Steal Carter’s bike and

Steal Carter’s bike and ride full speed right into that tiny little alley way so that the handlebars lodge in such a way that one rubber piece lodges itself exactly up the ass of G-strung and the other lodges itself right up the ass of Carter and the bike kind of hangs in midair, held in place by two assholes, with the slim rubber tires and peddles spinning still and something making that bike ‘ticking’ sound, while you rub your head and stare at this hilarious site that would be funnier if your virgin girlfriend’s pretty little pussy lips weren’t held open by your rival’s big dick.

At least you got over being a passive cunt yourself. You rode full speed and you chuckled at the site. You stood up, and walked away with your head held up high.

$. The End $.