Messing around with a Smutpunk Erotica Giveaway
Win All Kinds of Spunkylicious Swag!
I wanted to make one contest like this where you have to jack or jill off to enter. Now how can I make sure that you do so? How do I verify? Well, there’s no way to be absolutely sure and we are all adults here so I think we can go with the honor system. However, I would like to feel like you’re not cheating in this contest, so I think you should join the mailing list (a contest requirement) and read some hot smutpunk spunklit and that will surely lead you to jack/jill off and everyone wins.
Contest Rules & Disclaimer
You need to register for the LPRTG Mailing List to join. (bit.ly/EmailLPRTG)
The Kindle Fire can only be won by residents of the continental USA, sorry. All other prizes are available to all.
But…wait! I’ve never read it. Well, we can fix that here.
Enjoy this SMUTPUNK Erotica Giveaway Event
And Get Punk’d Spunkyliciously
13. SURPRISE ENTRY
If you like winning things like tons of free shit, then join this contest:
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So…you have the chops for some Erotic Spunklit, huh?
That’s great because this blog needs you!
Smutpunk Books by Moctezuma Johnson as listed on Amazon
Triangulum Stain Series
Pop and Lollie (a Triangulum Stain Episode)
The Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series
The Complete Season Two (in progress)
The Steak and Blowjob Ongoing Stories
The Futa Boxing Gym Series
1948 Japan (coming soon)
If you’d like to be notified of Books by Moctezuma Johnson (and Emme Hor), please join the SMUTPUNK MAILING LIST.
No Tax Evasion Here – I’m Just a Regular Mo Joe
It’s tax time in the USA. Scary times. I love how our president doesn’t have to pay his but the rest of us fucks pay every last dime we barely earn.
How to Score a Book Boyfriend In the Flesh
Three Cockish Tips to Get the Man of Your Dreams to Appear in front of your Eyes
It has come to my attention that 60% of the women out there would prefer a book boyfriend to a real one. That’s an interesting fact. I started thinking about why I have fucked so many women and something occurred to me. I usually try to have a deep conversation with a woman who I am meeting for the first time. I want to meet ‘on the level.’ Usually, though, I find she’s not up to the task and then change gears to just trying to take advantage of her, which she is often game for. It’s almost like fucking is easier than talking. However, on the rare occasions when the two meet, you have a sizzling chemistry. I think that’s really what most of the women out there are looking for, the meeting of brains and brawn in one package. Well, from what I spy looking around, achieving that is a two-way street and, while men are sometimes to blame for dropping the ball, there are things you women can do better too. Here are three easy steps to finding a man as great as your ideal book boyfriend in the flesh: read, share, and eliminate the noise.
You need to read. The things is, when I look around FB most people are just reading the same old tired genre fiction. Yes, I look down on that (and, yes, I know there are exceptions). You need to expand your horizons and actually read stuff of merit. I write erotica. I know it’s crap. I can vouch for that (check the book shop here to verify). I’m not saying every erotica book isn’t worth reading. Many books are great. However, to feed the soul and become the kind of woman that a great man wants, takes a little more than reading a series of one wank wonders (as enjoyable as each may be). Read some philosophy, read some scientific treatises, read some literature. One of the reasons I am such a slow reviewer is that I read one erotica for every ten to fifteen other books I read. I like science (if you don’t know where to start, try Watson & Crick’s Double Helix, science-fiction (try Foundation by Isaac Asimov), and literature (try Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino) the most, but there’s a wide range of topics to read.
Next, to score yourself an amazing book boyfriend in the flesh, you’ll need to share posts (particularly my posts for maximum browning points). Share other writers, share what you love. Share good stuff. And cut out this inspirational bullshit (see B.A. Ro’lyin for what NOT TO DO, lol. Sorry, babe!). Being cute won’t get you jackshit in this life filled with assholes, backstabbers, and republicans. You need to be a hustler making moves. You need to actively employ that genius. You need firepower on the tongue and chili powder in the soul. If you prepare your brain-soul-loin connect properly, you don’t need some bullshit meme to tell you how to live or encourage you to keep doing what you already know. Not if you’re a smutpunk. And I know you’re a smutpunk, or why the fuck else would you be on this blog reading this shit? Right!? So get to it, share smutpunk and romance and all the good shit you love and build your network.
Last, cut the noise. Facebook is a good example of how there’s so much noise out there that seems okay that you may not even notice it is bad for you. There’s fake news, contradicting half-baked memes, religious quotes, romantic posts, and other complete mumbo jumbo. You scroll quickly through and think it isn’t infecting your brain, but it is. It’s a fucking virus. Beware! My advice, if you want to make a deep connection with a person that is rewarding mentally and physically, is shut the noise down and concentrate.
I’m not sure this really constitutes a sex tip. Maybe I have this in the wrong category. In fact, I’m not sure this is a tip at all. Maybe it’s a life hack. Maybe it’s a note to self to focus. I guess the point is that a book boyfriend (or girlfriend, of course) isn’t going to come to an undeveloped person. You need to cultivate what you are. Let me help.
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Calling all smutpunks! It’s a SMUTPUNK miracle!
Be part of the one and only SMUTPUNK EVENT
When: 13-16 April 2017
Where: On this site and Instafreebie
What: Give away one of your books for free along with the other participants. More information available on FB. You will need to join the Instafreebie Erotica Facebook Group.
This is going to be a great opportunity to gather a lot of buzz about smutpunk and let the world know how many of us are writing incredible work that breaks down barriers.
Authors, share this with other authors who you think have the chops for smutpunk.