Some Stats about Reading Erotica | Erotic SMUTPUNK makes you more desirable

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Some Stats about Reading Erotica

Erotic Smutpunk Will Make you MORE DESIRABLE

This is very interesting information that I got from reading some forums today. 

Did you know men are most attracted to women who read erotica?

Get this! Sixty Percent of singles would rather date a book lover. That absolutely cracks me up. That’s our nature, isn’t it? We always want the impossible. So all those women out there reading suit smut on the subway would rather date a figment of their imagination than an actual flesh and blood man. However, don’t worry, dudes, forty percent would prefer a real dick to a wand and the mental image of a man from a book.

According to polls, men preferred women who read hardcore erotica. It seems men want their women to be well versed it what to do in the bedroom. So, ladies, get reading your smutpunk.

The other things to keep in mind, women, is that one in five men find the woman erotica reader to be the perfect type. I guess they think that women who read erotica will be open-minded sexually. That’s a big plus. The fact that men think about sex every three seconds coincides nicely with women projecting sexy. So get reading! And, men, be like the man in women’s minds.

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*leave a comment if some stats about reading erotica surprised you. Thanks^^

Cum Fetish Break-up to Make-up to Sex | How to Humiliate Your Girlfriend

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 Cum Fetish Break-up to Make-up to Sex | How to Humiliate Your Girlfriend

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“blowjob?” i motion up to the nearby stairwell.
“no.” jynx looks down.
i touch her neck tenderly: “can’t i convince you?”
“i can’t convince you to come back to me.
she swings her big sodomite ass
side to side like a sinewy pendulum
that keeps time of sex and orgasm
says, “time’s up for you and the other slut
come to me now.”

Notes: Part One

I was busy fucking Jenny and then Cassia and Jynx had given up on me. She finally, after years, decided to protect herself emotionally. Well, at least she tried to protect herself emotionally. Read Chronicles to decide if you think it was successful. 

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hours later, i get a message:

i shouldn’t have left your cock

lonely
like that.

I’m sorry.

You know
I wanted
to eat
your jizz

my nipples
are hard
just thinking
about the taste

Note Part Two:

Her cum fetish was legendary so I knew that she would always come back to me in hopes of getting to taste some of my creamy jizz. This let me push the envelope with her to get her coming over before work for booty calls, having her give up her ass, let me facefuck her, and even dip her head in the toilet while ass-fucking her before work. 

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minutes after the message,
i shove her head down
step forward over her
and breach her throat

defiling her spirit
is more fun than
defiling her throat
although her warm esophagus
closes around my cock
better than any pussy

i give her my cream
and she moans in glory!

she slurps up every last drop and swallows

Note Part Three:

Jynx was such a cumslut with me that she’d kneel down even after I was with another chick and let me facefuck her. She loved the taste of cum enough to supersede her jealousy, tiredness, and aching jaw. 

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hours later, i get a message:
my jaw hurts, Master.

Note Part Four:

Here I had the option of either ignoring her, telling her to say thank you, or showing her a live photo of me in the ass of another Jenny. One click of my smartphone and she could see live video of Jenny’s whore asshole swallowing the massive cock that had Jynx’s jaw sore.

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minutes after that i say:
my thumb hurts
from responding
to your bullshit messages

i’m sorry, Master, she writes
i’ll come over and suck it for you

my thumb or my cock?

both, of course

you can come over and suck my thumb
from out of Jenny’s ass

 Note Part Five:

I showed her a photo of my thumb buried in Jenny’s asshole

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minutes later, i pulled my thumb

from jenny’s asshole
stuffed it into jynx’s mouth
and let Jenny’s throat muscles get me off

Note Part Six

I jizzed in Jenny’s mouth just to sting Jynx with jealousy. The more she was denied cum, the more I wrapped her around my finger. Or did I?

Ava from the Five Hive – one of the latex-clad WiB!

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Ava From the Five Hive

The Five Hive is made up of Five Specially Trained Women in Black (WiB) agents meant to protect Earth by any means necessary—no matter how dirty, nasty, or naughty—from extraterrestrial threats. 

Ava is the BBW. Her specialty is straddling. She wears latex chaps and latex panties that come up almost to her breasts, which are naked at all times. She has no nipples. She has a tattoo of the number 3 on her right breast. Her black hair is a thick mane. Her perfect skin is as smooth as milk.

Ava has been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish). She was part of the infamous orgy that restored the funk to the universe. Learn more about her by learning about Dean Diddlewitz or any of the other members of the super secret WiB task force. Shhhhhh. This is classified. Top Secret. Need to Know Only.

Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…

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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:

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Meet the all the Women In Black agents of FFF

Erotic Science Fiction Smutpunk – Triagulum Stain Sci-Fi Series

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Erotic Science Fiction Smutpunk – Triagulum Stain Sci-Fi Series

Video Trailer: SMUTPUNK on SKATES by Emme Hor

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Video Trailer: SMUTPUNK on SKATES

Smutpunk Video – Clean and Short featuring MJ and Emme Hor

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Smutpunk Video – This is the Clean(ish) Version. There’s still some tits and ass.

If you’d like a longer and dirtier version you’re going to have to go to xvideos or scroll down. Do so at your own risk, lovelies. I can get nasty!

Uncut SMUTpunk Version (XXX / NSFW proceed with caution and lube):

Thanks for watching!

Of course any likes, shares, subscriptions are appreciated. Now, check out the books that put the crappy little movies to shame:

Pulp Covers: SMUTPUNK on Skates (aka The Butt Plug Blues)

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Pulp Covers: SMUTPUNK on Skates (aka The Butt Plug Blues, Romance on Roller-Skates) by Emme Hor

skull-candy-roller-skates-smutpunk1. Asian SMUTPUNK Book One: Romance with Skull Candy & Roller-Skates

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3. Smutpunk On Skates Romance

 

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4. Throwing Roller-Skates in the Trash Chute

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5. The Bundle of Books 1-4

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These four books take readers to Malaysia and give you an exotic, sexy taste of Asian Smutpunk. Click to get all four of these books or one inexpensive bundle. Emme is known as the First Lady of Smutpunk, the Asian Smutpunk, and wife of Moctezuma Johnson. She spends her time mixing perfumes for a well-known designer and enjoys writing as her downtime. Whether or not she took a bukkake when younger can be neither confirmed nor denied.