How to Really Convince your girlfriend to take a Facial | #LPRTG #EARTG #HowToFuck


 Another Installment from the Instructional Series

“The Facial”

The Wonderful Climax that lands on a Face

Stocks can be quite persuasive!

Stocks can be quite persuasive!

Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn’t happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn’t be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn’t be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it’s done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she’ll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.

The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she’s already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at, or, or She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn’t, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work–end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you’re going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. “Of course,” she’ll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don’t feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity–because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one–or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.

Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson

Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you, dudes. You have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don’t worry. Remember the death of the Alpha Man in modern society is leading to his resurgence.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there’s any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

Why is the facial so important?
Marking your lover with your seed is quite empowering for a number of reasons. Tantamount is that the visual side of sex is really important to men (as Callie Press says in Give Great Head). Seeing the cum on my girl’s face turns me on. Also, knowing that there’s no chance of pregnancy and the session is focused on pleasure and nothing more is hot. It gives a nasty feel to the encounter. And, as George Clinton says, “All that is good is nasty!”

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 Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl and Fuck her Throat with Reckless Abandon

We already covered how to get her to let you face fuck her but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth. It’s really not all that hard to seduce your latent slut and get her kneeling and gagging. There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. The first thing is to get her laughing. Once they start having fun they are really not remiss to eat my cum. After getting your girl to laugh, and while making her chuckle, I get her really drunk. Now I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching and touching yourself (now that you’re reading this, you will be defiling my girl soon while I watch porn and jerk it).

After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself — I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and doing it to her. I see something in her eyes, a twinkle. She loves having an alpha male show her her place. She loves getting used hard. She’s sure of her role. She’s discovering herself. She enjoys submitting. She wants to serve. She’s ho. She’s calm.

I pull out and smack her with my cock. She stumbles back and her head knocks against the wall. I am about to say sorry when I realize she’s so turned on. “You like that, huh?”

She says, “I love big cock.”

I shake my head while looking down at her. “Then suck it,” I say.

“Cum in my mouth, baby,” she says. “I want to taste it.”

Slobber drips from my shaft onto the pavement. She is ready to fully submit and get face fucked how I dream it this time. She lets it bang deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped tightly around the shaft of my cock. She’s nothing but my fantasy.

She looks hot getting her throat stuffed. I hold her head and blast off inside of her. She moans as each spurt erupts.


When a blowjob is good enough I hear steel drums in my head and my teeth fall out. It’s like my head has been filled with helium and I float over the clouds for a few minutes in post-fellatial space-travel. Me, the protein, and the pleasure principle take a cumulonimbus-dance and then I return to Earth, back to my body, kick the bitch out, and sleep. Be lucky enough to get the boot!


Her tits bloom as she gets her throat pounded. Artist’s rendition of the mental effect of deep throat on the brain of Moctezuma Johnson



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How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Humiliate her in Public

An ongoing study into the psycho psychology of my own girlfriend


Humiliating your girlfriend takes a certain knack and skill because it is no small feat. You have to warm her up to the idea of it. One of the best and most certain ways is to have a massive fight with her in public where she behaves like an absolute bitch. If she embarrasses you or herself enough, going way over the line of normalcy, you’re in business for her humiliation later. The more she yells and screams at you, the more her eyes go narrow and her brow furrows, the more she smacks and slaps you, the more her cheeks go red and her hands tremble, then the more you can destroy her with cock in a moment — just be patient, her tirade will eventually end. You should already feel excited knowing she will be balls deep on you soon. I mean, after an argument, what’s the best thing? Certainly the make-up sex. She will want t o make sure she hasn’t lost you after treating you like shit in public and she will feel like she deserves to be punished. All you now have to do is step up to the dish and do it.

Women are whores

Don’t every forget this

So the argument was over. She had just yelled at me on the street in Seoul. People are always staring at me but this made it worse. I walk to a bench and smoke a cigarette. There is an arcade below with a pool hall and a hallway of glass leading to some other stores. It’s the weekend and the offices are close but the stores are open. She comes over and says, “let’s go.”
I see my opportunity, “together?”
She nods and takes my hand. I say, “give me a blowjob first.” She looks at me, seeing how much she needs to do to make up for what she has just done. I lead her by the hand, which I feel trembling, down the stairs so we are in the arcade. We are behind the stairs but from certain angles we are easy to see from the hallway which flanks out. She kneels down and I whip out my hard cock. I grab her with two hands and immediately go balls deep. “Suck, pig! Use that mouth for something other than yelling at me.” I think her throat is open from all the screaming, it lets me stretch her out straight away. She gags less than usual on my cock. People walk by in the hallways. Some see and pretend not to. “They see you, whore! Now suck it deeper. Show them what a good slave you are.” She makes a lot of noise. There’s a short bit of humming, then there’s this gagging sound, followed by a wet sloshing and slurping sound. When I hear her sloshing around and frothing at the mouth I realize that her throat is really lubed up and she’s able to take the head, the shaft, the root, and even the balls into her mouth. She is sucking deep, letting me fuck her face as I please. I look down at her. I despise her for abusing me. I see her heavily made up face, all that thick mascara, and I want to destroy her. She sees the way I look at her and I see the fear in her eyes, then I see it fade into acceptance. She has given herself to me and know what to do.
With my cock dangling in front of her face, spit dripping onto her clothes around her bust, I say, “Turn around and pull up that skirt.” The dumb cunt does as told and her ass is beautiful. It’s juicy and looks like the perfect landing pad for a big dick. The thing about her ass is contour. It’s not the muscular ass of a swimmer. It’s the round butt of a squatter. The one that you want to plop on your face while you lick the anus.
I need  to put that beckoning ass to good use. “Pull your panties down to your knees.” Her panties stretch as she wiggles them down to her knees.

I push my cock into her , skipping her slutty cunt, and going straight into her ass and pushing through her resistance. She screams out in pain — no lube, just saliva on cock. I get about half in standing behind her and whispering into her ear, “That’s enough, whore. Get back over here and taste your own ass.”

“No. What do I look like a porn star?” I eye her naked ass out in public.

“You’re right, I’m going back up to the street.”

“No. Stay,” she says as she goes down to her knees in front of me again. “I’m sorry,” she says then opens wide and swallows the taste of her own ass. I see something catch her eye. I turn and someone is watching her. After I turn he looks down and walks away.

She gets a certain look when she has dick in her mouth. It’s like a confused look crosses her brow. It’s a look of struggle. Her brow creases. Watching her eat her own ass is enough for me to shoot a load big enough to paint this building cream. I pull out of her mouth and aim my big gun straight at her nose.
“Not on my face,” she says.
“Why? I’m pretty and have make up on.”
“Your ugly without jizz on you, pig. “I jerk as she looks at me with daggers. I can see the hurt in her eyes. The jizz rockets into her face, blowing her hair back. I milk it all onto her nose, thick and globule.
“Now you look pretty.” I walk away into the building. She quickly pulls her skirt down and follows me. I find a sign for the bathroom. There’s a thick batch of cum dripping from her cheek.
“I have to piss,” I say. And grab her by the neck and bring her with me into the shitty bathroom with stench and reek. “Kneel down.” She crumples into position on her submissive knees and takes my piss right off of her face, leaning forward to keep her clothes and the rest of her clean. I clean the cum off her face with my piss. After I’ve shaken my cock out I let her go to the sink and rinse off. “You’re such a dumb fucking whore,” I say.

You can get your girl to do this too. After a fight she will feel quite insecure and be up for just about everything. After the sex you are calm and reunited. It’s glue and you can use it to your advantage. It can repair bad relationships, solve disagreements, and put everyone back in their place. It’s make up sex and its most intense and there is no shame in being the sub nor the master. Push the envelop and have some fun!

Things you can get her to do to apologize:


  • Strip in public
  • Anal sex in public
  • BJ in public
  • Ass to Mouth
  • Human Toilet
  • Face in the Toilet
  • Eat her best friend’s ass while you watch
  • and anything else you can dream up
The only thing you probably can never get is in apology, but this is just as good, if not, better. Yes, definitely better.
Ass Takes Cock

I love positions where she’s reduced to only one body part: Ass

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How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Gape an Asshole

The first step to get the bitch to let you gape her asshole is to make sure that shes’s a fucking slut and, at that, an anal slut (see my previous instructional series if need be). Assuming your girl is already sufficiently sluttified then you are ready to gape. One thing you’re going to need is a good anal plug to ready the anal pig up. You can buy these at any sex toy shop. With your anal plug in hand, get her to get on all fours. I prefer to make her do this on a table cause it photographs well while degrading her, but any surface will suffice.

Once she is on all fours rub her back and ass-cheeks with massage oil to relax her–this will get her primed. Once you have her calm and open you can rub her asshole with the massage oil. If she’s still wearing panties–was the slut ever wearing panties?–pull them to the side (they will come in handy later). Another suggestion is to do this the first time in a motel so that you can totally fuck up the sheets with oil, and later jizz, and whatever other bodily fluids leak and spray out.


She’s all ready to get her ass gaped

Take the anal plug and rub in on her skin so that it gets all the oil all over it. The more oil, lube, spit, whatever, the better. So feel free so stick it in her mouth sometimes. Start by putting merely the tip against her anus. Don’t put it in. Just leave it there and rub her shoulders and neck a little bit. Then slip the head in. Now you will get her attention but won’t have hurt her yet. Here it’s your job to keep pushing the plug into her ass further and further little by little. If she resists tell her there’s only a little bit more, less than an inch, regardless of how much is left — even if there are eight inches remaining.

At this point, you have to jam the rest in so that the fat part is up her ass and the base stays.

Leave it in. If you had her panties pulled to the side, let them go back on normal. Yank her by the hair and jam your cock into her mouth and start facefucking her hard. Reach over and slap her ass cheeks so she feels the anal plug up her. Don’t let her forget it. She’s your whore now, make sure she knows it.

Ravage her face, deflower her throat, pull out and tell her she’s going to be your anal whore. Then get behind her and stuff your cock up her cunt. She will feel tighter than usual with that anal plug taking up her anal real estate. Don’t get too carried away on her cunt. Pull the plug out. Tell her to push it out. She will then contract and open her ass-muscles and this is the key to gape.

Now fuck her ass.

Fuck her ass and pull out and stick it back in. Pull out. Jam it back in. Each time you pull out you will see it open and gape more and more. Tell her to finger her own open ass. She’s gaping now.

Take pictures or video. Send to Moctezuma.

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This post is part of the ongoing “Instructional Series” including how to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass, to face-fuck, to get humiliated, to take a facial.