Weekly Sex Tip #2 – Eating Ass
Last week I wrote about getting your woman stimulated by kissing the back of her neck and running your tongue down her spine. After kissing her like that and getting her going, I suggest you lick her pussy from behind. But, if you’re a freak like me, lick from her neck down her back and then lick between her asscheeks until your face is buried in her ass. There’s no greater feeling than being between her ass cheeks. Flick your tongue on her asshole. Then bury yourself in there. Get that tongue up in that ass. I love eating ass. And she will too. If she’s a kinky freak, she’ll probably love it. Even if she doesn’t love it, it will be a memorable experience. If she hates it, give her walking papers and kick her to the curb.
As far as position, I recommend that you have her face down on the bed with her ass up in the air doggy style. That gives you a really great window to get in between those asscheeks and hit the bullseye with gusto.
After you give that ass a good licking, it will be all covered in spit. If it’s not, than you didn’t lick it nearly enough. Licking ass is a great pre-cursor to anal. That said, don’t forgo the lube just because there’s some spit. There’s never too much lube. Get the lube if you’re going to go the anal route. It’s not a must to do anal here, of course. A good hard doggy-style fucking may be more than enough to have her gripping the sheets and yelling your name.
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Previous Tip: Kiss the Back of Her Neck
What’s the best way to humiliate your girl? Big Ass Eating.
Cheating is always good – you know, eat out another girl’s ass right in front of your girl. Then kiss her. When she can’t resist and her tongue tastes the metallic taste of ass from your tongue, she’ll know she’s totally your whore and feel the humiliation overtake her like she’s bathing in warm milk.
Having her film while you fuck her throat in public is always a winner — it’s hard for her not to feel humiliated when she sees herself getting used. No amount of luxury makeup or accessories can de-whore her enough
Post her riding your dick as the ringtone to your phone, like mine below, and then show it to your friends whenever she calls you. Make sure to have her give you a ring on the blower while you’re sitting together so she knows what you and your friends see.