucking good!

++The End++

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Learn to Suck Dick

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Avengers Actors, oops, call Black Widow a Whore

Black Widow a slut, they say

Marvel character Black Widow has more aliases than anyone else on the universe, but don’t let one of them be “whore”. Natalia “Natasha” Alianovna Romanova, aka Natasha Romanoff, Nadine Roman, “Nat,” Tsarina, Oktober, Laura Matthers, Nancy Rushman, Black Pearl, Natalia Shostakova, Natuska, Czarina, was called a “slut” and a “whore” by actors Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner.

Is Black Widow a whore?

Many tweets say that Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner are misogynists. I’m not a huge fan of superhero movies anyway (I find the comics much more imaginative than the movies every single time and used the transformers series in lieu of sleeping pills) but these comments jumped out at me. We really aren’t allowed to say anything anymore. I mean, who cares what the actors say? They are playing superheroes. Anyways, if you do like superhero whores then please enjoy my books — I recommend Triangulum Stain and Ho-Tron.

Black Widow Natasha Romanoff

Artwork by Astrid of Deviant Art

Ways to Be Slutty for your Man | The Slut List |

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Ways to Be Slutty For Your Man

The Best Thing in the World is a Slutty Girlfriend or Wife. It is just so sexy!

“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear

 

I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).

A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.

The SLUT LIST

 

  • Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
  • Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
    • Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
      TheSlutList No 5 -- Wait For Your Man Wearing Fake Cum And Rubbing Your Cunt

      The Slut List No. 5 — Wait For Your Man Wearing Fake Cum And Rubbing Your Cunt

  • fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
    • he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
  • Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
  • Walk around the house topless
  • Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
  • Shave your cunt
  • Wear lingerie
  • Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
  • do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
  • wear really cheap, plastic earrings
  • wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
  • do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
  • let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
  • Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
  • Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
  • Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
  • Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
    Write "whore" on yourself or let him write it

    Write “whore” on yourself or let him write it

  • Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
  • Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
  • Suck off one of his friends in front of him
  • Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
  • Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
  • Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
  • Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
  • Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you

 

I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!

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Note:

Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.

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