You want to confront that Alpha Male? Are you crazy?

Sorry, nice try, but who are you kidding? You were way too much of a big wet pussy terrified of confrontation for this bold option, so you just went home and cried and then visited “cuckold smutpunk” on google to make yourself feel better and landed here for all of us to laugh at, jeer, heckle, and ultimately purge of your deep pussy-ness in a cathartic re-constitution like the Mexican Vulture rising from the Flames. Reborn, karma cleaned.

And this is why you read. To grow. To open your minds. To get better. To improve. This is why you let Moctezuma Johnson SMUTPUNK you in the private confines of your own plush bedrooms while wrapped in lightly perfumed designer sheets. This is why you stare mouth agape at your mobile phones while riding the train commuting between crappy apartments and dead-end jobs to let Moctezuma gunge dopamine into your synaptic canals.

Choose Your Own SEXcapade © 2016 by Moctezuma Johnson
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The Romance on Roller-Skates Series by Emme Hor @horbooks #MrBrtg #LPRTG

Love Office Chicks in Compromising Positions? Of course you do! Try more with Emme Hor’s Romance on Rollerskates Series

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ROMANCE with SKULL CANDY and BRAND NEW SKATES

ROMANCE on ROLLER-SKATES

SMUTPUNK on SKATES

THROWING ROLLER-SKATES IN THE TRASH CHUTE 

 

SMUTPUNK Kimchi Squat

Malaysian Big Tit Sexy Roller Skate Erotica by Emme Hor, the Asian SMUTPUNKist

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — 19 MAY 2016 — Insiders are calling this series the Butt Plug Blues (title totally leaked by Moctezuma Johnson, retired smutpunk author) and singing it’s silly, sexy, smutpunkie praises. In each episode an Alpha Male leads Heather to end up with a butt plug up her ass. Somehow she’s always in micro-mini skirts or tight yoga pants and roller-skates. Can this Asian chick be any sexier? Well, the Alpha Male known as ‘That Fucker’ seems to think she can because he’s got a bevy of other girls’ anus’ butt plugs on display in his office on THE BUTT PLUG MANTLE. This cruel alpha, Heather’s boyfriend when the story starts, is out of control. HE’s so bad that Heather’s MILF mother Lana has to step in and help.

It all leads to a massive CLIMAX featuring BUTT PLUGS, ROLLER-SKATES, SKULL CANDY and much much much much smutpunkedly much MORE.