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All the madcap cyberpunk, splatterpunk, genre-blending, gender-bending S. Punk you’ve come to expect from MJ, aka King SMUTPUNK

Click the tabs to see what books lie in that category. Start with Futanari and work your way all the way to Sci-Fi. 

Futadelic (see review

Romancing the Hot Stone (see review

Futa Dicksickle Stand (Cumming May 29th) — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season One)

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season Two) — Cumming Soon — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Messy Blowjob Gunge Pie Steak Pi Day

Promotional Poster for the Steak and BJ Bundle

Jane’s Steak and BJ Night Surprise (see review

The Nose (see review

The Steak and BJ Bundle (see review

Real and Imaginary

Poisonous Apples

Smutpunk Poetry (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

The Black Book (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Click the Tongue for Fun

Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade

A story all about YOU in which YOU make all the decisions!

Pop-n-Lollie--Pulp

Triangulum Stain – Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Triangulum Stain 2 – Battle for Alien Relish

The TriStain Universe Episodes:

Pop & Lollie (Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop aka the Candy Cunt Saga)

 

 

 

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The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends -- Erotic Poems from the King of Erotica

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National Pancake Day – Pancake Tits

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National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits

poem by Moctezuma Johnson

I pick her up from the barpuffy_nipples-2146

the bra comes off

she has empty

saggy pancake tits

 

i fry an egg the stovenyla-thai-pornstar

dump it onto her

saggy little tits

let the yoke run

 

down her cleavagetumblr_modzxsEG0K1som2kro1_1280

to her belly button

then i straddle her

dip my balls in her mouth

 

i turn 180 degreesnational-pancake-day-tits3

so my cock is between her saggy tits

she licks my asshole

i pick up the pancake mix titties

 

and rub them around my cocktumblr_nd9osok45l1s0c71jo1_1280

getting messy with egg yoke

and jizz into the concoction

and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”

 

POEM: If you do it in front of me it’s not cheating

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POEM: If you do it in front of me it’s not cheating

she squeezes
her massive juggs
together

i lick her pussy

“will facefucking that
skinny girl in the white dress
break your heart?”

she cums, moaning like a hurt cat

“don’t break my heart,” she says
her pussy quivering around my cock

i pinch one nipple
of her melons,
“it won’t break
if i do it
in front of you.”

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Pussy Payments | Poem plus Limerick

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PUSSY PAYMENTS poem plus limerick by Moctezuma Johnson

She was there

in the hotel

legs spread

tits out

her shaved pussy

filling the roompussy-payment

stockings on

cunt out.

 

the delivery guy came

get the food for free, whore, i said

she fingered her pussy

while saying, do I have to pay

 

he pumped inside her and said

not with cash

 

2.

Wet and gushy her pussy held his cock greedily

Deep and plushy he slammed in the bitch needily

well, her tits bounced up and down

’til one popped right out’ her gown

she stuck out her tongue and breathlessly hissed, “Cum, feed to me!”

 

Poem: Rip Her Uterus Out

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Poem: Rip Her Uterus Out by Moctezuma Johnson

for Renata

my wife is being a real cunt
yelling every day
“it’s called periods,” Renata says
so when i fucked her this morning
i grabbed hold of her uterus
to rip the fucker out
but it was a slippery fuck
and my wife said, “get the fuck off me
what’s wrong with you?”
and kicked me off the bed.

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Spreading the word: M-o-a-n-!

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Spreading the word: M-o-a-n-!

spelling it out has never been more fun

smutpunk-freedom-flagi had her there, looking as sad as an upside down w
each of her legs sprawled out over the arms of the chair
i had her there, spread out with her mouth in an o
like she was pouting or about to let out an orgasm:
ahh ahh ahhhhh she was breathing heavy
her breasts heaving
her clit filling up with passion
she leaned forward like an n as the final wave of pleasure
smacked her like knifing an ! into her ass

Futanari Harley Quinn | a poem | #FB #erotica

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Futanari Harley Quinn Poem

 

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for all the futa fans of batman 

she has a two-toned gun
the slick-skinned slut criminal
she’ll use the fucking thing
she’s got the jester’s PVC cap
on
the bells ring
red and black
as her clit
swells
her nipples bulge
on her big
slippery tits
her dick rings
as her bell
guns
mushroom-like and juicy
it busts
its veins
its cum tube
all over
the cat woman’s mask
and matching black lipstick
as her red hair billows in Gotham’s wind

 

 

 

 

 

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Balance | A Poem by Moctezuma Johnson

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Balance

for Nia Farrell and Mystk Knight

Oh how I wanted to humiliate Mystk

she’s just so nice and sweet

Oh how I wanted to bend her over

paddle her ass as my treat

 

but Nia won the humiliation

and Mystk won the contemplation

so I have to—Ugh!—be nice 

 

 

1.

One is there, down on her knees

looking up with a ball gag in her mouth

 

Two is here, up on the swing

looking down toothy smile on her face

 

yes, both are in the same position

but one is in a poem and the other a humiliation

no, both aren’t in the same position

one will get her ass paddled and the other will soar

 

wait, i hope you shook your head like you should

at that lame image

one will soar and the other get sore

oh no, puns too!

 

perhaps there aren’t two ladies

on knees and swings

perhaps both are writers

committed to their crafts

they soar

into lush white clouds

like whipped cream

into deep blue sky

like swelling ocean

 

into deep synaptic canals

like rising hormones

like sweet serotonin

like love of love itself

struck hard with

the deep malaise of hypoglycemia

the pallor of Mediterranean anemia

 

2.

Rejoice! The Eagle is up

You Aztec! You Mayab! You Lenape!

You Bohemian! You Chameleon! You!

 

Rejoice! The Jaguar is up

You Olmec! You  Tzeltal! You Zapotec!

You Deviant! You Comedian! You!

 

3.

The Eagle is the Warrior of the Sun

The Jaguar is the Warrior of the Night

Both equally powerful, like eum and yang

the contrary forces held in a cosmic dance

wielded daftly by the attuned magician,

the wordsmith, the universal stream manifestor,

the beacon harnessing a band of energy.

 

 

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I guess I’ll just have to wait to humiliate someone with a poem. This one was written as a prize to Nia and Mystk who came in fourth and fifth in the MJ69 Raffle. It was meant to be first about humiliation, then something uplifting, but I failed miserably and writing what I intended and ended up scribbling this thing about balance, I think. I’m not really sure. You decide. 

Note: Eum and Yang are the Korean words for yinyang.

 

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the curves of her ass

were smooth and bulbous

like looking at a peach

in basket

all the way on the East End

 

the peach was removed

wrapped in bed-sheets

pale and supple

my tongue traced her curves

from the nape of her neck

down the scalloped canals of her spine

down to the wet slit

 

she turned over, half-asleep

she presented the pussy to me

I teased it with my nose

placed my tongue on her clit

she used her hips to push

her clit over my tongue

I held her gorgeous ass cheeks

and she grinded into the bed

I licked, sucked,

and brushed her swollen clit with my big bottom lip

she held me head

and, even though she was trying to be quiet, moaned