Anal is the new black
It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think
“No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend
(even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend)
will want to please you to the very best of her abilities.
Use this against her and for your own benefit.”
Asian girls, like white and black women, can be picked up just about anywhere. One of the benefits of Asia is that you can go up to anybody and just start speaking, you can sit down at the table with a few Asian chicks and even if they don’t like you at first, they will be too polite and a little too cock-size curious to give you the boot. Your looks barely matter. A sixty-year-old man can put a twenty-year-old college student on his arm. So, soon, if you have any game at all, they will be eating out of your hand and you will be able to take one home. You may be able to stick it in her ass on the first night, especially if you’ve had any liquor, but patience will mean you will definitely be going in through the out door soon enough on this hot piece of Asian meat.
No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend (even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend) will want to please you to the very best of her abilities. Use this against her and for your own benefit.
Every Asian girl is obsessed with the mirror and the scale. She is constantly feeling like she has to do more to proof herself to men. Her whole self-image is seen through the prism of the way her man sees her. The key thing when convincing your Asian girl to take it up the ass is to remind her that white and black girls are doing it regularly and they are way more respected. So, if she takes cock up her ass, people (namely you) will respect her more. Ain’t that a good bit of fun logic?
Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don’t try to break it in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is and get her to feel amazed she took your big cock in there. After you’ve warmed her up to it, you can pound her asshole raw until she leaks night after night. The real beauty is that you can have a few hotties on the trot at once in this wonderful scheme.
You may also enjoy some anal poems by MJ. Choose from the many, great names:
- The Anal Queen
- The Anal Pig
- Ass Pig Face
- Anal Bent Over the Pool Table in the Bar
- There You Have Ass
- Anal Pig
- Fucked Her Ass
- Fucked Her Ass (Remix 1)
^.^ Happy Reading ^.^
More reasons to Stay in the Bedroom
Sex is fun and it has been researched and proven that it lowers stress which leads to more optimal health levels. So fuck yourself healthy by keeping these five useful therapies in mind.
Sex cures allergies – I suffer from debilitating allergies. You know, the kind that make it unable to take a full breath and leave you oxygen depleted and so cranky you want to throw your phone across the room and stomp your feet. I’ve tried decongestants, neri pots, apple cider vinegar, tea, you name it, and nothing helps. Well not nothing. Sex helps. After having sex with my wife I find that my sinuses open up and I have a rare moment where I can take a full breath.
It’s natural exercise (keeps us limber) – If you’re like me you suffer from a variety of ailments. Stiff necks, back spasms, sore wrists and elbows, tightness in the legs, etc. Thanks to the joys of making love I find my body stretched out and far more flexible than before which drastically helps these nagging injuries improve. It’s like sex reduces the pain of arthritis.
It reduces stress – I mean sometimes you just need to let off a little steam. If you don’t have a drum set in the house, try a quickie. I quick, hard fuck can be exactly what the psychologist ordered. Day in and day out there are zillions of little needling annoyances and one orgasm can set the annoyance odometer back to zero. For 2-5 minutes you will be at peace.
It patches up arguments – Is there a more charming way to admit you are sorry? Definitely not. Make up sex is the only good thing about arguing. Don’t forget about it. You need it. It’s like the glue that sticks a relationship back together.
It helps creativity - Sex releases endorphins. Endorphins let the creative juices flood your brain. So if you’re feeling stuck with your writing, your job, whatever takes a boost of creativity, try sex to get going again.
These are five therapeutic uses sex provides, but surely there are many more. Experiment for yourself and leave me a comment if you find something you want to share.
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