Enjoy this SMUTPUNK Erotica Giveaway Event
And Get Punk’d Spunkyliciously
1. Zak Hardacre
2. Joan Barbara Simon
3. Kat Crimson
4. Emme Hor
5. Bella Shadows
6. Roxy Katt
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7. Lucian Carter
8. Moctezuma Johnson
9. SURPRISE ENTRY
[[tune in soon to find out what the surprise is!]]
If you like winning things like tons of free shit, then join this contest:
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Some Stats about Reading Erotica
Erotic Smutpunk Will Make you MORE DESIRABLE
This is very interesting information that I got from reading some forums today.
Did you know men are most attracted to women who read erotica?
Get this! Sixty Percent of singles would rather date a book lover. That absolutely cracks me up. That’s our nature, isn’t it? We always want the impossible. So all those women out there reading suit smut on the subway would rather date a figment of their imagination than an actual flesh and blood man. However, don’t worry, dudes, forty percent would prefer a real dick to a wand and the mental image of a man from a book.
According to polls, men preferred women who read hardcore erotica. It seems men want their women to be well versed it what to do in the bedroom. So, ladies, get reading your smutpunk.
The other things to keep in mind, women, is that one in five men find the woman erotica reader to be the perfect type. I guess they think that women who read erotica will be open-minded sexually. That’s a big plus. The fact that men think about sex every three seconds coincides nicely with women projecting sexy. So get reading! And, men, be like the man in women’s minds.
*leave a comment if some stats about reading erotica surprised you. Thanks^^
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Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired – Season One — It’s like Narnia for the Loins!
Travel to Bangkok with MJ to see just how SMUTPUNK things can be when you put a white guy into the fray in the most depraved city on earth. Add in a stalking, bat-crazy girlfriend with a penchant for drugging her enemies and the objects of her affections, which do sometimes blur. Also, you’ll find a gorgeous African-Korean K-pop star. Of course, the supermodel sold to a prince will be in attendance too. They all meet in this incredible supper club for a massive humiliation backfired that you’ve never seen the likes of before.
Read Book 1-4 in this SMUTPUNK BUNDLE
Book 5 will be coming out soon!
Video Promo: Romance with Skull Candy and Roller Skates
Promo by Moctezuma Johnson and Book by Emme Hor
Heather is a sweet Asian office worker with an obsession brewing. She’s trying hard to please him and going further and further. He invites her into an abandoned movie theater and things quickly escalate until she gets a way more sensory filled experience than she could handle. Read this Asian SMUTPUNK from the First Lady of SMUTPUNK Emme Hor.
Spreading the word: M-o-a-n-!
spelling it out has never been more fun
i had her there, looking as sad as an upside down w
each of her legs sprawled out over the arms of the chair
i had her there, spread out with her mouth in an o
like she was pouting or about to let out an orgasm:
ahh ahh ahhhhh she was breathing heavy
her breasts heaving
her clit filling up with passion
she leaned forward like an n as the final wave of pleasure
smacked her like knifing an ! into her ass
Erotic Smutpunk Press Release:
A Political Satire by Dr. Moctezuma Johnson
Cyberspace 2016 — Dump the Futa President, released in 2016 for the elections and incoming president, is a satire taking aim at the American political system. Read about what goes on behind the scenes in presidential politics. Be forewarned their is gratuitous straight and gay sex and gratuitous violence. A Mexican alien (from mars) lands at CIA headquarters to get a fix of smack. In doing so, he meets Tronald Dump and falls in love. See what befalls him and Mr. Dump in this alien-political Romeo and Juliet. It is for sale exclusively on Amazon (in various countries).
Keywords: Erotic SMUTPUNK, Smutpunk For Change, Political Erotica, Funny Porn.
Well here’s your Erotic Smutpunk Bulletin, kiddies!
Well, you’ve Chosen Your Own Kink already with my last book. What about this time? Would you like some sexual instruction compiled over 29 years of fucking ravenously? Behold, the Sex Manual by MJ. A veritable how to fuck, con, convince, coerce, and cohabitate. All you need to know from “Getting Your Girl to Give you Deepthroat” to “Ways to Be Slutty for your Man” to “What’s the best chemical compound to make copious amounts of FAKE CUM” found in this tidy little bedroom companion book. It’s a must have if you have a penis, pussy, or both.
Smutpunk on Skates by Emme Hor – Print Book coming 2017.
The book will be a combination of all four short books that were penned by Emme and edited by me. I am working on the cover now and it’s pretty damn hot. Want a look? Of course you do because you know that there’s a mosque, yoga pants, a hot asian chick in pink glittery roller-skates, and a butt plug. I commissioned my Italian buddy to truly paint the fucker so it came great. Want a look? Of course you do so be sure you’re on the LPRTG mailing list to get notified when it leaves “My Documents” and enters the public space.
Instruction Manual for Sex tentatively titled THE SEX MANUAL
It’s not quite out, but you can see the SEX MANUAL home page (I’m banned from Pre-Order on the Zon. Why? Because I’m banned from nearly everything. Thus I have my own website and my own erotic smutpunk bulletin!) It will be out soon and be sure to be on the LPRTG mailing list so you get notified of the release. Or just comment below, saying, “I want to be part of your Review Team” and I’ll get a Free Copy into your hands. Oh yeah! SMUTPUNK4LYF, baby! This book is really a lot of fun but it also happens to contain some good ideas (says who? says me? oh, and my editor said so!). It guarantees safe, fun, useful sexual sessions for you and your partner(s). I so guarantee it that I stand by a 100% Money Back Guarantee if you don’t have at least one awesome session thanks to reading.
Quick Marketing Tip: Promo some other people. Feel free to promote MJ or Emme. Good Karma rewarded freely!
You have to be part of the SMUTPUNK MOVEMENT. I mean, you have #smutpunkforchange #smutpunkeloquence #smutpunkelegance #smutpunk4lyf all at your disposal (and of course the uber-popular LPRTG hashtag). When you hang with me and my SMUTPUNK CREW you get free books from me and Emme, you get the always informative and low-calorie Bullshit Bulletins, you get poems, artwork, and sex tips. What else do you need to be hot and bothered from meaty morning to nipple night?
Dr S. Punk asks
why am I such a sucker for watching young chicks in their twenties with shaved bush and perky ass tits get fucked in the ass? I don’t know, doctor, I just don’t know.
I thought I’d share the flyer from the Match of the Century, [[insert]] which will be an entry in the upcoming SMUTPUNK LEXICON. Be sure to get on the LPRTG mailing list to get your important information. There’s weekly sex tips (always useful), free books, special events, and now vocabulary building lexicon entries.
Mystk Knight’s website (Aka Mystk Ghoti)
#SexManual #MensHealth #Impotence #Men #Fitness #Diet #Health — these are some of the hashtags that I’ll be pitching my new book to. Wish me luck and help me out. All ideas welcome. Feel free to post on FB for me since I no longer use. #FA – FacebookersAnonymous – Oh, shit, wait! That’s not true. I am so all up in The Facebook again under my wife’s name and now even my fucking own.
Find me on FB at…
Smutpunk and Literary Erotica (which is essentially the erotic smutpunk bulletin on Facebook & quite useful)
Fuck it, just click them all and open up little windows and like the whole lot of them. Type “Stalked” into the comments and get yourself a free book filled with sex tips and humor.
Interview with Sexy and Spectacular Shelby Kent-Stewart
Shelby was nice enough to withstand my asinine questions and put her grace and class all over my smutpunk. She sometimes calls me the #SmutpunkScholar and I call her #SmutpunkElegance. Everything she touches exudes class and style. I think even if she was injecting me with an HIV-laced syringe, she would inject it gracefully, like a St. Petersburg ballerina.
New SMUTPUNK Poem: Ana
She calls herself Pussy
that’s her name
I call my baby, Pussy
I met her in go-go bar
on her knees
making great eye contact
like wormholes led to her irises
like butter could be freid on her butt crack
like shows were filmed in her cleavage
I met her in a go-go bar
where GIs once roamed
who had long retreated into the hillsides
with the terrorists
I met her in a go-go bar
had her lick my balls
right there from where I sat
on the bar stool
bottle of spiced rum in my hand
more in my gut
my hair afroing out like gluttony
she tongued my asshole
while i admired the tits on the go-go dancer
on the stage
while my buddy lit another Marlboro Red
while a second girl put her hand around my cock
You take it up the ass? I asked the ass-licker
Her eyes were wide open and pretty. She nodded
Great. Let’s go to my room. What’s your name?
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–The Management of the Desgracia
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