The Angry Sex Tip | Sex Tip #4


Weekly Sex Tip #4

Each person is different, this is rule number one. So you have to get to know each partner. Some partners need gentle touches, others want rough angry sex. Here’s the key to my angry sex tip. What makes angry sex so hot? Passion.

angry-sex-tipIf you’re having angry sex with someone you’re with somebody who knows how to push your buttons. That person is probably somebody who you’ve known for a while. Perhaps a spouse or a long term partner. Once in a while it’s a loathsome freak you’ve picked up and plan to hate fuck right from the beginning (no judgments, I’ve been there!). Now the disgust, anger, and hate have the adrenaline pumping and have you feeling alive! This is passion. Passion is the main ingredient in angry sex. It’s what takes the boring out of this rough romp in the hay. Funnel all the nasty feelings you have into your sex drive and voila! Men will have raging hard-ons and women will be as sensitive as a hairless kitty.

Now go for it. This is the time for rough facefucking, for thrusting dick into cunt like he’s a jackhammer trying to rip up the tarmac. Fuck one orgasm, let’s build a goddamn Egyptian pyramid. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. This is no time to be civil, get that nose in her cunt, dudes. Floss with her bush. Lick that asshole, ladies. Gag on his dick! This is Angry Sex, Hate Fucking for Lovers, Make-Up Sex, Break Up Sex, I Hate Your Guts Sex. Whatever you want, take it. You’re a beast! You’re an animal. You’re nothing but cock. You’re whole body is cunt.

Tired of him running his mouth? Grab him by the hair and sit on his face. Rub your cunt lips over him until he shuts the fuck up and pleasures you. Guys, bored of her whining? Fuck her so hard and deep that those whines turn to screams and her nails draw blood as she cums repeatedly.

angry-sex-tipOh your partner is a darling, you say? No way to rile him or her up? Well, here’s an angry sex tip newsflash.

Well, fuck that. Pick a fight. Steal his dinner. Lock her out. Forget to pick her up. Bring the neighbor’s panties into the apartment by accident from the laundry room. Yell at your partner in public (that might lead not only to hate sex, but to public sex, throw in a voyeur or two and you have the trifecta).




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Instructions: Just go ahead and read G-strung’s Custard Parade as you would any other book but when the main character “you” is left with some choices click the link to the choice you would most likely choose and then follow to the next part. If a choice you would love to make is missing, let me know in the comments below and I’ll scribble it down. This is an extensive, labyrinthine preview. Click here to Pre-Order the Complete Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade by Moctezuma Johnson completely FREE. Let’s begin, huh? 

G-strung’s Custard Parade

Your dick is out in your hand. It’s big but not fully hard. You know you have a big dick because when you’re not hard all the excess skin that will stretch out when the hormones fire and the blood flows is bunched up from under the mushroom head all the way back to the root, where the balls hang out like steroid-laced raisins. You pull the mushroom head and all that bunched up skin stretches. The blood is starting to flow. That’s because of who lies in front of you.

G-strung, as you all called her, was paid beforehand (they said) and lying face down on the white tile floor with her brown skin tight, taut, and hella fine. She was lying face down with her head in her hands. She was kicking her toes into the floor and laughing into her hands. She was cute a pink glittery button. No joke. She was. Her smile was the shit poets write about when sober. Her ass cheeks were two scoops of chocolate ice cream. If god gave out sample of her ass in little pink plastic spoons, damn, god would be popular. I don’t mean this American right wing popular I mean there would be lines trying to get in like heaven was a Haagen Dazs on a humid August day in Brooklyn. G-string was making a giggling and whining sound at the same time. The walls were white. She was feeling like she was in an insane asylum. She was kicking her toes into the ground like she couldn’t take it anymore. You thought she may have been cold, or too stoned. You looked down on her, not because she was brown and you were white. You were no racist and had dated Asians, Latinas, and other races, religions, and groupies for rival bands and sports teams before. You were open minded. They said you’d fuck anything with a pulse. You were that type, they said. They called you Sticky Rice, cause you liked Asian Chicks and admittedly jerked off rampantly. You were proud of it. Porn wasn’t something you hid. Anyway, although it wasn’t pejorative you did look down on G-strung. You looked down on her because she was lying on the floor with her beautiful ass smiling at you and you were standing over her. You had to look down at her. Now, you had to decide what to do next. You had choices. She was already paid, they assured you, and all yours. You had to take her. You could take her any which way you wanted. They say the world is your oyster, right? She was your clam. Here were your choices:


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One Poem for Wes & Alanna | by MoJo || #PoetForHire #LPRTG #AnalPoem


Her name is Alanna


Alanna wants Wes to attack

smack ass, cup the hand so

it’s more thwack than smack

but smack it firm

thwack her red

reach back and glob

S. Punk Butter on


glob it on her crack real good

glob it on her anus, you should


rub your dick the jar, Wes

let the S.Punk Butter grow ’round your pole

like a strange fluorescent moss

around your abandoned flag pole



Now, you strike your cock up her darkest wormhole, right?

Now, your dick will move to another multiverse, right

Now, you and Alanna switch, her asshole is your dick and vice versa devoid of device

you’re the one getting torn now by Alanna’s massive mongoloid pink pole

half unicorn horn half vibrating device of vice


half myth jelly dong half magic wand

tamed here bent over couch

babbling Japanese you never knew she/you spoke

you pummel you loose

until your balls smash your own cunt lips

you’re everywhere now

turning rainbow colored where anus flesh melds with cock meat

a kinetic karma kool-aid kitsch


your out of body and in body

retreating back to you

you reach down and finger

her lonely wide open cunt hole

her lips are peeled to either side flapping like a flag in the wind, that needy bitch

her asshole is sealed with your big dick

she grunts like an early morning howler monkey

that moo-growl of the hairy rooster

that moo-growl of girl sodomized for the very first time

half shriek and half purr

she’s that side of anal bliss

she’s this side of orgasm

squirting mucous and piss from her cunt

squirting like a porn star as you shoot your jizz up her asshole

crossing this universe to that

in one smutpunk’d cosmic voyage

she’s your anal washing machine and you’re her lint catcher

or is that vice versa? and who’s going to fuck Alanna’s empty cunt and nut in her?


 the dryer sets fire

alarm bells ring

How To Give Head | Sex Tips | Wipe Your Ass With That Cosmo


When drunk at the bar, when chatting with a fan, when lying in bed with the wife the question seems to always come up: How to Give Good Head

Many women have professed to me their amazing skills at sucking dick. When I ask why they think they are sucking superstars, I hear answers like “I’ve never heard any complaints” or something to that effect. That is hardly roaring support from a man who has put his most sensitive appendage into your toothy mouth, ladies. Kid yourself no more!

Men know the truth: less than 2% of women can really suck a dick like a pro. Chances are the girl with whom you’re speaking is a shit cocksucker. And the scary part is she doesn’t even know it. Wipe your ass with what Cosmo has been telling you!

Here are some tips for women to learn to suck dick well, from a guys perspective. Women, print them out and post them on the refrigerator. Men, print them out and post them to your belly so she can get a good look at the right time.

How to Give Good Head Sex Tips:

  1. Kneel – position is key, for role understanding, for ease and depth of cock-taking, and for the visual pleasure of the dude. It’s not the only great position, but it’s the starting point. Kneel down, it tells him your willing to put in the effort needed to suck a dick right.
  2. Make eye contact – make him feel like you’re there to pleasure him, like you aim to please and serve. Smiling is not necessary but it won’t hurt.
  3. Lick the balls and the shaft – this will make him feel like you want to do a good job, like you desire all of him.
  4. Take it into your mouth and swirl the tongue around it – have a little fun with his cock. Imagine you are French kissing him, but not on his mouth, on his beautiful dick.
  5. Make sure you go until his balls are against your lips – you have to go all the way down if you want to really do a great job (you can learn more on how to do this below but in more depth–lol–on many other great sites. I’m just telling that this is where the money’s at, in deepthroat.
  6. Relax your throat – Let his cock into your mouth. Breath around it and through your nose. When you feel like your choking let it out and take a deep breath in. When the tip reaches the back of your throat, swallow.
  7. Lay on the bed (or couch) and let your head hang off – this position allows him to really get deep down your throat! Let him fuck your throat! Let him take control! This is the hottest part and probably when he’ll cum
  8. Depth is everything – If you swallow his whole cock, he will be obsessed with your mouth and even the rest of you.

Those are the basics, and basically women don’t possess this list. There is a lot of messing around with the head, scratching it with your teeth, sucking it like you’re vacuuming, peehole licking, and other nonsense that really doesn’t feel very good.


Feel free to post comments and ideas below. Thanks.

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Anal (How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass) – Part of the How to Series

Part of the How-to Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson

How can you not want to give this juicy ass anal?

First, if you’re easily offended, I don’t suggest that you read this (unless you’re a masochist and want to feel offended). Now, for those of you still with me, this is the most useful article you may ever read.

Every time I approach my girlfriend with my desire to defile her asshole, to rip her sphincter up, to make the slut into an anal whore, to sodomize her until her Montgomery bumps bloom, I get the same answer: “tomorrow.” Then tomorrow I get a reprise of the “no” refrain and wonder if I’m in some kind of endless no-anal loop. It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. It’s like a bad link that redirects and redirects.

I know that in many ways she means well: she wants to please me, doesn’t want to disappoint me, yet isn’t sure she can tolerate taking my big cock up her ass. How can I change her mind? How can I make her want it?

I am no fool. I understand that it hurts her to take cock up in through the out door, but I also know that sometimes she’ll do it for me. Thus, I must figure out what’s the difference between getting her ass and having it denied me.


“It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. Stuck in a no-anal loop.”

There is a lot of skill involved in getting her to let your big cock up her tight ass. It’s no small matter. It hurts, it can leave her constipated, sore, and walking a bit strange. It scares her, and it’s one session without the sure pleasure of clitoral stimulation. So you need to do a few things, most of them unrelated with sex. First, you need to addict her to all that princess stuff you are capable of. Get her dependent on your compliments, little baby words, and whatnot. Then pull it away. Subconsciously, make her aware that you could start up a relationship with someone else, and make her realize that she needs all that sugar that drips effortlessly out of your mouth. Subtly, make the connection that if she gives up her ass, she’ll get more sugar than she’s ever seen. Note, this must be done subtly, subconsciously, or she’ll feel cheap and feel like you’re trying to use or disrespect her. If she catches on to what you’re up to, you’re in a shitpile of trouble. So do it right.

Example (a very simplistic example):

“You’re my little princess, baby,” you say and stroke her hair romantically.

She says, “I love it when you talk to me like that.”

You, imagining your cock up her ass, blurt, “Why don’t you spread that asshole open so I can fuck it?”

She pulls away and looks at you like you’re a dirty pervert. Which, of course, you are.

as opposed to

“You want to be my little princess, baby?’ You stroke her hair romantically.

“Of course.”

“I want to be as close to you as possible.” Massage her. I mean all of her, don’t just go sticking your fingers in her asshole. Massage her elbows, her knees, the balls of her feet, her temples, her neck, her lower back, and then her ass-cheeks. Kiss her neck and ears gently. This is the best part for her. Don’t think the best part for her is when her tight sphincter has to open up to allow something in where it’s more accustomed to going out. Show her she can trust you to be soft and gentle. Show her that anal is more intimate and deeper than other kinds of sex. Yes she may want you to fuck her ass like a beast later, but now is all about trust. Show her you can be entrusted with her delicate ass. Her trust in you will overcome the fear that’s holding her back. Now you are ready to see if this is your chance. As you massage her asscheeks spread them open and let your fingers graze against her pussy lips and her anus. If she doesn’t wiggle away, you can stick one finger in gently and say: “You can be my little princess.” This makes the connection between princess and ass-stimulation (often the essential link). Simply say: “I’ll be gentle, don’t worry.”

(see the difference from the first example?)

This is the key: set up a relationship where she feels like she may lose you and/or your sugary love if she doesn’t keep you happy. Then make her feel safe and not scared by her decision to trust you. Once she’s going to give it to you don’t get all out of control. Be slow, rub her asshole, lick it, lube it up. Take your time with everything and when you start, don’t force it in. Let her come back into it. Getting the head in is the hardest part for her. At this point, follow all conventional anal sex wisdom. This you can look up. My service to you is the mental part: the persuasion/coercion of your girlfriend/wife. This is where I excel. I want to share my successes with you.

Now, once you’re all the way up her ass, she is all yours. There’s no turning back for her, so fuck her ass as hard as you like and tell her that she’s your anal pig.

Good luck!

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because she yelled at me in public
i mean screamed at me
on the sidewalk of a busy street
i walked away but she kept screaming
i ran across the street
down a flight of outdoor stairs
leading into an underground shopping arcade

there was a pool hall
and a golf practice center
where you hit the ball
into a net two feet away

i stood outside and smoked
my heartrate calmed
she obediently kneeled
this was her apology

with my cock dangling in her face
people all around

i said, suck it, you stupid fucking pigAsianSlut-SoiCowboy
oh yeah, that’s how a bitch says sorry
get it down your throat, stop gagging

while balls deep people walked by
one guy stepped outside to chat
with his wife, he saw her bobbing
on my big fat cock, eyes tearing

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the more her compatriots look down on her



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just suck it, whores

just suck it, whores

sometimes with jynx
you just have to grab
her by the hair
and shove her
down on your cock

she will give in
and suck
in fact, most girls
will just suck a cock
dangled in their faces


Ending #2 to I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE THE OTHER SLUTS, BABY! || Choose your own sexcapade porn poem

(cont’d from I Don’t Wanna Be Those Other Sluts, Baby!)


She looked me in the eye hard, a scowl.
“The others don’t go ass to mouth, do they?”

I laughed, cock head bulging in my slut’s throat
her nipples were hard
little bumps were all over her areola
I held her head in my hands
and pushed every last inch of my big cock
until she was stuffed with dick.

“Whenever I cheat on you, I make the bitch go A2M, pig!”
I pulled my cock out of her to hear her reaction.
“What’s A2M?”
“Ass to mouth,” I said
I pounded my dick back into her throat.
She convulsed. She slapped at my leg.
She wanted my dick out of her.
I held her there, choking.
“Each and every one of them, from the prettiest supermodel
to the most bucktoothed slut took my cock from her ass
and then blew me,
just like you, you cunt.”

I could see she was broken, tears dripping from her eyes
and she was wet.
I slid my finger to her clit, it sloshed
as I pleasured her
I could hear it squishing
then I heard her moaning
on my dick in her throat
and she squirted pussy juice on the couch
while I pumped my load straight into her throat.

“I can’t believe they would do that, those sluts!”
“I know! What kind of slut would do that?”

She slapped at my leg as my cum dripped out her mouth and up her nose.