Joanna is the Latina. Her specialty is substances. She wears a full tactical police suit with the word “POLICE” across the bust. The suit comes with a helmet and heavy shoulder protection that creeps down her arms where it hooks into her hands. She can release substances into the air with her fingers by pulling this lever.
She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…
Triangulum Stain features an invasion of Earth by Sentient Alien Dildos
The US Government has contingency plans for this kind of emergency: Fuck Force Five (pictured above).
Read the Manual of How to Rappel Down a Giant Dildo (should the emergency arise)