News so Absurdly False it’s True: Professor confirms meritocracy dead

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News so Absurdly False it’s True (well, nearly true. What’s the kids call Bullshit Truth)

MIT professor confirms meritocracy long dead in America

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Election of Trump, MIT Professor Nomme d’Chumsky states from his eRanch in Honolulu, proves people at the top can now be filled by people at the bottom. Education, skill sets, and language ability are all demerits in today’s new Bullshit Society. In fact, the professor warns, education and skills, especially foreign language skills, can get you in a heap of trouble reminiscent of Pol Pot’s Cambodia. He suggests the average American just shut her mouth, eat her fast food, and pay her part of America’s enormous taxes for governments new weapons to monitor, scare, and control.

 

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2 comments on “News so Absurdly False it’s True: Professor confirms meritocracy dead

  1. How deliciously timely. In case you missed it, the Senate is sending to the House a bill that will allow your ISP to plumb your browser for personal information and sell it to the highest bidder. Are we great yet?

    • We’ve been great since the 50s when we gave up the good fight and started siding with fascist governments all over the world. But what do I know? I just write smut. My personal info will contain a lot of XXX. Lucky agent who gets to sift through all that.

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