Joanna from Fuck Force Five (FFF)

Joanna from Fuck Force Five

Joanna is the Latina. Her specialty is substances. She wears a full tactical police suit with the word “POLICE” across the bust. The suit comes with a helmet and heavy shoulder protection that creeps down her arms where it hooks into her hands. She can release substances into the air with her fingers by pulling this lever.

She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).

Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…

Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:


Meet all Five Members of the Fuck Force Women In Black Agents

Fuck Force Five, bitches – Five Girls Ready to Protect the Planet at ALL COSTS

Shayna from Fuck Force Five


Triangulum Stain features an invasion of Earth by Sentient Alien Dildos

The US Government has contingency plans for this kind of emergency: Fuck Force Five (pictured above).

Read the Manual of How to Rappel Down a Giant Dildo (should the emergency arise)



Artwork by these very talented illustrators (gallery comes up random, FYI):
#1 ~soft-h #2 #3 ~soft-h #4 XK-Images #5