Some Stats about Reading Erotica | Erotic SMUTPUNK makes you more desirable

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Some Stats about Reading Erotica

Erotic Smutpunk Will Make you MORE DESIRABLE

This is very interesting information that I got from reading some forums today. 

Did you know men are most attracted to women who read erotica?

Get this! Sixty Percent of singles would rather date a book lover. That absolutely cracks me up. That’s our nature, isn’t it? We always want the impossible. So all those women out there reading suit smut on the subway would rather date a figment of their imagination than an actual flesh and blood man. However, don’t worry, dudes, forty percent would prefer a real dick to a wand and the mental image of a man from a book.

According to polls, men preferred women who read hardcore erotica. It seems men want their women to be well versed it what to do in the bedroom. So, ladies, get reading your smutpunk.

The other things to keep in mind, women, is that one in five men find the woman erotica reader to be the perfect type. I guess they think that women who read erotica will be open-minded sexually. That’s a big plus. The fact that men think about sex every three seconds coincides nicely with women projecting sexy. So get reading! And, men, be like the man in women’s minds.

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*leave a comment if some stats about reading erotica surprised you. Thanks^^

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National Pancake Day – Pancake Tits

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National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits

poem by Moctezuma Johnson

I pick her up from the barpuffy_nipples-2146

the bra comes off

she has empty

saggy pancake tits

 

i fry an egg the stovenyla-thai-pornstar

dump it onto her

saggy little tits

let the yoke run

 

down her cleavagetumblr_modzxsEG0K1som2kro1_1280

to her belly button

then i straddle her

dip my balls in her mouth

 

i turn 180 degreesnational-pancake-day-tits3

so my cock is between her saggy tits

she licks my asshole

i pick up the pancake mix titties

 

and rub them around my cocktumblr_nd9osok45l1s0c71jo1_1280

getting messy with egg yoke

and jizz into the concoction

and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”

 

Wedgie Wednesday | #WedgieWednesday #LPRTG

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I like digging up hot photos of funny porn. Sex and humor are a match made in heaven for me. I know a lot of you witty degenerates agree with me. Alas, we have…

Wedgie Wednesday

(applause applause!)

Kick back and enjoy a few of these photos with me.

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