Futanari Harley Quinn | a poem | #FB #erotica

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Futanari Harley Quinn Poem

 

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LiteraryPornRTG sponsors Futanari Harley Quinn Romance (see original)

for all the futa fans of batman 

she has a two-toned gun
the slick-skinned slut criminal
she’ll use the fucking thing
she’s got the jester’s PVC cap
on
the bells ring
red and black
as her clit
swells
her nipples bulge
on her big
slippery tits
her dick rings
as her bell
guns
mushroom-like and juicy
it busts
its veins
its cum tube
all over
the cat woman’s mask
and matching black lipstick
as her red hair billows in Gotham’s wind

 

 

 

 

 

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Balance | A Poem by Moctezuma Johnson

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Balance

for Nia Farrell and Mystk Knight

Oh how I wanted to humiliate Mystk

she’s just so nice and sweet

Oh how I wanted to bend her over

paddle her ass as my treat

 

but Nia won the humiliation

and Mystk won the contemplation

so I have to—Ugh!—be nice 

 

 

1.

One is there, down on her knees

looking up with a ball gag in her mouth

 

Two is here, up on the swing

looking down toothy smile on her face

 

yes, both are in the same position

but one is in a poem and the other a humiliation

no, both aren’t in the same position

one will get her ass paddled and the other will soar

 

wait, i hope you shook your head like you should

at that lame image

one will soar and the other get sore

oh no, puns too!

 

perhaps there aren’t two ladies

on knees and swings

perhaps both are writers

committed to their crafts

they soar

into lush white clouds

like whipped cream

into deep blue sky

like swelling ocean

 

into deep synaptic canals

like rising hormones

like sweet serotonin

like love of love itself

struck hard with

the deep malaise of hypoglycemia

the pallor of Mediterranean anemia

 

2.

Rejoice! The Eagle is up

You Aztec! You Mayab! You Lenape!

You Bohemian! You Chameleon! You!

 

Rejoice! The Jaguar is up

You Olmec! You  Tzeltal! You Zapotec!

You Deviant! You Comedian! You!

 

3.

The Eagle is the Warrior of the Sun

The Jaguar is the Warrior of the Night

Both equally powerful, like eum and yang

the contrary forces held in a cosmic dance

wielded daftly by the attuned magician,

the wordsmith, the universal stream manifestor,

the beacon harnessing a band of energy.

 

 

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I guess I’ll just have to wait to humiliate someone with a poem. This one was written as a prize to Nia and Mystk who came in fourth and fifth in the MJ69 Raffle. It was meant to be first about humiliation, then something uplifting, but I failed miserably and writing what I intended and ended up scribbling this thing about balance, I think. I’m not really sure. You decide. 

Note: Eum and Yang are the Korean words for yinyang.

 

Panties Pulled Down Equals Moctezuma Johnson

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Thanks to Naya Free, I have given a lot of thought to brand imaging and I know what I would like my brand to look like: panties pulled down.

Below I will give you a couple of examples of what I mean. When you see such images, please think Moctezuma Johnson.

There is just something so sexy when a woman I am about to have sex with pulls her panties down and reveals her honey pot. I just love pulling them down, love watching her pull them down, love seeing someone else pull them off. It’s always a thrill every single time.

 

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Asian Model – Gorgeous SMUTPUNK Erotica

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Well now, here’s your choice. Asian SMUTPUNK by MJ or Asian SMUTPUNK by Emme Hor. All of these women contain a secret, like a doorway to another place. Click on each Asian Model wisely to find delights.

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See what I see

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Boy, Girl, I’ve got a tip for you

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Sexy Asian Supermodel Goes on the Ride of her Life

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Bullshit Bulletin #7 @MJKingOfErotica #LPRTG #EARTG @horbooks

There has been a significant rise in the number of LPRTG Newsletter followers. Thank you to all the new recruits.

For those of you considering joining, consider this:

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The other awesome success has been the rise in people buying directly from this site via paypal. It’s a great way for the reader to pay less for our books while the author gets the entire profit. It’s win win for both author and reader. Do take advantage. Visit the Book Shop and find titles that interest you.

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Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade

What's with the feet?

What’s with the feet? Click the heels to buy the book!

Of course, the nude new news for MJ fans is that he’s crawled out from under a rock to pen the Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade and is about to drop a How To book that will blow your fucking minds. It’s kind of my version of Callie Press’s How To Give Good Head. As you know, women kind of suck at giving head except for a few blesséd souls.

This one is about you. And, hot damn, are you sexy and up to your ears in pussy and problems. There’s chocolate sauce, there’s custard, there are bicycles handles in assholes, there are synapses soaked with dopamine, there is romance, a virgin touched by Allah, a hooker (well, they say she’s a hooker), and a cameraman in a Darth Vader mask telling you the intricacies of Gorilla Glue. What? Yep, there’s a hell of a lot of stuff, but YOU pick which option you want because this is a CHOOSE YOUR OWN KINK. That’s right! See the hot girls in pink over there? Click them to buy this amazing new pulpy erotic smutpunk.

Also, please leave a review. Even if you just write a word or “it was good!” I will be eternally grateful. Reviews rock! Reviewers rock! Rimmies rimmies!

Do you hear that? Right in the peripheral of your brain. Yes that. Like audio ghosts. What the…? What is that? Is that what I think it is, baby? Callie? Emme? Genevieve? Mama? Is that the funk? The Flashlight? the Mothership? How’s your Funk? la da da di da da da da da da da. Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam! 

How’s your Funk-Entelechy? Me? Well, I’m known as lollipop man, aka the long-haired sucker, so not to0 funkin’ bad. Why are there stars in your eyes? All the better to funk you with.

Bernie Worrell, Dr. Woo, RIP, my funk brotha!

I was lucky enough to see Dr. Woo play over thirty times at various locations from small supper clubs to big concert halls. I was also given the amazing moment of meeting the band and chatting with them for hours, which I’ll obviously never forget. This man truly changed my life. Y’all may not know, some of you do, that I moonlight as a funk brother playing drums, keyboard, guitar, and bass depending on the funk. In fact, I didn’t have eyes on writing at all when I was younger. I was music all the way. If you’d like to know the truth, ask away. Until then, i’ll leave it shrouded in mystery. Listen to one of the greatest keyboard players to ever touch the planet Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tL8shj6yx0 – Very cool jam with even the audience involved

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Anything else to report these days? If so, let me know.

Ooh Ooh, nerdy girl editing by Jenn, the ex-Disney star. Try her out. She did the Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapades. She’s a genius. Any mistakes are mine, not hers. I’m the one who can’t edit worth shit. Click the link and see what she offers. Mention my name when you do.

And the last thing is there are a lot of new poems on this site by both me and my new super-crush Genevieve Greene.

 

A parting tweet to enjoy:

Hentai Foundry is an Awesome Site! (suggested to me by a cool dude)

Someone once said that if I were to combine the keywords Literary Porn with Chun Li I’d be an instant Erotica Success

Well, that never happened.

It did lead me into a renewed interest in hentai. Here are some incredible drawings by amazing artists found on Hentai Foundry. As a writer, I’m so totally indebted to and in awe of the genius of these talented artists from all over the world. Wow. Check out their pages and commission them for some drawings ASAP. I know I will!

 

 

 

 

Other great creative futa bukkake links:

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Spidu/230179/A-Day-Off
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ashraam/239090/Royal-Glutton
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/CosmicPirate/413549/Alley-Snack-part-2
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/iri-neko/430719/Tiones-Bukkake
I love the cross: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ScarlettAnn/414936/Natasha-commissipn
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/dmitrys/30214/Roller-Futa
Seems like a Five Hive kind of situation: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/anotherartistmore/431252/HEAVY-2
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/xxoom/404600/Reina-surrounded-by-monster

The Romance on Skates Series | Gallery | #LPRTG @horbooks #EARTG #MrBrtg

Enjoy the Cover Gallery.

Let me know if you think I should change anything.

Click here to follow the link to Emme’s American SMUTPUNK on Skates Kindle Store

Poem by Moctezuma Johnson

Peel Another Banana, America

You love Aztec bitches

in their feathered headress

tattoed Teotitlan titties

hairless heiroglypic cunts

Today Tijuana has–

Meshica cunt shtuffed

full of obsidian cock–

Dress her up like an Aztec

in jaguar skin

to sacrifice at the altar

of thick Moctezuma cock

lay her on the stone

high atop pyramid

high on princess pussy

with King-sized cock

plunge that guatemalteca

like you were splitting her

in two, ripping her apart

to get her entrails out

conquest style, imperialistic you

splatter that tomato-

chocolate- and coffee-inventing

face with dick drip

diciendo: “dame dame dame

todo el poder!”

cut out that heartbreak after

you make the jade wearing jade–

that slattern bitch

who brags that nowadays

she’s pure Spanish blood

dark corn tits

two hard niblets

silver plated teeth–

absorb moctezuma’s semen storm

the discharge deluge.

strip the strumpet

slap choad chili

on her Pharoah-like ajpuob forehead.

you own the was-going-to-be royalty now

gaping her ass this time

as you jam it all the way in to her whine

then let it all the way out to her sigh

on the fiend’s own fertile floor

home of her blood-thirsty gods

where birds chirp hysterically

whine sigh whine sigh

like they are getting ass-fucked

like strumpets, jungle-wide

the whole forest thirsts

what you give hard and domineering

the whole forest aims for what you take

yet she cries

as face gets blow-gunned with semen,

sprayed, like her idols are splatterpunked with blood.

smutpunk her with imperial cum

she is kneeling — tell her “suck,

to save yourself,”

she only sobs and murmurs it isn’t fair

you cock-slap her face

then jam it down past her tonsils

while salty rivers stream

down into the corners of her mouth

again, you stretch out the corners of her bowels

cum up her asshole

then throw her down

pyramid steps

nothing could have saved her

 

note:

some reviewer said i wrote about rape so i’ve decided to write about rape. thanks. if you can’t expect logic from a review why shouldn’t i indulge in it? what’s it called? double jeopardy? since I’ve already been found guilty of the crime via 1-star review it’s carte blanche on committing said crime. i’ve already paid the fine, so why not commit the crime with panache? So i’ve revisited this poem of the brutal imperialism of white people v. indians in the conquest of (latin) america. it’s a deep poem. i expect many won’t understand the point. if you do, please SHARE or leave a comment. Thanks, lovelies!