Note from Author:
The Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired series is essentially a memoir classified as fiction to protect those involved and to add a little bit extra to the story. Many of the things you will read about did, in fact, happen. This is a tale of an obsessive girlfriend going from being a little cute but clingy to totally psychotic and quite dangerous. The series occurs in breathtaking locations. The series includes drug use, mind control, enslaving, sex with royalty, tentacle sex, lesbians, and pop stars. When you’re done, tell me what you think. If you’re looking for a vanilla erotica romance, do NOT read. This is most definitely not for you. If you want SMUTPUNK to lead you toward the rabbit hole and then when you’re least expecting it shove a jet pack on you and slam you into it, then you’re in the right place. Close the curtains, grab your toys, and turn on your eReader, your body, and your mind!
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars” –Oscar Wilde
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They sometimes call it Alien Relish. Cum. Splooge. Jizz. Baby Batter. Nut Butter. Gorilla Glue.
You had poured the custard right over her asshole. You were trembling with excitement. Your cock was out and you were involuntarily stroking it while you had your face buried in her solid ass cheeks. As soon as you saw the custard hit her asshole you couldn’t contain it. Your splooge jettisoned out of your cylindrical cock like a missile firing from a submarine. Your jizz mixed with the custard making a kind of cum-custard bi bim bap. All of this was happening to you rather than by you. You were merely watching in awe as you buttered her custard covered ass with your nut sauce. Your cock was on fire. You were nearly in tears with desire and joy. G-strung was taking your cum shot all over her gorgeous ass. Today was everything you had asked for!
Excerpt from The Hotel Party (Formerly the BOO-Kahki Pants Party~)
Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series (20,000+ words of Psycho-Thriller Sexpot Smutpunk)
Now Jynx wasn’t supporting my new business venture of opening a bar and had stabbed me when I was caught cheating with another big-tittied Korean whore. I had left the door open and fell asleep, drunk from Soju, head on Grace’s very pink nipples that still had my cum caked on, with more on her chin. I heard the door and jumped up but it was too late. Jynx had a knife. She was already mad because before going to dinner with Grace I’d tied her to the table and taken her throat forcefully. Now she had the knife and the power. Last night after she nagged me to death, I bent her over and fucked her menstruating pussy before moving to her mouth and violating her throat. She cried and I left to have dinner with Grace. We got drunk. Her tits grew like Zeppelins as I got drunker. She often cocked her head to the side like a little bird. Her hair ran down over her bimbo juggs. As Jynx wielded the knife, Grace ran out in just a towel. All smooth skin and cleavage. Jynx got behind me and the stainless steel went in beside my spine. Grace screamed. The towel dropped.
“You fucking stabbed me!” I noticed Grace’s tits were fucking marvelous.
“You fucking deserve worse!” Jynx snarled. Smoke came out of her nose like a dragon. She threw Grace’s clothes out onto the street from my third floor apartment and then sat on the couch staring into space. I threw her on her back and yanked her shirt up over her head—she also had gorgeous tits.
She pulled me up, kissed me deep, and said, “Fuck me like you fucked that whore!” I slapped her tits and stabbed my cock into her cunt recklessly.
Grace stared at us with her mouth agape. She said, “You’re both crazy dog fuckers!”
I put Jynx on top of me. Her big tits hung down. “Her tits were bigger, you saw them,” I said, and then chewed on Jynx’s small, demure nipples. I grabbed the fat part of her ass cheek right by her cunt and used a handful of it to make her go up and down on my cock hard and fast while I squeezed her neck and pushed her down. “Head down, ass up, cunt! Like Grace.”
Jynx squeezed me. Her cunt was soaking wet. “Did that whore cum like this?”
I felt her cunt lips flinch and the clench around my cock. She held me tight. Her claws had sunk into me.
I fell asleep after cumming in her cunt. I woke up in a pool of blood. “I think I need stitches.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
I went outside, got in a taxi, and went to the hospital. I got twenty-three stitches on the inside of the stab wound and another thirteen on the outer skin to sew it back up.
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Another Installment from the Instructional Series
The Wonderful Climax that lands on a Face
Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn’t happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn’t be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn’t be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it’s done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she’ll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.
The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she’s already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn’t, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work–end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you’re going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. “Of course,” she’ll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don’t feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity–because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one–or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.
|Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson|
Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you, dudes. You have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don’t worry. Remember the death of the Alpha Man in modern society is leading to his resurgence.
Post your experiences below and ask me if there’s any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!
this is my slut
she’s a filthy cum bucket pig
with a big fat ass
who takes my big cock
relishes the girth
gags and chokes
the slut fucks for boots,
blouses, and credit card help
the slut’s fat thighs jiggle
when you slap them
the slut’s eyes go wide
when cock chokes her
the slut purrs when she gets passed around
Please share if you enjoyed my slut
for Kristin Hoard
with her cumwhore
ass cheeks spread open
head buried in the sheets
asshole stretched out and open
like a train tunnel to a foreign land
thighs thick and smooth
panties damp at ankles
she seems about right.
She wags her tongue
like a wanton welfare whore
I wage war and
power my locomotive to China
drilling across the universe
from her asshole
to the first speck of interstellar dust
where she was first made
with divine metamorphosis
with totem pole Nazca intention
to be my slut
on my dirty bed sheets
stained with cum, blood, tears, and pussy juice
she moans and clenches
and pulls on the the dirty sheets
as her asshole gets bludgeoned
oh so fucking good!
Some other poems and posts you may like:
Master, May I Have Another Load, Please
Poem by Moctezuma Johnson