Roller-skates Blowjob – Funny Porn

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Funny Porn: Roller-skates Blowjob by cute blonde

I thought that Emme Hor was the only one awesome enough to create images so subversive and sexy. She does create some hot scenes in her Smutpunk On Skates Series.

 

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#DeepthroatDecember 2 – Thanks to the popularity of part 1, here’s part 2

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#DeepthroatDecember Comes At You in Great Depth

We are getting ready for #JizzJanuary but we are not quite there yet. First comes the deepthroat and then the jizz. Isn’t that correct?

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How To Give Head | Sex Tips | Wipe Your Ass With That Cosmo

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When drunk at the bar, when chatting with a fan, when lying in bed with the wife the question seems to always come up: How to Give Good Head

Many women have professed to me their amazing skills at sucking dick. When I ask why they think they are sucking superstars, I hear answers like “I’ve never heard any complaints” or something to that effect. That is hardly roaring support from a man who has put his most sensitive appendage into your toothy mouth, ladies. Kid yourself no more!

Men know the truth: less than 2% of women can really suck a dick like a pro. Chances are the girl with whom you’re speaking is a shit cocksucker. And the scary part is she doesn’t even know it. Wipe your ass with what Cosmo has been telling you!

Here are some tips for women to learn to suck dick well, from a guys perspective. Women, print them out and post them on the refrigerator. Men, print them out and post them to your belly so she can get a good look at the right time.

How to Give Good Head Sex Tips:

  1. Kneel – position is key, for role understanding, for ease and depth of cock-taking, and for the visual pleasure of the dude. It’s not the only great position, but it’s the starting point. Kneel down, it tells him your willing to put in the effort needed to suck a dick right.
  2. Make eye contact – make him feel like you’re there to pleasure him, like you aim to please and serve. Smiling is not necessary but it won’t hurt.
  3. Lick the balls and the shaft – this will make him feel like you want to do a good job, like you desire all of him.
  4. Take it into your mouth and swirl the tongue around it – have a little fun with his cock. Imagine you are French kissing him, but not on his mouth, on his beautiful dick.
  5. Make sure you go until his balls are against your lips – you have to go all the way down if you want to really do a great job (you can learn more on how to do this below but in more depth–lol–on many other great sites. I’m just telling that this is where the money’s at, in deepthroat.
  6. Relax your throat – Let his cock into your mouth. Breath around it and through your nose. When you feel like your choking let it out and take a deep breath in. When the tip reaches the back of your throat, swallow.
  7. Lay on the bed (or couch) and let your head hang off – this position allows him to really get deep down your throat! Let him fuck your throat! Let him take control! This is the hottest part and probably when he’ll cum
  8. Depth is everything – If you swallow his whole cock, he will be obsessed with your mouth and even the rest of you.

Those are the basics, and basically women don’t possess this list. There is a lot of messing around with the head, scratching it with your teeth, sucking it like you’re vacuuming, peehole licking, and other nonsense that really doesn’t feel very good.

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Feel free to post comments and ideas below. Thanks.

#DeepthroatDecember #DeepthroatThursday #LPRTG

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Two Deepthroat Angels

there was liz
i was only fifteen
she gave the best
blowjob, deep
she looked me in the
hers pretty and green
with slow blinks
’til i spurted in her mouth

there was liz
i was in college
she gave the best
blowjob, deep
she held it
blinked with her throat
not moving anything but throat muscles
’til i spurted in her mouth

 

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