The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

5.00 out of 5
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Sex on a Stick

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

5.00 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings
(3 customer reviews)

$3.69 $0.99

This is the original book of poetry that put Moctezuma Johnson on the porno-literary map. This little book has now become something of a classic. It has strangely even ranked in the top 25 of Amazon’s Love Poems. It certainly isn’t a book of love poems in the classic sense, but it does have depth, beauty, and porn. See review below.

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What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poems and fiction from Moctezuma Johnson yanks the doorknobs from the doors and throws the doors open like a Sexual Cowboy busting into a Rough Saloon. Each poem is a spotlight onto a private act. As you read you get to be voyeur to the most intimate moments. You get to see things most people don’t want you to, things you have always wanted to see. You get to be the dirty things themselves in this blend of Porno-Literary Madness laced with sexual tension and an overriding sense of longing for women and love. This book of poems and fiction is poignant, it is perverse, it is perverted, it is lonely, and it truly explores the human condition.

 

Review by Poetess Extraordinaire Misti Rainwater-Lites:

Sex on a stick. Sex as corn dog, a carnival snack snatched and devoured in between the Zipper and the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Sex on a swizzle stick. Sex as vodka soaked olive, tongued and chewed and swallowed despite Justin goddamn Bieber on the jukebox (some bars in America still have those but they usually play the wrong goddamn music) and the wrong goddamn hand on your thigh.
Are there wrong hands? Are there wrong thighs?
In The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends there are no wrong hands, thighs, tongues, lips, penises or vaginas. It’s all good it’s all right and up all night high on cough syrup or something similar and shameless and blameless in its unholy writhe.
Eat this. It is good.
–Misti Rainwater-Lites (rock star, author, porn star, poet)
 

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3 reviews for The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

  1. (verified owner) – :

    5 out of 5

    Praise:
    Sex on a stick. Sex as corn dog, a carnival snack snatched and devoured in between the Zipper and the Tilt-A-Whirl.

    Sex on a swizzle stick. Sex as vodka soaked olive, tongued and chewed and swallowed despite Justin goddamn Bieber on the jukebox (some bars in America still have those but they usually play the wrong goddamn music) and the wrong goddamn hand on your thigh.
    Are there wrong hands? Are there wrong thighs?

    In The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends there are no wrong hands, thighs, tongues, lips, penises or vaginas. It’s all good it’s all right and up all night high on cough syrup or something similar and shameless and blameless in its unholy writhe.

    Eat this. It is good.
    –Misti Rainwater-Lites (rock star, author, porn star, poet)

  2. :

    5 out of 5

    This is the first book of erotic poetry for me. In fact, I don’t normally read poems, although erotic prose is a staple in my kindle. I read other books by this author, so I was curious. This left me speechless when I swiped to the last page. I wanted more.

    There were poems about life, and love, and sex. Very graphic explicit sex, I couldn’t believe it could be put in stanzas, but it was. Some made it hard for me to breath, some made my cry. When a book elicits this kind of reactions, you know it’s art. I am already having withdrawal symptoms now and again, so I find myself flicking back to this book in my kindle once or twice a day. And for me, there are only a few books like that.

    “Some say he is part comet. Others say he is shooting star. Behind his back they call him a sex addict. To his face they call him a god.”

    • (verified owner) – :

      out of 5

      Connie Cliff, thanks so much for the review. Getting an awesome review is always spectacular, but getting one from you–a writer I respect and admire to the fullest–is a special bonus on par with the joys of enthusiastic deepthroat.

  3. (verified owner) – :

    5 out of 5

    Having just discovered this book, because yes, I lived under a rock for most of my life and I’ve just crawled out into the daylight, I have to say, I am in love with it. As a writer of poetry for the last, oh, forever number of years and published in several blah. blah society’s annual poetry anthems, I can honestly say that this is the Kama Sutra of poetry. It is raw and uncensored, poetry that makes you feel and think. My heart broke at times and my heart rate sped up at others. MJ, who is the actual King of Literary Porn, has captured me heart, soul and body!

    • :

      out of 5

      How am I so lucky as to have a reader like you, Genevieve. That’s the nicest comment to find that someone likes my poetry. As you’re a poet yourself, you know that poets slave and get very little for all the thought that goes into a few measly lines. But getting your review/praise out of nowhere like this makes it all worthwhile! I love your line “this is the Kama Sutra of Poetry!” Thank you!

      One last thing, you were not under a rock. If you were you would have met me earlier because that’s where I keep all my work. I live in a sewer and must keep the pages dry, right?.

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