Who doesn’t like an anal cream pie?
I mean, seriously. You fuck your girl, sitting on the edge of the bed, she is reverse cowgirl and your cock obliterates her asshole, stretching her open like a grocery bag stuffed with boxes of tissues. She grunts as you fuck her ass. She pushes her ass all the way back at first but then goes down less and less. The more you sodomize her the more you realize your cock’s not going as deep in anymore. You pull it out. Your turn her around. You look at your cock and then her. She shakes her head. Your grab her by the hair and push her down. You make her gag on it. This gets her spit all over the head, the shaft, the root, the balls. Her face betrays that she’s disgusted that she has become the type who will eat ass off of cock. You bask in the debasement of your whore. You turn her back around and pummel her asshole. It now slips all the way in until your balls bang her cunt-lips. You are fully devouring her now de-flowered ass. She is yours forever.
You fully unload every last drop of your cum into her ass. You empty your balls up her waiting, pimped-out asshole.
You watch her push the cum out.
we’ve never met before
but choose a waffle house
as our rendezvous
cause coffee and hash browns
she waits standing with her ass
against a table
she works there
she’s the manager, closing
i came in the door she’s left unlocked
as soon as I see her
i throw her down
as soon as i see her
her panties are off
at her ankles
with her jean shorts
her shoulders are pinned
her legs are up
over my shoulders
both her hands are under her ass
offering her cunt to me
but i spit on it
instead spike cock up her ass
the lights are on and anyone driving by can see
the sexy glasses wearing manager
getting fucked with laminated menus
sticking to her sweaty naked back
with her tank top up and her titties shaking
nipples jiggling on top like a cherry on gelatin
she’s grunting and moaning
holding her ass up for my pleasures
I reach down and take her aface and say,
“You’re a delicious whore,”
and slap her hard across the face
her asshole clenches and coaxes out my cum
right up her asshole
her nipples bloom
a moan slips out from her gorgeous mouth
I pull my cock and before the cum leaks out
I tap her ass with a buttplug
“Hold my cum inside you,” I say.
Then I lower my face to her bald cunt
and lick her clit
Her knees close on me
her pussy is my late night waffle snack
I leave my tongue flat against it
I don’t move it
she kind of grinds her clit against my immobile tongue
while I reach up and grab her tits
I rub them then pull the nipples
then reach for the tabasco and steak sauce
I dump both on her clit and go back to licking
getting that sour steak sauce to tame her cunt
getting that spicy tabasco to enrage her cunt
she moans and her hips quake
she grabs my head and pushed me so hard
i swim in her cuntlips and my nose is against her clit
before i regain my bearings and let her rub her clit to orgasm
shaking, shrieking, waffle house orgasm
right there on the table
her body flails like a fish out of water
until her hands drop her own ass
down to the table with a thud
i crash into the booth
pants still down
she rolls over and lowers her mouth onto my cock.
You were about to cum!
Ugh, mmphhhhh, fuck, yes!
Your jizz was rising, your balls were warm and had stirred the ocean milk already. You were set to explode. You could bust it up her tight little asshole and make her know that you owned her, or you could pull out and stain her face with it, mark the brown whore with your white seed, or you could shoot it onto her anus from the outside and make a cum pool in her dark hole. The options swam around your brain and you pumped your significantly large cock inside her tight asshole until you couldn’t hold it in any longer and you exploded right up inside her fucking asshole. Her asshole was pulsing from pleasure and it closed around your cock on all sides. G-strung clenched, and this enhanced your orgasm dramatically so that you called out, “Mama! Sweet Mama, Jesus was a black baby!” as you felt god and the universe course through your veins heavenly. You could feel the walls of her rectum swimming with your cum. You were inside your own sloppy cum pool up her ass. Your dick rested in a delicious anal primordial soup and you collapsed down on G-strung and kissed the back of her neck as you drifted off to sleep.
Her name is Alanna
Alanna wants Wes to attack
smack ass, cup the hand so
it’s more thwack than smack
but smack it firm
thwack her red
reach back and glob
S. Punk Butter on
glob it on her crack real good
glob it on her anus, you should
rub your dick the jar, Wes
let the S.Punk Butter grow ’round your pole
like a strange fluorescent moss
around your abandoned flag pole
Now, you strike your cock up her darkest wormhole, right?
Now, your dick will move to another multiverse, right
Now, you and Alanna switch, her asshole is your dick and vice versa devoid of device
you’re the one getting torn now by Alanna’s massive mongoloid pink pole
half unicorn horn half vibrating device of vice
half myth jelly dong half magic wand
tamed here bent over couch
babbling Japanese you never knew she/you spoke
you pummel you loose
until your balls smash your own cunt lips
you’re everywhere now
turning rainbow colored where anus flesh melds with cock meat
a kinetic karma kool-aid kitsch
your out of body and in body
retreating back to you
you reach down and finger
her lonely wide open cunt hole
her lips are peeled to either side flapping like a flag in the wind, that needy bitch
her asshole is sealed with your big dick
she grunts like an early morning howler monkey
that moo-growl of the hairy rooster
that moo-growl of girl sodomized for the very first time
half shriek and half purr
she’s that side of anal bliss
she’s this side of orgasm
squirting mucous and piss from her cunt
squirting like a porn star as you shoot your jizz up her asshole
crossing this universe to that
in one smutpunk’d cosmic voyage
she’s your anal washing machine and you’re her lint catcher
or is that vice versa? and who’s going to fuck Alanna’s empty cunt and nut in her?
the dryer sets fire
alarm bells ring
How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Humiliate her in Public | #SexManual #InstructionalSeries #HowToFuck
How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Humiliate her in Public
An ongoing study into the psycho psychology of my own girlfriend
Humiliating your girlfriend takes a certain knack and skill because it is no small feat. You have to warm her up to the idea of it. One of the best and most certain ways is to have a massive fight with her in public where she behaves like an absolute bitch. If she embarrasses you or herself enough, going way over the line of normalcy, you’re in business for her humiliation later. The more she yells and screams at you, the more her eyes go narrow and her brow furrows, the more she smacks and slaps you, the more her cheeks go red and her hands tremble, then the more you can destroy her with cock in a moment — just be patient, her tirade will eventually end. You should already feel excited knowing she will be balls deep on you soon. I mean, after an argument, what’s the best thing? Certainly the make-up sex. She will want t o make sure she hasn’t lost you after treating you like shit in public and she will feel like she deserves to be punished. All you now have to do is step up to the dish and do it.
I push my cock into her , skipping her slutty cunt, and going straight into her ass and pushing through her resistance. She screams out in pain — no lube, just saliva on cock. I get about half in standing behind her and whispering into her ear, “That’s enough, whore. Get back over here and taste your own ass.”
“No. What do I look like a porn star?” I eye her naked ass out in public.
“You’re right, I’m going back up to the street.”
“No. Stay,” she says as she goes down to her knees in front of me again. “I’m sorry,” she says then opens wide and swallows the taste of her own ass. I see something catch her eye. I turn and someone is watching her. After I turn he looks down and walks away.
You can get your girl to do this too. After a fight she will feel quite insecure and be up for just about everything. After the sex you are calm and reunited. It’s glue and you can use it to your advantage. It can repair bad relationships, solve disagreements, and put everyone back in their place. It’s make up sex and its most intense and there is no shame in being the sub nor the master. Push the envelop and have some fun!
- Strip in public
- Anal sex in public
- BJ in public
- Ass to Mouth
- Human Toilet
- Face in the Toilet
- Eat her best friend’s ass while you watch
- and anything else you can dream up
jenny the crazy bitch
jenny has that dirty nasty sex appeal
with the hairy bush and always licking ass
she’s the kind of slut you don’t want to kiss
cause you know where her mouth has been
she always wants to kiss you
the nympho slut
she always wants to gag on dick
the fucking bitch
she always wants you in her ass
the filthy whore
so you left her.
who is the crazy bitch?
The Chamber-Pot Prince
by Callie Press
A very naughty fairy tale for grown-ups
Callie made my acquaintance with something like this on twitter: I see you’re bogged down with the annoyance of bothering with plot in your writing. So naturally I was in love and had to read some of her work. Boy, am I glad, girl.
Callie has written a “dirty” story set in an ancient fairy tale land that is literally dirty thanks to some anachronistic burritos, an evil step mom, and a lewd chamber pot (click the link to learn about the wonderful world of arinolas, jordans, jerrys, or piss pots as they have been called).
Libby is the name of the princess with evil step mother. Callie says, “She’s basically me, but tall and blonde. I’m short and a redhead.” Yes, the author’s a redhead everywhere, perverts. I had to ask too. Everywhere. If you’re familiar with Walmart, you may have noticed Libby is named after some canned vegetables. I’ve miss out on Walmart, sadly, so I didn’t make that connection. No matter because Libby’s got big, beautiful tits, a perfect apple ass, and loves sucking dick. Yep, she’s the heroine of this erotic tale.
In the novelette, Libby’s been reprimanded by her step mom and has to clean the chamber pot which is overflowing with the nasties that a chamber pot gets filled with over the course of the days. When Libby starts to clean the pot, the story takes on its first of many twists. The chamber pot can talk and tells Libby that he’s really a rich, handsome man under an evil enchantment at the hands of an evil witch. A passionate kiss will release him, he says. Libby decides, disgusting or not, she should take the plunge and get the prince out of the chamber pot. What ensues is a lot of fun and more surprising than your average girl meets boy, girl fucks boy, girl is happy erotica.
I won’t provide any spoilers but I will tease you with this: the more she tries to suck the Prince out of the Chamber Pot the more she finds an ever-growing, meaty part of him. Libby also finds a way to unveil her firm yet huge maidenly tits.
If you like literary porn with a real dirty twist, this story by Callie Press should be on your kindle.
More about Callie:
Find her @calliepress on Twitter
Next on my list by Callie Press is Dominating Donna
Anal is the new black
It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think
“No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend
(even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend)
will want to please you to the very best of her abilities.
Use this against her and for your own benefit.”
Asian girls, like white and black women, can be picked up just about anywhere. One of the benefits of Asia is that you can go up to anybody and just start speaking, you can sit down at the table with a few Asian chicks and even if they don’t like you at first, they will be too polite and a little too cock-size curious to give you the boot. Your looks barely matter. A sixty-year-old man can put a twenty-year-old college student on his arm. So, soon, if you have any game at all, they will be eating out of your hand and you will be able to take one home. You may be able to stick it in her ass on the first night, especially if you’ve had any liquor, but patience will mean you will definitely be going in through the out door soon enough on this hot piece of Asian meat.
No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend (even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend) will want to please you to the very best of her abilities. Use this against her and for your own benefit.
Every Asian girl is obsessed with the mirror and the scale. She is constantly feeling like she has to do more to proof herself to men. Her whole self-image is seen through the prism of the way her man sees her. The key thing when convincing your Asian girl to take it up the ass is to remind her that white and black girls are doing it regularly and they are way more respected. So, if she takes cock up her ass, people (namely you) will respect her more. Ain’t that a good bit of fun logic?
Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don’t try to break it in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is and get her to feel amazed she took your big cock in there. After you’ve warmed her up to it, you can pound her asshole raw until she leaks night after night. The real beauty is that you can have a few hotties on the trot at once in this wonderful scheme.
You may also enjoy some anal poems by MJ. Choose from the many, great names:
- The Anal Queen
- The Anal Pig
- Ass Pig Face
- Anal Bent Over the Pool Table in the Bar
- There You Have Ass
- Anal Pig
- Fucked Her Ass
- Fucked Her Ass (Remix 1)
^.^ Happy Reading ^.^