So…you have the chops for some Erotic Spunklit, huh?
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Some Stats about Reading Erotica
Erotic Smutpunk Will Make you MORE DESIRABLE
This is very interesting information that I got from reading some forums today.
Did you know men are most attracted to women who read erotica?
Get this! Sixty Percent of singles would rather date a book lover. That absolutely cracks me up. That’s our nature, isn’t it? We always want the impossible. So all those women out there reading suit smut on the subway would rather date a figment of their imagination than an actual flesh and blood man. However, don’t worry, dudes, forty percent would prefer a real dick to a wand and the mental image of a man from a book.
According to polls, men preferred women who read hardcore erotica. It seems men want their women to be well versed it what to do in the bedroom. So, ladies, get reading your smutpunk.
The other things to keep in mind, women, is that one in five men find the woman erotica reader to be the perfect type. I guess they think that women who read erotica will be open-minded sexually. That’s a big plus. The fact that men think about sex every three seconds coincides nicely with women projecting sexy. So get reading! And, men, be like the man in women’s minds.
*leave a comment if some stats about reading erotica surprised you. Thanks^^
National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits
poem by Moctezuma Johnson
I pick her up from the bar
the bra comes off
she has empty
saggy pancake tits
i fry an egg the stove
dump it onto her
saggy little tits
let the yoke run
down her cleavage
to her belly button
then i straddle her
dip my balls in her mouth
i turn 180 degrees
so my cock is between her saggy tits
she licks my asshole
i pick up the pancake mix titties
and rub them around my cock
getting messy with egg yoke
and jizz into the concoction
and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”
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