Weekly Sex Tip #1
Each woman is different, this is rule number one. You may find a few who behave the same way. I’ve even had runs where five to ten like the same soft circular stroking of the clit with the soft pad of my middle finger and then the next chick I’m in bed with wants to have her pussy finger fucked hard while I twist her nipples with all my strength. So there may be patterns and tendencies, but ultimately you need to watch and listen to your partner and pick up on visual clues that she’s into something. If not, scrap it.
One thing that I find the majority of women do like is having their necks kissed and licked. Something about behind behind her and letting your lips rub against her soft, smooth skin gets her excited. You should see goosebumps or some other sign that you’re getting to her. Move to her ear and lick. Then softly bite her neck like you’re wolves. When she offers her neck to you, she’s showing she trusts you so don’t draw blood (unless that’s her fetish). Just kiss her romantically.
My wife has an amazing scalloped back so I follow the sensual lines from the back of her neck down her spine all the way to her ass crack. Then when she’s wet as a splash pond, I take her from behind.
Next sex tip: Eating Ass
How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Gape an Asshole
The first step to get the bitch to let you gape her asshole is to make sure that shes’s a fucking slut and, at that, an anal slut (see my previous instructional series if need be). Assuming your girl is already sufficiently sluttified then you are ready to gape. One thing you’re going to need is a good anal plug to ready the anal pig up. You can buy these at any sex toy shop. With your anal plug in hand, get her to get on all fours. I prefer to make her do this on a table cause it photographs well while degrading her, but any surface will suffice.
Once she is on all fours rub her back and ass-cheeks with massage oil to relax her–this will get her primed. Once you have her calm and open you can rub her asshole with the massage oil. If she’s still wearing panties–was the slut ever wearing panties?–pull them to the side (they will come in handy later). Another suggestion is to do this the first time in a motel so that you can totally fuck up the sheets with oil, and later jizz, and whatever other bodily fluids leak and spray out.
Take the anal plug and rub in on her skin so that it gets all the oil all over it. The more oil, lube, spit, whatever, the better. So feel free so stick it in her mouth sometimes. Start by putting merely the tip against her anus. Don’t put it in. Just leave it there and rub her shoulders and neck a little bit. Then slip the head in. Now you will get her attention but won’t have hurt her yet. Here it’s your job to keep pushing the plug into her ass further and further little by little. If she resists tell her there’s only a little bit more, less than an inch, regardless of how much is left — even if there are eight inches remaining.
At this point, you have to jam the rest in so that the fat part is up her ass and the base stays.
Leave it in. If you had her panties pulled to the side, let them go back on normal. Yank her by the hair and jam your cock into her mouth and start facefucking her hard. Reach over and slap her ass cheeks so she feels the anal plug up her. Don’t let her forget it. She’s your whore now, make sure she knows it.
Ravage her face, deflower her throat, pull out and tell her she’s going to be your anal whore. Then get behind her and stuff your cock up her cunt. She will feel tighter than usual with that anal plug taking up her anal real estate. Don’t get too carried away on her cunt. Pull the plug out. Tell her to push it out. She will then contract and open her ass-muscles and this is the key to gape.
Now fuck her ass.
Fuck her ass and pull out and stick it back in. Pull out. Jam it back in. Each time you pull out you will see it open and gape more and more. Tell her to finger her own open ass. She’s gaping now.
Take pictures or video. Send to Moctezuma.
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MIRROR: How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Let Me Face Fuck her | #Facefucking #DeepthroatDecember #LPRTG | aka How to Cheat
Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl
We already covered how to get a young woman to let you face fuck her, but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth (yes, I’m the test subject and you should live vicariously through me). It’s really not all that hard to seduce your girl since she’s a latent slut. I’ll get her kneeling and gagging. I have a plan.
There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. Music, drinks, smoke, laughter, touches, glances, teases. Teasing her is the best thing. “May I sit here with you or are you girls too good for me?” was a way in to a threesome one time. Make them feel like you’re at once putting them on a pedestal and shaking it. Once they feel pretty and in the spotlight. They won’t want you to rock that perch so much they should fall. In other words, once they start having fun and feel pretty they are really not remiss to eat cum. After getting your girl to laugh, I get her drunk, and turn up the flirting. I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (don’t worry, on other days I’m the one watching the porn and you’re ass-fucking my girl while she calls out her own name in reprehension).
After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself. I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and pumping her throat.
I pull out and smack her with my cock. She says she loves big cock. Then suck it, I say. She goes back down to work. This time she is ready and she is really letting it deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped around the shaft of my cock.
Another way to get her is to get her to be the queen. Get her friends drunk on girls night out and jizz in her face in front of them while they cheer and clap. Also, you can suggest a threesome with a guy with a big cock and I’ll face fuck her while you do her doggystyle. We can high five in the middle!
In summary, it’s really easy to face fuck your girl., my girl, any girl. Go give it a shot.
Another Sex Manual installment from the sophomoric mind of Mojo
My girl says, “I don’t mind sucking dick, but don’t you dare judge me! You hypocrite!” It’s true, I applaud slutty men but judge slutty women. I judge them to be fucking awesome! Thank you, sluts! Thank you! Without you where would I be?
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“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear
I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).
A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.
The SLUT LIST
- Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
- Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
- Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
- fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
- he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
- Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
- Walk around the house topless
- Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
- Shave your cunt
- Wear lingerie
- Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
- do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
- wear really cheap, plastic earrings
- wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
- do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
- let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
- Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
- Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
- Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
- Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
- Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
- Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
- Suck off one of his friends in front of him
- Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
- Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
- Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
- Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
- Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you
I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!
Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.